Who else here /nocturnal/ for no reason whatsoever?
>Sleeping pattern gets shifted further and further later.
>Don't bother fixing it because I'm neet with nothing important to do.
>Ive now hit the point where i sleep during normie hours and stay up during the night.
The only downside is 4chan gets dead early morning. I kinda like it desu.
Same cept I have two nocturnal jobs
>Get grocery shopping done as soon as the stores open a bit before i go to bed.
>Browse at night drinking hot chocolate eating whatever food I've bought for the week.
>Look out your window to see the nice street lights and comfy scenery.
>Soon it will be snowstorms and i will reach ultimate comfyness.
>>24810467
That sucks. Retail stocking I'm guessing?
I got a real crazy brain. Fortunately it's not violent crazy or sex crazy or liar crazy. It's a crazy that I've lived with my entire life and it basically just manifests itself as absolute utter madness. Otherwise I'm pretty goddamn normal, late 20's, got a salaried job, close with my family, lots of friends and hobbies, active dating and sex life. But when I'm alone and I haven't taken my ADHD medicine the crazy comes out.
- I'm obsessed with the following words: bees, beef, beans. At least once I day I hear myself saying out loud:...
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>>24810391
I almost exclusively refer to myself as "we"
GET REAL BEEFY BITCH
BEEFY LIKE BEANS, BITCH
BEES KNEES BEEFY BITCH
thanks op, love it
It's normal man. People talk to themselves when alone, say silly phrases out loud, mimic things, sing silly songs and even in silly accents as you put it.
I like saying bacon, cabbage and chicken wing.
You shitposted in the Meme Wars?
>>24810330
I was once a shitposter like your father
>>24810909
he was the best baneposter in the galaxy, and a cunning memer
>>24810975
Darth Memer was seduced by the dark side of JUST posting. And he was a good friend.
well guys i did a poopoo
>was watching this youtube gaming girl
>quite and naive, i thought what is she doing outside the computer
> made a little reaserch
>In 5 fucking minutes I found her real name, adress, work adress all open to public.
> So I thought I got to do something about it, because thats a serious security danger.
> I found her personal facebook wrote a message saying that I...
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>>24810193
Your fault for whiteknighting, over the internet no less.
>>24810193
this is your lesson.
Never ever search net interaction with others outside us of /r9k/
I dun get it
Interesting thread I came across on one of the subreddits I lurk, /r/askwomen (yeah, I know, it's reddit, but it's a better topic of conversation than bitching about Chad and Stacy for the nth time):
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/1h9rlk/dear_ladies_of_reddit_have_you_ever_been_the/
>Dear ladies of reddit, have you ever been the girlfriend that the family just didn't like? If so why?
This is interesting for two reasons:
1) There are quite a few white women (not a huge amount, but a few) who...
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I can't see this, I think it's the other way around.
If an asian guy or indian guy could pull off a white girl, he's probably some gangsta nigga with chill parents which gave him good social skills.
I could see it for black women, because black moms are sometimes territorial about their children. (SOME black women insecure when nigs date white girls, they probably get butthurt when their own kids do it)
>>24810153
/r/askwomen is a fucking SJW headquarters.
If you're not trolling and you actually browse there, fuck off back there and never come on 4chan again.
>>24810316
How am I a subversive when I completely support racial separatism?
>tfw going to die a kissless handholdless virgin
What does it feel like to kiss someone?
What does it feel like to hold hands with someone?
>>24810144
I don't know and I'll almost certainly die a KHHV also, but that photo sure looks comfy.
>>24810225
Rovanani Finland
I've heard kissing is like holding warm meat to your face and hand holding is like putting your hand in hot water
What do you think it is like to be Dan Blizerian's best friend like this Asian guy is?
>>24809901
Lotsa Cummings inside vj without condors
Iktf btw
>>24809901
Fuck Dan Blizerian. Stop sucking his cock.
"I ended up getting super drunk and sleeping with Dan. I got tested two weeks later and lucky me I found out he gave me chlamydia."
>tfw the presidential candidates are all so shit that you're considering voting for Trump
What the fuck else is there? Hilary is a shady feminist bitch, Bernie while a nice guy is a spineless doormat, Carson is that old religious black guy you find at church that's so senile he thinks he talks to Jesus everyday, Jeb Bush is a more retarded and incompetent version of his brother, the rest are just irrelevant and have no chance of winning.
