Do you notice you have a particular vocabulary when talking to yourself?
When I stay up very late some times I say to myself "It's going to be a raw one tomorrow", but this is something I have never said out loud to anyone and I wouldn't say it because it's not really something people expect me to say.
I also use the word nigga fairly often in my internal dialogue.
I speak Esperanto fluently, at times I feel more comfortable with it than my native language so when alone I will say things in Esperanto
>>24775595
>I also use the word nigga fairly often in my internal dialogue.
That's just from using 4chan too much.
i phrase things like a fucking faggot for no reason.
at which hour do i need to rise?
for what food am i hungry?
etc
>Be 20 yo robot
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
>Start biking twice a week, lose weight after six months
>Join a debate team, begin meeting normies and learning how to speak like one
>Start inviting acquaintences out, evantually get invited to events as well
>Ask out about a dozen girls, get practice
>Meet a shy blonde QT straight from New...
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Grats bro. I'm happy for you.
Now you can be free of this place.
Congrats on doing that too
how much weight did you lose?
My friend and I are two single grills. How can we meet guys at clubs, if we don't have intentions to fugg?
> I'm a chubby KV with low to average self esteem
> She's been kucked with two babies
> We're both too shy to find boyfriends, but the fire in the loins has become too great
I need tips on finding qts in a hipster like lounge, no dance clubs. inb4 chads will come to us, inb4 you gotta suck dick to get phone numbers
>>24775436
damn im sorry
>>24775436
> She's been kucked with two babies
She's been cock blocking you this entire time moron. Stop hanging out with her.
What's your motive? Inb4 selfish selfgain
Okay, lets play a map game. You can control a country to serve your power fantasies. You can start that all-white oligarchy fascist utopia you wanted for years! Here's the rules.
>Change your name to your country.
>No samefags playing multiple countries.
>You nation must be independent, so no obscure bullshit like South Sandwhich Islands. Also this map is from 2009 so no South Sudan, and no Kosovo because the guys that made this map didn't add them, this isn't my map...
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>>24775272
Hallo, I'll guess I will be Germany then.
>>24775272
Republic of China
>>24775335
Your color will be Green on the map.
Try to post a cuter girl.
>>24775260
Ugly ass hoe
>>24775260
This girl is way cuter.
>>24775295
eeeEEEEWWWW WTF
Two of the hottest males alive.
Francisco Lachowski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ain288biQ
Sean O'Pry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kutX7SG00
Imagine if you grew up looking like one of them, and the other were your best friends.
The amount of pussy you'd swim in together, growing up in the teenage years. Oh my god. You could literally go and just pick chicks up and carry them home.
If I looked like one of them I would like to fuck the other one.
Good for them. But I'm not really interested in having sex with large amounts of women.
I'd imagine being a 9/10+ male is akin to being a living god.
Walking the earth and getting attention from everyone you pass. Envious stares from men, lustf filled gazes from women.
It's kind of depressing knowing I'll never know what that feels like.
Why don't you get a fuck doll?
http://www.reallovesexdolls.com/real-love-sex-doll-barbie-1/
christ that's creepy, anon.
>>24775225
Why would you need to leave the house and find pussy when there's unconditional love available for purchase?
ROASTIE DETECTED
>>24775133
too expensive, real females are cheaper and better
t. chad
That's it guys. I have the absolute worst luck in the world. I can't FUCKING believe it.
>be me
>be 19
>go to house with 2 7/10 girls and a 9/10
>hoping to lose virginity to the 9
>go with 2 guy friends (3 guys 3 girls)
>9 actually seems into me, she's making moves at me
>she finally starts making a move
>LITERALLY...
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Maybe someday anon. Maybe someday
how are you getting breathalyzed in a house
>>24776236
This. I don't understand how they can do that
>mfw I follow qt girl who seemed interested in me on twitter but no follow back
tell me about your twitter stories /r9k/
>>24774919
My story is that I don't have a twitter because I am not a fag nor a nigger.
>>24775055
Twitter is fun for trolling. It's the only social media site I use. Where else can I call Seth Rogen a fat faggot?
> make a really clever tweet
> no likes or follows
What are you doing right now /r9k/?
I just ordered over 400 Magic: The Gathering cards for my veteran father as a Christmas gift. We're putting together a pauper cube.
>>24774853
Did nobody tell you that Yugioh exists?
>>24774927
I've heard of it. But a few months ago I played a clash pack with him on a whim and he really enjoyed it. He'd actually seek me out and ask if I wanted to play a game of it. So I figured he'd enjoy some cube drafting with his brothers and marine buddies and whatnot, and for when i visit.
>>24775135
shit, man. That sounds really good, wish I had a father like that. Hope you guys enjoy it.
I'm a 31 year old
> never had a gf
> any sort of sexual contact has been with prostitutes
> medically depressed
> ugly as fuck
Should I just place a date to kill myself? Have I missed everything important?
Hey, I'm you 11 years in the past minus the hookers.
>>24774696
No, you are not me
I knew tons of people who went to school with me who seemed destined to start a school shooting and all of them got gf in their mid-20's at their latest
>>24774696
Hey, I'm you 20 years and 9 months ago hurtling down a really tiny tube
You have fucked up another life.
So I have set and read from you NEET fuckers to a point that I actually try to get autism bucks and my life has went down the drain.
First I had to quit my job before I could claim. Keep in mind I had a nice comfy office job that paid decent enough to live on.
But I quit due to "I get nervous around people/slight autism/anxiety etc."
I used up all the money my dad left trying to get this damn claim approved.
No one told me it could take up to months to reach a decision in which time I couldn't...
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>>24774599
? holy shit are u stupid
one of these neet fuckers need to step up and let me move in with them until i can get back on my feet.
>>24774599
>Try to be a useless piece of shit and leech off of the rest of society
>Fail and ruin entire life
I want it to be real.
So is there any legitimate reason why I myself as a black guy shouldn't marry a white girl?
To me the benefits seem to outweigh any potential cons
>more attractive partner than the outstanding majority of black women
>children receive more benefits among both black and white people
>credit score will likely improve
>>24774591
Your kids will look like shit and have mental problems (not that you will be around to actually raise them.)
>>24774640
Wouldn't they look like shit in your opinion regardless of who their mom is?
I don't even care anymore.
youbetyourassthisisn'toriginal
Does anyone wanna play Call of Duty: World at War with me? it's the only CoD game I have and I'm not doing anything atm
>>24774579
I have an xbox360
>>/soc/
>>/v/
>>/out/ normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24774595
Well that shit is full of hackers. I'd play with ya on steam, there's some great servers.
>Start going to a coffee shop frequently
>They know your name.
>>24774486
>owner tries to sell you heroin
>Owner shakes your hand and thanks you for your patronage
I didn't go back. What the fuck .
>always call in for a pizza at a local place
>give them my name to pick it up
>after a few more times going there, the girl says "hey anon!"
>never go back