>2015
>not marrying a 9/10 cutie east Asian girl who is loyal to you and will love you forever
Holy shit. It's like you guys actually believe that begging sluts on Tinder to touch your peepee is the pinnacle of life
>>24770297
OK i have been duped. your pic not related but mine is
>>24770297
no east asian girl will have anything to do with an unemployed guy
>>24770377
>>24770377
I'm an unemployed college student. I married a 30 year old gorgeous East Asian Korean girl who was a virgin and who looks forward to growing old with me and having kids together one day down the line. Her family also adores me and I have promised them I would get a nice job as an actuary next year, using my little savings I have to support us, and she works part time but also she has a lot of money saved up because she created and owned a business...
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What's does /r9k/ think of wizchan?
>>24770045
it would be a good spot if it wasn't so abhorrently low traffic
and also you're just making it known by more normies by posting it
Too much normie-calling. Makes me really annoyed how it derails threads.
It's so slow it's unbearable, but a good idea in theory
>Wait 5 years for fallout 4
>"Anon you have too many videogames, play with the ones you already have i'm not buying you computer games anymore"
What do i do?
Get a job, work until you get your first paycheck, quit, buy the game and some tendies.
>>24770079
Thats .. not that bad of an idea. Vut why not up it up to 3 months or something. Then get more money and you can try to steal shit and do misschief untill you het fired or quit. Haha
>>24770039
don't sweat it TBQH family, it's a fucking let-down anyway
https://youtu.be/V8u1_U7-fLo
Where were you when Trump got stumped by actual tards? Is the media getting pushed to the brink?
This sounds offensive.
>>24769995
Up next
>Donald Trump making fun of People with Disabilities Make Fun of Donald Trump
>>24769995
That bold guy was the only one who did a good impression.
Is it possible to be intelligent and still be a normie?
Yes. What the fuck are you talking about?
Now to be truly enlightened by your own intelligence and still be a normie. Heh psssh, no can do kiddo.
What a false dichotomy.
>>24770256
>>24770263
I disagree. It takes a level of self awareness only intelligent people have to escape normiedom.
I found a job at McDonald's, this girl is giving me signes, the biggest was touching m'y hand today , i got an erection talking to her, dhe started laughing , i pretended like nothing happened. What should i do robots? I've never been in this world ...
Welp robots
>>24769850
either make a move back or say you're not interested
if you do make a move make sure to smile like your in a good mood. Not a creepy forced one. I suggest a hug out of nowhere
>>24769850
B8 thread.
Ignore it.
>be a neet, weak body, rejected by all females
>start having sex with crossdressers and trannies
>kissed and made oral in a trans prostitute because of needy
>got tonsilitis
I should've stayed in my room jacking off everyday and being a legit robot.
They're not called "traps" without reason. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about engaging in sodomite activities.
>>24769847
Unfortunately, this. People like us are in danger when seeking intimacy OP, be it ridicule, stds, fraud or whatever. We should stay away as much as possible from other people. I learned this the hard way, i wish someone explained this stuff to me.
>>24769800
Thats gods way of punishing you for your acts of sodomy. You have failed as a human when you rather be around lowlife traps instead of being pure and innocent. You shall not get any sympathy from me you filthy cumgruzzling swine!
Goddamn I feel bad for this dude tbqh
how do you have those chick emoji in the notification bar?
also dont feel bad for shorts they didnt eat right in their childhood they deserve it
>>24771380
I was overweight as a kid and ate super healthy (just in large portions, I'm better now), 3 cups of milk a day
I'm 5'6 because my 5'10 dad decided to marry my 5'0 mom
i'm constantly getting told that i'm attractive but "too short to date"
>mfw they had 3 miscarriages before me
I wasn't meant to be, I was a mistake
>>24769693
>when they be themselves and not try so hard, bro, lol
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: /r9k/ was right again.
So i might have a tab of acid i want to try later. but im not sure if its a good idea. even though i want to i worry about having a bad experience.
Ive robotripped before but never on real shit like LSD.
I have researched it for years, and i just now have the chance to do some.
Can any robot that has tripped before tell me what to expect on one tab, first time? how volitile are you and how in control are you still?
I have heard it can actually help with mental illness and it can be spiritual.
I generally am kind of a sad unhappy person as...
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just take it. You'll have a good time, don't expect too much though. You'll probably feel better afterwards, might help you make some changes to your life if it sucks
lsd generally gives you a really positive experience. you might feel a little anxious during the first 15 to 45 minutes. after that you just get overtaken by the visuals and warm feelings and happy thoughts. just make sure you take it in a comfy environment and have some chill music to listen to. i usually get that wondrous curious feeling i used to have as a kid again for a short while. if u somehow freakout and have a panic attack on it u can just tell yourself it will come to an end. and it will.
environment effects your trip a lot, i'd recommend a chilled out place like anywhere in your house (the less strangers the better)
Why do mixed-race people with white dads turn into spree-killers, but ones with white moms don't?
>>24769566
>only has two examples
>>24769566
2 is too small a sample to find a pattern
why do black people with both black parents commit the most crime and murders?
>tfw no mentally damaged gf to cuddle with and comfort
>tfw i will never have to hold her down during a fit of rage and confusion, and kiss her in the head after it's over
why even be alive bruh
>>24769543
>>tfw i will never have to hold her down during a fit of rage and confusion
That's exactly what you don't do, they're liable to stab you or something when they're having a manic episode.
>>24769604
but the connection we would feel in the hospital when she was stable again after stabbing me would be incomparable to a normal girl
>>24769543
>tfw no mentally damaged gf to cuddle with and comfort
>DON'T STICK UR DICK IN CRAZY BRO, IT'LL RUIN UR LYFE
Fuck you, /r9k/, make up your damned mind.
>>24769604
>all crazy people are violent
Just no.
Who /scrooge/ here?
I fucking hate christmas music, and since the end of November every store, restaurant and radio station has been playing it nonstop
>There's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone
truly a robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ
But xmas music is awesome anon
I hated Christmas when I was a kid, largely because I had to spend it with my extended family who I fucking despise. Now I'm 31 and I only see who the fuck I want to see. Get a few days off to drink and watch Die Hard, buy people I like shit they don't need, shitpost on 4chan, whatever the fuck I want.
In general, the older you get, the better life gets. It's like living in those toddler fantasies where you only do what you want. I can't wait until I'm retired.
Let me give you a hypothetical. Let's say that there's a button in front of you. Pressing it will release a chemical into the atmosphere, rendering all humans (and only humans) permanently infertile. Without question, this will mean the extinction of the human race in 100 years. However, you will not directly kill anyone in the process.
Do you press it? I definitely would.
I'm 30 and never want children. I often think that this planet would be better off without us. No more normies, no wage slaves, no religion, no Islam, no overpopulation, no pollution,...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7m98h5nWHc
you'd probably like this show
No. As soon as people found out, anarchy would set loose. It wouldn't be a peaceful or pleasant end.
if this isn't a ruse (which it probably is) this is the most selfish thing i've ever read
here's your reply. sage
>just got banned from /v/ for pic related
jesus the mods on this website are a joke
>>24769242
not your personal blog retard
and /vg/ is the only real board for talking about actual games instead of monotonous cartoony japashit for imbeciles
game begging was banned years ago
fuck off kike
>>24769290
>kike
mud person pls go
How do I stop being a weak coward?
>>24769179
Only you know your flaws and weaknesses. We can't help you.
/thread
30 minutes of heavy exercise increases your test levels.
Go to the shooting range frequently, get into a couple fights. Also, the sooner you realize it's easier to be an asshole instead of being nice, the better.