Is this country fucked?
Trump is bad, but at least he is a businessman that knows how to manage/make money. That's sort of what this debt-ridden country needs right now
DESU Hillary seems like a true sociopath. Republicans keep corrupting the shit out of everything, and just transferring although the wealth to you know whos. Hillary wants to see the world burn, and that's something I could get behind, if it's the best choice.
Nah, people overexaggerate these things each election cycle. And desu I can see the appeal of Trump and he might win but the machine is pulling out all the stops for Hillary this time so she probably will win.
Bernie IS a legitimately good guy and he'd be my choice but unlike Trump he has no shot against the Wicked Witch. Ultimately I think Hillary will win, serve one term and get voted out in 2020 after they see what a boring stiff cunt they put in the Oval Office but the country won't actually be any worse off because of it.
My $0.02 anyway.
Do you have any favorite love songs?
Busdriver & Radioinactive with Daedelus - Fine For A Robot
The Soft Boys - Underwater Moonlight
Daniel Johnston - True Love Will Find You in the End
The Magnetic Fields - You and Me and the Moon
Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight
Bjork - I Remember You
Dogbowl - Daytime
Sadsong:
Lucy Rose - Shiver
Normsong:
Hey There Delilah
There's a bunch of good ones even if I often like it when songs aren't such normalfaggotry.
Maybe my favorite is all I want for Christmas.
guys i just realized something. you're all retarded, aren't you?
>>24809592
If it took you this long to figure that out, friend, maybe you are too
>>24809626
>>24809592
rekt hard
>>24809626
OP BTFO lmao
Hey guys
Making a thread just for something to do,
Just come in here if you want to complain about whatever or just need a friend to talk to
I'll try to reply to every post but I'm in a review lecture so I'll try my best
Anyway I guess this thread is for the lonely robot looking to make some friends. Feel free to trade steam ids or throw away emails
>>24809543
you don't need to reply, i'm not looking for friends. I'm too much of an emotionally greedy autist for supporting that.
>tfw you're convinced that you can't make good friends
>tfw you're convinced you will inevitably damage everyone you are emotionally engaged with
>tfw every person that has cared about you that wasn't family has been severely hurt by your actions or estranged themselves...
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>>24809678
Nah I got you
I mean that I'm a sense where I have no idea what its like except that last comment but on like slightly relating to it. I don't share thoughts or feelings with anyone mostly for the same reasons you don't. People have their own problems they don't need to hear mine so I never talk to anyone about my feelings or anything
I'm no Dr. Phil so I can't really give you any advice or help much
I'm here to talk about whatever until this thread enivitibly dies in like 5 minutes
>have exam in two hours
>need a 39% or above to pass the course
>Still feeling unconfident
Maybe I'm just paranoid but I am really scared about this exam, help?
...
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>>24809526
>all women are tumblrites
Literally (L I T E R A L L Y) every girl online describes herself as sarcastic. It's code for being a cunt.
Evolution never put the demand on them. Now they're trying to pay catch up because one of the things that really bother them is hearing that women aren't funny. Which, is by and large, true.
But it's hardly their fault, this is not an area where they will be able to compete in for a long time to come. Well compete in honestly. People already try to make the argument (rant and rave) that they are equally or even more funny but no one actually believes that in their heart of hearts.
Am I the only person around here that sees somebody post using a cute anime girl and kinda gets a crush on them instantly?
U-um... n-no no way haha I don't do that...
>>24808959
Only if they're not an avatarfag. Those people are the worst and ruin it instantly.
that's quite possibly one of the most pathetic things i've read here
who /nofap/ here?
relapsed today, feel like shit
How do I do nofap if cumming is my only source of dopamine?
What made you relapse? How long of a streak were you on?
1 week here
>>24808970
this desu bro blud
Am I still straight if about once every month I feel an extreme urge to get REALLY gay?
Honestly all I want right now is to be fucked in the ass, and the thought of being covered in cum sounds so yummy...
Usually gay porn and shit repulses me, but I really just want to suck a big fat dick rn family
Gay porn disgusts me, the thought of kissing a guy disgusts me.
But I've sucked a cock before and enjoyed it
>>24808845
story
blox
>>24808845
sucked my roommate off once, was pretty fuckn hot ngl