Let's say you acquire a gf somehow.
And somehow you manage to keep her for a few years and marry her at some point.
Your wife now asks you when you guys are making a joint bank account, i.e. put both your bank accounts into one.
What do you do? Do you say no and risk a fight, or do you say yes and risk losing lots of money every month due to her irresponsibility with buying clothing?
I'd ask her why we need a joint bank account. If she can't give me a good reason then it's not happening. I feel like this happened to OP and he caved.
just one of the many reasons i can't ever see myself getting married
it's hard enough to motivate myself to do my job that i hate every day, the fact that i would no longer even control 100% of my income would be extremely demotivating to keep doing said job
Why don't you already have two personal bank acounts? Just merge the one
>go to Maccas after a hot day at work to spend my wage.kekbuks on a cool beverage
>8/10 qt3.14 behind the counter asks "what can I get you anon",real friendly like
>my sleep levels are low
>I say "can I have a large chicken mcfloat,thanks."
>the fucking look on her face
>my fucking soul when
/R9K/, how do I talk to girls without completely autisming out?
Even...
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>Last sunday
>regional election, I have to vote
>I go to the polling station with my parents
>Once in the voting booth, I panic, who the fuck do I vote for?
>I take a random piece of paper and I put it in the envelope
I should have taken my Valium
>not saying "sorry i'm completely exhausted" and chuckling
you had one job anon
>Chillin at home
>Mum walks in with phone
>"It's femanon from school"
>I take phone
>ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg
>'hello who's this?'
>she replies "umm, I heard your mum say it was me"
>15 second long silence as I contemplate what just happened
White people seriously have life on easy mode.
You mother fuckers have nothing to complain about when bitches automatically flock to white guys who aren't completely ugly.
>Got BTFO by Hbox
>Hbox
>Who lost 99/100 matches against mang0, a fox player
>In a 70-30 matchup
>BOAT
AHAHAHAHAHAH
something tells me armada isnt exactly a pussy magnet
im sure he does have a gf and slays but
doesnt exactly have females fighting for his dick
also fuck u shitskins and niggers its much harder being white, especially in 2015.
>>24829804
I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a fatfuck I assume op. But point stands no we don't. Otherwise point me out a gf.
>tfw married
>tfw still find great comfort in killing time on r9k
The ride never ends. Am I the only married one here?
/r/ multisanti wojak
>>24829780
No but I am getting those old feels.
I started posting on 4chan in 2006 when I was 19. I'm 28 and still spending my time here.
>>24829811
>multisanti
so tomorrow I'm gonna have time alone at my house for once and I think it's time say goodbye to this shitty life. I was just gonna hang myself. Does it really matter what kind of rope I get or no? Also do hardware stores have rope?
>>24829755
Do me a favor and masturbate right before you actually go through with it. Please Post here if you still want to kill yourself after masturbating.
For some reason I believe masturbating before making a major decision will help you make the right one.
>>24829806
I just barely got done jerking off like 10 minutes ago. I've wanted to do this for awhile.
>>24829806
That's fucking stupid advice if I ever heard any.
Almost every male I know is miserable after fapping, me especially, to the point where I googled "how many people kill themselves after fapping" a few days ago.
The space between the top of my ear and my head ends up smelling cheesy after awhile. I showed twice a day and it still happens. How do I fix this?
>>24829656
how do you sniff there?
This thread holy shit
>>24829656
stop keeping your cheese hidden there
Who here /absoluteshitjob/? Dishwasher here.
>come to work drunk to make it tolerable
>nobody cares, the dishwasher is expected to be a lowlife
>Get paid $8 an hour
>constantly bitched at by manager
>hot, sweaty, monotonous work
>hands getting fucked up from being exposed to temp extremes
>co workers don't respect me and are clearly uncomfortable around me
on the bright side, all I do is wash dishes and then mop shit. I get by because I bring a water bottle full of vodka and drink it all day.
