Who here is /ocd/ here?
>Be me, 10 years old.
>Bring a stick of gum to school everyday because I have shit breath since I hated brushing my teeth.
>Store the wrappers in my hoodie like a degenerate.
>Decide to go full autismo and over the next 5 years continually bring a single stick of gum everyday just so I can keep the wrapper.
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>have routine when I go to bed
>have notepad files on my desktop that tell me things I want to do tomorrow just in case I forget (I never fucking forget something just pushes me to make these fucking things BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS RETARDED)
>have to check all of them 5 times exactly
>have to then turn my case fans to quiet so they won't accidentally start up loud
>THEY'RE ALREADY ON QUIET
>STILL...
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>>24747159
okay wow that blows my thing out of the fuckin water.
>>24747062
>laying face down on couch sleeping
>imagine myself turning 360 degrees in a spinning motion on the couch
>keep imagining it while not even doing it
>can't stop thinking about it, just keep spinning and spinning in my mind
>had to get up off the couch
I remember that from when I was a kid. When I get high I tend to bring up this latent OCD shit...
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Post songs that make you feel comfy, alone, depressed, eerie, cheer you up, despair, etc..
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD_LhhD4p8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skJGjYtnFO8
>>24747008
Trent Reznor's my hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7fsHtkNU7w
>>24746864
/mu/ says hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E
>be American
>get shot
Seriously, what is it with you insecure faggots and guns?
our gun violence statistics are severely overinflated because suicides by gun are counted as gun violence.
Why the fuck should Johnny law and uncle Sam be trusted with a gun and not me? Fuck that I don't trust them
>>24746286
honestly who cares anymore. It's not like most people here leave their house
Alcoholic thread. Get in here and post your drinks. I'm about to gorge myself
>>24745869
i got drunk last night, 2 cups brandy mixed with orange juice i dont know what to miv with spirits etc any suggestions
>Captain Morgan
>alcoholic
Nah
>>24746435
>In today's news it's just been learned that thanks to an anonymous poster on a chinese cartoon internet image board the definition of alcoholism has been changed to only include certain brands of alcohol
Don't know who decreed this, but it's obvious at this point that I'm never allowed to be happy.
So why shouldn't I devote my life to making everyone else miserable?
If they're too happy then yes, but I would prefer to make people unhappy like me happier
>>24745426
I can NEVER be happy. Whatever hellish being controls this disgusting universe decided this before I was born. I'm gonna have to seriously step it up to genocide one day to get even a 100th of the satisfaction I would have had from just having a decent bf and for my species to not be evil and insane and retarded. It's really too much to ask isn't it?
>>24745380
I'd like to make someone happy but that requires actual effort that I can't make
Making people also requires effort
Right now I'd rather do nothing and rot
manlets on suicide watch
Isn't Selena Gomez taller than beiber and she's only like 5'5? Why are they pretending he's not a manlet
>>24745153
But...but I thought it was just memes?
>>24745153
>there are people below 6'7" that think they're tall
kek when will you short faggots learn?
wew lad working on paper geting sick listening to pet sounds how are you all doing?
>>24744432
only bump i'm gunna give this thread
I just lie in bed all day and sleep in.
I lie to my gf about what I do every day because if she knew what a depressed piece of shit I am she'd break up with me.
Right now I'm listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad.
>>24745266
Would she not try to help you at all?
Also AJJ is pretty okay I can dig them sometimes
Misaki Friday thread. Your weekly outlet for your worries and fears. Misaki listens and understands.
My nightmares haven't gotten any better. It makes paying attention in class hard.
At least only one person talked to me this week. He's repeating class and judging from what he said I'll fail finals for sure.
But it's okay.
Misaki, will you listen to my tale and offer perspective or advice?
> senior in hs
> inb4 underageb& in 18
> notice 10/10 qt
> gather Intel, learn her name, locker, and grade (two years behind me).
> after months of thinking about it, decide to speak to her
> camp in library where I know she is, fuck around on my phone until bell rings
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Bump for support ;_ ;
>a compilation is called cumpilation
>that angle that's just balls and male asscrack
>anal scene
>anal prolapse with zoom in
>She's faking/unreactive
>/lit/
>/r9k/
>/ic/
>/fa/
>/ck/
>/adv/
>occasionally /fit/
>/r9k/
>/g/
>/fa/
>/r9k/ (obviously)
>/int/
>/pol/ (wew)
>/fit/
>/s/
youre pretentious and think youre smart and misunderstood and thats why youre depressed
mine:
/r9k/
/sci/
/fit/
/vp/
/wsg/
Just learned my good friend Nic killed himself. He went missing a few days ago, no one really cared until normies learned he had a gun and freaked out because they thought he would shoot up the school. Well he used the gun on himself.
He was a robot who introduced me to this place. We were both bullied our whole lives and this place gave us an outlet. You robots were his real family, not the bullshit family who is trying to get attention out of his death now. RIP Nic.
lol no one even cares haha nic would get a kick out of this
I would make fun of you for being underage, but goddamn. You know this board has gone to shit when replies made by actual robots barely get any replies, while normalfags asking relationship advice get at least 50 replies each. Just goes to show how far gone this board is
>>24719676
I wish I was 6'2"
Name one thing that you have to offer a woman
My fist
Unconditional love as long as they reciprocate it and are loyal
My understanding
can someone explain exactly what is happening in this picture?
>>24749681
I think it's pretty obvious
>>24749681
c'uck subliminal message
The jerseys are a metaphor for their cocks.
>There are people who don't wipe the inside of their anus after taking a shit.
>>24749611
>there are people posting RIGHT now that don't use a bidet
Only way to make sure you're clean is to spray water directly into your butthole
>>24749611
I didn't for many years, not sure when I started. I'll never stop now, but I'm still not convinced it really is absolutely essential. I think people like us are just...
...
Anal.
paper towls > bidet
So hungry. Shit at cooking
fuck my ass
>>24749289
Epic joke buddy.
>pretending to not know how to boil water
https://youtu.be/7hF41qPkJxs
This is how it's done.
>>24749289
>fuck my ass
I don't see how that would help you, but if it makes you feel full, I'll do it.