That feel when no bf that will cook for you.
>>24781147
*gently tests this thread*
hello, i have come seeking refuge from the rest of r9k, because its laden with homolust.
that said, i can cook steaks and burgers pretty well, and with everything else i am medicore.
but i have a car and i can always pick up food to go.
No, you stupid, lazy, entitled cockhole.
>tfw no bf to cook and bake for
This and only this.
>>24781376
oh hey gaybot, u found me!
this is your hourly reminder to stop being so gay.
Japanese culture is objectively better than American culture.
you spelled korean wrong
>>24781105
Yes, but that doesn't mean you get to cherry pick.
If you are correct all you need to do is show ALL the evedence and if you are correct people will agree.
lol it's the same thing
japs adopted western culture.
>be me
>bengali
>not indian enough to belong to indian friendship groups
>everyone else thinks I'm indian
>mfw
pic unrelated
OP here;
case in motherfucking point
>>24781152
POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO
Currynigger BTFO
how do you cope with the fact that you will never live in an anime?
>>24781061
but I did for a short time. it was exhausting because I don't have that much energy to be so animatedc wut i did ther
>>24781061
Lots of drugs and escapism. I'm trying to fry my mind so I feel like I'm in an anime.
I can't cope with the fact I'll never have the adventures I need to. I wasn't meant for this world. I feel like I can only use half my brain. Does it ever get any easier?
ITT: STINKY VAGINA STORIES
why do you even deserve a stinky vagina story?
We can't smell vaginas through computer screens anon.
>Walking down the beach
>sniff sniff
>what is that?
>did some fish wash up on shore or something?
>look around
>oh it's some Asian whore with her roastie touching the ground
The end..
some development with my teacher
she's been insisting on me texting her more (I only limit it to school work and such) lately
wat do
winter break's coming up
quick run down of how she gave me her number
>lasts day of yesteryear
>one of the last students to leave
>making my way out the front parking lot
>on my way to the sidewalk
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She ended up wearing a pencilskirt/heels combo again, and I complimented her as /adv/ suggested
it went like so
>comes in during those last minutes
>exchanged pleasantries
>compliment her
>she says thanks
>i expand on compliment by saying
>"special occasion?"
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is it too early in the mornmiing?
>>24780884
Oh look, an RPing underageb& . . .
Can we get a comfy remembering Elliot thread?
If any FBI are watching my posts, I don't have any intentions of violence, I just like to shitpost with this picture.
Dear FBI, I just got it in so no more happening threads from me :^)
http://youtu.be/TPZaMInpxUc
;_;
people are just memes n' genes
memes n' genes baby
>>24780755
Maybe to you, you fucking retard. People to me are as diverse as your ASD diagnosis.
What the fuck are you even doing here?
memes n' genes
>>24780823
yeah diverse because of the different memes you're pumped with from the day you're born and diverse because of their different genetics
but in the end it's all the same, stay mad normie
>>24780830
wat
Does it make me gay if I just want a girl to fuck me in my boipucci but I don't wanna fuck her in her boipucci?
I'll take my response off the air.
>>24780737
His face is a look of sudden shock and regret, as though he just came to the realisation of what he is partaking in.
>>24780737
>her
>boipucci
>thedireconsequencesofnetflixandchill.jpg
I mean come on, so much of Europe just speaks English now because it's pointless to have 20 of their dumbass languages in one continent
I'm looking at you Japan!
Give me my English speaking animes!
never because russian will take over during the next 20 years
>>24780689
most people don't speak english
>>24780689
>Give me my English speaking animes!
>mfw
I'm going to find you and destroy you
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
I am a practitioner of the alternative faith of Jediism. I'm here to answer any spiritual questions or metaphysical questions you might have. If you are looking for guidance, I am here for you.
Wowow you sound fun
>>24780703
I have tons of fun. Life is beautiful.
Same faggin like fag
Can we get a black knight thread?
one of my favs, unintentional black knighting
>>24780590
jake is pretty beta
dat mike tyson form
>tfw born I'm upstate NY
>tfw not born in LA
sure, let me tell you my place of birth.
what's with the LA praise lately?
I wish we got NY snow down here desu senpai.
Ugly/Attractive feels.
Let's finally figure out where we stand brothers. Post your interactions with the opposite sex, normies, who you thought were your own, anything really as long as you're certain your appearance had an effect.
>>24780500
>asking us shit
that's not how r9k works
>>24780523
Stop trying to fight over nothing and post some feels.
>occasionally able to get in a conversation with girls online
>we haven't seen each other's faces yet
>she asks to see me
>I send her a pic
>she stops talking to me
or
>I say something like "I know I'm not too great looking but I'm working on it haha"
>"oh it's fine! Looks don't matter much to me anyways :)...
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So how many likes do y'all get on your ig posts?
> pic related
>>24780354
I guess no likes then..
>>24780354
Have a normie pic of me at Disneyland with rapunzel with 79 or 80 likes
About week ago I went again and posted pic with Minnie Mouse
>40 likes
My likes have been going down ever since that rapunzel pic it bugs me senpai kek
Close to 100 each.
But that's because I go to Kylie Jenner's ig and comment lb/first and go like people's pictures when they comment that.