Robots please help idk what to do
>masturbating after smoking some weed
>weed makes me kinky
>see toothbrush, see lotion, see asshole
>sounds fun
>start out slow but gradually speed up, get going pretty fast
>feel a sharp pinch, but ignore it
>give up because it wasnt working
>finish normally. then go take a shitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Top kek op, top kek
Blocks
which way did you fuck yourself with it? jesus
also I have a mistake that also involve's partaking in the doobie
>be me
>be high
>thirsty as fuck and my friend dares me to chug a 2L bottle of water
>do it
>almost fucking puke everywhere but manage to keep it down
>fast forward 40 minutes
>still really high and have to take the biggest fucking pissComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24823344
Dude im a medic you may have torn a hole in your colon you need to go to the hospital.
You could die.
Shit may be flowing into your stomach
Is depression cool now? Every normie is "depressed" once
people see it as an accessory or something to elicit pity. it sucks for people who actually have it/don't wanna be grouped with those people so they don't get treatment.
>>24823328
It was cool back in school. All the cool kids were depressed and on meds. They also all had a self proclaimed tolerance to them.
I for one think depression isn't real.
lol poor chads depressed because he's mentally incapable
>Well look who done did came out his room
>you gone eat wid us or you gone ack like you aint even see us?
>tfw ura nigge
>>24823315
I didn't axe u to make me dinna
Why ain't you working pops, all you do is sit round dat table talkin shit all day
IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 1800 FT NEET
What will wagekeks do
they can only try to hide
>>24823370
They can run but they can't hide
KaMeHaMeYHAAAAA
>go on POF
>select no smoking
>select no kids
>select does not want kids
>50 mile radius
>0 results
Where are all the good women at?
> does not want kids
Bait
>>24823526
this
The only women that don't want kids are lesbians, and even some of them still want them.
I know this from experience.
>>24823574
Lesbians or woman-child.
I just want to fucking die. I can't concentrate on anything at all, probably going to fail college. I can't support myself financially and can't get a job because I have no social skills whatsoever. I owe 5 grand to my parents because of some bullshit that went down like 2 years ago that I've never been able to make up the money for. I look like a fucking train wreck, along with being baby faced as shit (literally looked about 11 when I finished high school). I haven't had a friendship or relationship with anyone in over 5 years. My life consists of...
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If you can't handle college, you definitely won't be able to handle a job. Go get medicated or take the easy way out.
>>24823164
>easy way out
Dying is a lot harder than living thanks to all that pain. It takes a brave man to do suicide.
Unless you just overdose on sleeping pills like a little bitch.
Fuck yeah! This is why I love coming to this board. Please do it op.
if dubs you have to send a dick pic to your oneits (doesn't have to be yours, but its better if it is)
post screenshots
let it happen
>having a oneitis
I want normies to leave.
>>24823081
Holy shit. I hope I don't get dubs.
Rolleroo
So be honest with me, robots. Would you enter a relationship with a woman with tattoos, possibly done porn, piercing or two, thin but not fit, and financially stable?
>>24823055
Sure, it's what's on the inside that counts, right?
>>24823055
I'd enter into a relationship with anybody if they were qt, cuddled with me and were at least discrete about keking me :/Im so lonley
>possibly done porn
no thanks i don't want herpes
I have been spoiled by homogeny.
Growing up with bestfriends who think just as critically and deep as me has been amazing. But it has spoiled me. I cant talk to normies. I can't do the normietalk or the chadtalk... I find it pointless. I want deep conversations. I want your opinions on controversial topics, your opinions on people.
This is how I discover people. Discover their depth by going deep.
How do normies go about making friends? How do normies go about talking? Chadtalk? Normiegirl talk? What does it look like?
I'm calling upon...
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Just be an eccentric you stupid shithead
just leaving this here my man
>>24823244
BEAUTIFUL
I LOVE IT
I WILL LISTEN
ITT: We try to find as many ways to say the subject without being filtered by the bot
op likes it when men insert their phalluses into his anus
the original poster is homosexual
OP is a cock connoisseur.
>Why don't you do the world a favor and just die already?
WTF
I really like that picture?
What is that picture of and by who
>>24823094
Rumors persist that the pictures used in the beginning of the Komm Susser Tod sequence are a series of drawings by children who were victims of abuse
>>24823006
>I know I said I would go to the prom with you anon but you see I wasn't expecting chad to break up with stacy and ask me...
>I mean you understand right? Chad is just I don't know better for me I guess
>and I hope you won't mind us using the tickets you got kthx bye
Junior year 3 days before prom.
Reminder that modern day women would prefer to fuck a dog than one of us
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8bb_1449284781
Surprise, surprise, she's white.
>>24823093
i dont see how thats relevant tbqh family
>>24823093
Allow me to explain, familia. You see, our once glorious white race has unfortunately been polluted quite a bit in the last few centuries. The good man Based Hitler came up with a plan to fix this, but butthurt normies got all riled up about it and bullied him until he killed himself.
Alas, there are a few pockets of quality white people left in the world, but a lot of white people (such as those in flyover states in the US) are utter trash.
Why do you guys still browse /r9k/?
It's incredibly self-destructive and encourages bad thoughts.
It's nice knowing others have the same problems
We are all alone together
>>24822885
Now it's just reddit 2.0, /lgbt/, and "femobot here." I'm about to leave. Hanako is good girl.
>>24822906
But it's harmful. We should be working together towards self-improvement in whatever ways we can. Embracing the "robot" mindset is just going to ruin your life even more.
Life is mean and unfair and skewed towards the attractive, the rich, the extroverted, the talented...
But it doesn't mean we shouldn't try our best every single day.
>parents grilling me for my NEET lifesyle
>enlisted in the Chairfoce, easily accepted because ive spent my freeNEET time lifting, running and reading literature
>dad calls me and idiot and tells me thats a waste
>mom threatens to call them and tell them about my mental illness if I dont get a "job for smart people"
>>24822881
Do you really have a mental illness?
I joined up in June. After all the training and shit it's pretty good now.
>>24822881
>Chairfoce
Do you mean air force?
>>24822908
I have "shyness", may as well be a mental illness to most normies
You wouldn't have sex with a guy right robots?
We are all straight right?
>>24822798
I have conditions
>Would have to be a very specific male
>Would have to be under specific circumstances
>Would have to be for money
>said male needs to be a sub
>>24823196
how about guy in op?