>work in a stamping plant
>job is monotonous
>it's always either bone-chillingly cold or heat stroke-inducingly hot in there
>come home smelling like burnt metal
>noisy as fuck
>gloves they give us to protect our hands are shit and don't help
>also wash dishes
>other staff are nice including managers/owners
>get paid $21 ph on sat, $26 on sun (aus dollars though)
I guess I got lucky, still physically arduous though, also remember to wear gloves to protect your hands
>working at college bookstore for 3+ years, most of it as a temp
>become part time in the winter
>last May get promoted to "specialist"
>sounds awesome
>didn't learn until too late it meant signing up to be dicked over for chump change
>store changes ownership in summer
>manager quits/gets fired
>only person in...
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Why do women insist on lying?
Why must they try and cultivate an image where they do not care about physical features when the data says that's almost all they care about?
>>24829407
Upvotes from beta dicklets.
>>24829407
Not all women are the same, broski.
Men are more easily manipulated when they believe in all this personality crap.
>tfw no weaboo friends
I'm watching black lagoon right now. Pretty good.
Wasn't expecting Rock to get so much character development. The writing is fantastic for a show that appeared on the surface to be nothing but action.
How big a weeb are you talking about?
>>24829312
ill be your friend. what kind of weeb shit are you into?
ITT: We post girls that we admire for their beauty but never actually fap to them.
anime-less posts are not allowed
It would feel wrong
Textless posts should be allowed tbvh fvm
> Lifting doesn't cure the loneliness
lifting is the stupidest fucking meme ever. In what situation will you ever need to repeatedly lift hundreds of pounds? never. And it's not the buff guys who get laid, it's ottermode/skinny tall white guys with ruffled hair. Furthermore, lifting doesn't help you fight or defend yourself. it's fucking worthless unless you're a fireman or something.
>>24829410
I learnt this, and stated taking bjj after achieving otter mode. I didn't want to look like a 5'8 ball of muscle
>>24829410
It's beneficial if you do literally anything involving any physical activity. Stop making excuses
>>24829542
>bjj
>tfw you have a wet dream at age 25
why is this bad? i love wet dreams they almost seem real
>>24829109
>24 and never had a wet dream before
is it really true that i can cum in my sleep or am i being bamboozled? how do i harness this power?
wet dreams was like the one time i had a hot gf and found happiness..
>tfw have a dream of youre dick falling off symbolizing you not seeing youself as a man anymore... sigh...
Have you ever fucked an inanimate object, /r9k/?
yes
your mom
lol
>>24829058
I tried to have sex with a bagel once. It was cold and hard, so I microwaved it and proceeded to burn the tip of my penis.
>>24829058
a bathtub when I was in that phase
Picture this, what if magically the world was warped and marriage was changed forever without anyone batting an eye.
What if every marriage, relationship etc. had to consist of of a
Man
Woman
and MTF/orFTM transgender
How would this impact the world dating and everything overall
>>24828917
That's gay as fuck, meng. Not to mention that the tranny population is low as fuck, so most people wouldn't be able to get married at all.
It'd basically be affirmative action for trannies. Trannies that looked like shit and had the personality of shit would still get married because couples would go out looking for any tranny at all so they were able to get married. Then resent the tranny like hell and probably kill it, as long as the marriage didn't nullify just because one of the three partners died.
>>24828917
You would need a lot more trannies. You could probably forcibly feminize all the submissive betas and have enough. It'd be for the best, really.
>>24828917
they had this concept in a star trek episode iirc. there was the male, the female, and the "other" thing and it took all 3 to create children. the "other" gender were treated like slaves and butlers/maids since they were only used for procreation.
then in typical star trek form, all the humans got pissy and forced their ideals on the 3-gender race until they told the enterprise to fuck off back to were it came from.
TL;DR, your idea is dumb and you should feel dumb for having written it down.
You die and come back as a ghost. What are the first things you do?
Try to find my dead ex-gf so maybe I can ghost kiss her ghost forehead and tell her I missed her.
haunt my whore ex, make her kill herself
then I will have absolved myself of all my earthly ties and will fade into the ether
>>24828885
What happened to her?
Blox