Manic Monday edition.
The girl you slept with last night is accusing you of rape.
How do you prove she consented?
Monster or Relentless lads? In the mood for an energy drink. Relentless tastes more fruity but Monster actually seems to work on me
>>24815954
You don't, only way you can is if you were recording
So I just lost my job. It was due to my own incompetence apparently.
The only reason I'm not killing myself is because of my family. I haven't told them yet. Gonna have a beer now.
Please robots. Please. I've never felt this bad in my entire life. The shame is killing me. Please.
What should I do going forward? How do I keep these suicidal thoughts away?
Calm down.
You'll find an another job robot.
>>24815873
yeah this it's really not that hard to get a wagekek job these days
give us the details, faggot
how did you fuck up?
What's your highlight of 2015 so far robots?
Mine is a dream I had in July where I took a walk with a girl I had a crush on in highschool
>>24815823
another year, nothing done.
desu senpai bae snepai wagekek
>>24815823
Actually went on a date. Was pretty good, but the relationship didnt last long.
>>24815823
Honestly, 2015 was the year things really went to shit. I can't recall a single fond memory from 2015. Don't get me wrong, 2014 was shit as well, but at least there was music and anime and shit that I remember fondly.
>went to the movies to see the Starving games: Mocking gays part2
>cute blonde at the cashier 8/10
>look behind her and notice advertising that my local theater will be showing the Boruto movie
>let out a big sigh and say "wooow really?" In a sort of loud voice
>she looks at me and asks "are you ok? Is there something wrong?"
>"no. I mean I just can't belive...
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>>24815818
Continue tbqh familia
>Inb4 you wake up
>>24815859
I'm am in agreement with this statement of facts person of whom I'm related
Ready for our date, ~anon?
thx senpai, gonna stay virgin
whoops, i just remembered that i left the cat in the oven
>>24815644
i would soooo fuck this girl
There are femanons browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who have sexy feet
I doubt the few women who stumble upon r9k have sexy feet
>>24815583
but anon, feet are gross. Get a real fetish
>>24815675
you are wrong anon
Who /ugly/ here?
It sucks to be born with a face way too monstruously horrible. Literally everyone I talk to reacts uncomfortably the moment they look in my eyes, something they always avoid doing thereafter. If I ever get to talk to someone for more than 5 minutes, there's not a single one of them who doesn't laugh or hold the laughter when they look at me talking. Sometimes they even tell me straight out how ugly I am. I usually stop talking to the person or I get angry and start bitching with them which only makes them laugh more, cause apparently I look even...
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Bump.
I seriously doubt I'm the only one here.
>>24815524
post your pic OP
so we can see if youre really that ugly
yeah post pic you might not even be that ugly
I seriously hope you die painfully of cancer
Worst movie i've ever seen
>>24815448
>Worst movie i've ever seen
But glorious nippon
>>24815448
you have no appreciation for comfy movies with comfy music and actors
you are smelly
>the flag is red
>the flag is #FF0000
>>24815403
The people's flag is deepest red, don't y'know.
>>24815403
>the flag is used as reference in explaining how something should be immediatly avoided when encountered
TheReportOfTheWeek on Jewtube
Lurk more. He is a semi-regular here.
>>24815316
He's a chad senpai
>>24815325
wut
Is he a tripfag?
How would you react if you found out your own mother or sister were sexually attracted to you?
Not related but
>sister's friend always hanging around
>constantly complimented me
>kept whispering to my sister if I had gf while I was in the room
>slept over and constantly had to keep her company because she wouldn't leave me alone
>was complete oblivious until my sister told me she probably had a crush on me
I'm going to fucking die a virgin
Probably be a brother with benefits, oral sex is the max I'd do though, unless I reach a point where I'm a desperate 25+ year old virgin.
Not into mom.
>>24815229
I've had to deal with this with my youngest sister.
It's easy. Pretend like you don't notice, and don't let it affect your relationship.
Everyone has their quirks, after all.
Hey guys. Don't know how many of you remember, but a week ago I said I was going to talk to a qt 10/10 at my school.
> senior in hs
> inb4 underageb& I'm 18
> notice 10/10 two years back
> find out her name and grade (2 years behind me)
> do nothing with this information until now
So after a week of waiting for an opportunity, I spoke to her. Here's the green text.
>...
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>>24814367
why try, why put yourself through this pain. you knew you were going to fuck it up so why did you even try?
>>24814367
I bet you learned your lesson didn't you.
Dig up the prequel to this in from the archive. I don't believe you thought any of this through. Though you brought it all on yourself.
>>24814367
I remember you
you were gonna camp on a bench on something
don't worry dude, things may not be as bad as they seem
I went full autismo on a girl once.
Ended up dating her sister who knew about the episode a while later
Anyone here feeling like their life has no meaning or reason whatsoever?
As a 29 years old khv, I just don't enjoy anything anymore. I live with parents so I don't have to pay taxes or anything, I have no friends and I never go out, I live on cheap junk food, my job pays well and I have a ton of money, I bought so many nice things I always desired, but I don't enjoy any of them. I have bought a gaming PC, 4k monitor, audiophile tier headphones, but I don't enjoy videogames anymore, I'm so alienated I can't relate to any movie, and all music...
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TL;DR I have everything but I enjoy nothing, and I wonder what's the point in this life.
At that point you're only lacking a romantic relationship and person to share your "wealth" with. It's really as simple as that. Sounds like you have all the basics down to get one: a respectable job. The next step is either finding that GF or finding real friends. Whichever one of those it is, it helps with the the other.
There's no point to life, clearly. What makes life worth living is not meaning, but the presence of joy. A miserable life is not worth living, a joyful one is.
Find something that brings joy to your life, anon. Vidya entertains kids, but you're way past that age. There may be a skill, a subject, a passion, a person, something that will reward you with joy for your dedication.
That's what you must find. If you have no idea where to start, try remembering your youth. Childhood passions are often genuine and tend to fuel the greatest achievements.
How do you guys feel about girls with weird non normie fetishes?
>>24814142
scatfags can go kill themselves for being worth less than a fly.
Other than that I'm pretty down for anything that doesn't involve me being the one in pain.
I'll piss on you but I won't shit on you
>abuse, daddy/daughter/bdsm pet etc bullshit that allows them to act like adult babies.
No thanks.
>TF, fantasy roleplay, furry stuff etc, that shows how creative and proactive they are about fantasy.
Yes please.
>I was poor growing up
>my parents couldn't afford to feed us every day
How do adults continue to believe this about their parents?
Food is cheap. Your parents were cunts who didn't know how to manage money.
>grew up on a reservation in northern
>only food source was through hunting and trapping
>some seasons were bad, not every could eat
>lost an uncle and cousin to the winter
>uncle was a hunter so that made the food shortage worse
Yeah, poor money management.
>>24814631
And can you give me a single good reason you weren't on EBT/welfare?
>>24814137
Oh look, another boastful fiscal young conservative who knows shit-all about how the world actually works.
Economic disparities really do exist. Yeah, some of it is people marrying way too young and having children when they don't know how to manage their money properly, but then you have situations like being born into Hicksville USA where there are no jobs, no factories and no form of higher education available to you. Sure, you can work minimum wage and try to save enough money to get the fuck...
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