Sisters were made for sex
>>24778856
Heterosex only. Fuck off lesbos. Stay away from my imouto.
Oyakodon is better.
>>24779397
FTW?
Anyone else feel like their friendships are all on borrowed time? It's always a matter of time before everyone hates me, with the exception of my very best friends.
And before anyone says shit, I'm practically a robot, I just have one or two close-ish friends who like me despite all of my personal issues.
>>24778831
nah m8. you gotta let go now and then and let it come back.
if u try to keep it too tight, it will go away for good.
i hope that makes sense
My friendships are always on borrowed time. Only because I end up cutting all contact eventually. I don't even want friends but I end up making them somehow. I really wish people would leave me alone.
>>24778895
>Only because I end up cutting all contact eventually.
This is what I kinda do. They end up hating me but I also just kinda give up on them myself and cut them off. I just don't like letting anyone close anymore, b/c I end up disappointing them, creeping them out, or they end up not giving a fuck about me after all.
post 4-6/10s
pic not related
good example of a 5/10
this chick
Maybe a 4...
just smoked some weed and stuck a fat dildo in my ass
squirted cum for like 10 minutes straight
feels good man
>>24778692
BIG GUY bringing out the heavy stuff, not to be outdone by some masked man!
>>24778692
Never done it
One time I put the back end of a vibrating razor up my butt and played with that, twisting it and pushing it in/out
I didn't touch my dick for close to an hour, I started to feel...something, but the urge was too great so I wanked and came
It was unbelievable the way the vibrations go through your body while you cum
>>24778692
Do you wear butt plugs?
I normally don't start these faggy Eggman Appreciation threads, but it's his birthday and he's a bro.
Good fortune and death to all normies will come to you, but only if you post "Happy Birthday Eggers" ITT
>mfw eggman shares a birthday with my mom
Fuck off. Eggman is just a really ugly normie.
>>24778523
Get in here, niggers. It's time to celebrate the birth of our Ovaline Lord and Saviour.
I really like to take pictures because it makes my mind focus on the positives in life. I took this photo on my way to work last week and every time i look at it I feel a sense of happiness. I'll dump some more I took recently.
Post some photos you have taken fellow robots. Try to keep it positive too.
>>24778164
That's a comfy picture, anon. Makes me wish it slowed in Florida.
Here's a sunny beach picture I took for contrast.
not exactly recent, it was several months ago
I was so pissed about having only my phone and not my nice DSLR
>>24778164
Here's one I took after work. Tbh bros, I used to be such a huge faggot, I annoyed many people with my zanny and hyper personality. But after living on my own for a year basically isolated from having any true friends, I learned that you are the only one in this world who can change yourself, and to do that you have to come to reality and accept your faults. The world is extremely beautiful, and even though there are TONS of shitty people out there, you have to realize you yourself is a beautiful creation...
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Robot music thread?
What are you /jammin/ to /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqn862-Atkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
Ive forced myself to listen to enough bad music that I will just automatically like any song at this point.
I've been listening to the album this song is all night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUwJDggvEW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbIGhfbrlj0
>Be 25
>Have dad with early onset Alzheimer's and stage 4 cancer.
>Visit dad, he thinks I'm his dead brother.
>Dad tells me, "I don't think I was a very good father."
>Try to explain to him that I've always thought he was a great father, and that I love him.
>He doesn't understand what I'm saying.
>Even if he could, he...
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good luck m8
i will have a feel for you tonight
>>24777907
Damn son.
oc
>>24777907
Assuming they're still coherent, I don't know how people with Alzheimer's decide to continue to live. The day I ever get diagnosed with something like that is the day I kill myself.
Who /hearingloss/ here?
Just when stuff seemed to be okay, depression getting a bit better, and I fucking start losing my hearing. I fucking love music and if that goes I will probably just kill myself. Went to a bunch of 'doctors', no one even knows what the fuck is going on. Don't know what else to say.
>>24777851
20% deaf in my left ear since I was a kid, started wearing hearing aids but stopped because kids would point at me and be like what's wrong with him what that?
Now I'm losing hearing in my right ear, both my ears hurt all the fucking time it's really annoying. I know your pain OP.
>tfw tinnitus
It used to be really bad but its manageable right now. Im hoping that in the next 10-15 years we have treatments or cures for hearing loss and tinnitus..... Thanks republicunts for stunting stemcell research.
>>24777851
I'd take that option too anon. Fuck anyone who says you don't have a right to.
So is there any legitimate reason why I myself as a human shouldn't marry a cat?
To me the benefits seem to outweigh any potential cons
>more attractive partner than the outstanding majority of humans
>children receive more benefits because kittens are cuter than babies
>credit score will likely improve because cats can't use credit cards
cat can't give informed consent.
Sweats nervously...
>>24777908
Ooga booga Wea da kitties at
When you see it...
Lmao
>>24777672
what's the answer here pham
>>24777779
OP is a fag.
senpai
>>24777672
i dont see it. someting to do with the reflection?
>December 6th, 2015
>>24777670
Shit. I forgot to make this thread tonight
thanks for picking up the slack, robot
>>24777670
holy shit AAAHHHHH
SOMEONE STOP THE CLOCK
>>24777777
Desu baka baka senpai
Why are all men fucking terrible? All I want is a good bf who isn't socially retarded, makes a good amount of money and isn't fucking atrocious looking. -.-
Is that really too much to ask? Ugh.
Fuck off tranny "fem"bot
You want a Chad when you're not a Stacey. That's your problem. Get ready to settle or die alone.
Shit b8, m8
[Spoiler] Fucking roboto bitch fuck off [/Spoiler]
>make fake tinder with 10/10 Chad
>girls aren't lining up to fuck me
Did you guys lie to me?
Meh, she still responded.
The other guy was more clever than that too.
She is a keeper, then. Congratulations, you found the .01% of girls who don't set everything aside to fuck Chad.
>Natasha the Niggerlover
Sex seems really awesome
It be cool if robots could fuck girls
I want to be fucked
Like the fate of the Mary Celeste, it's one of those things that will always remain a mystery.
A fembot hopped on my dick. We met on here. It can happen.