How is this position called?
>>24844853
>how
Brazilians not welcome.
I don't know how it's called.
the rape position
Anyone else fallen into a nostalgia hole?
So Im spending all my time watching nostalgic stuff from the 90s on Youtube, cartoons, music, adverts, movie trailers etc, desperately wishing to go back to my childhood when I still had hopes and dreams, before I turned into an absolute failure.
I'm like one of those rape victims who psychologically reverts to a juvenile stage, except I've been raped by reality.
>>24844819
Yes, once I was all day watching Hey arnold, rocko's modern life, etc
>>24844819
I think most people do, or at least freeze themselves in their favorite era. Think of any old people you might know.
>>24844819
the internet murdered nostalgia
it exists but its quite fleet compared to say, being force fed teh nostalgia of the 60's in the 80's
the past in all its hideous clarity can right fuck off tbqhfamilymember
>mfw no cute girlfriend with a chubby belly.
Now don't et me wrong, I'd totally fuck her, but in terms of gf material I'd want a fat girl who's still fat but at a more socially acceptable level and still able to do stuff
>pic related
>>24844791
>>24846032
The second most degenerate fetish, behind feet.
My life is suffering. I look thin in clothes. I have thin legs and arms, but I have...Like, lolibelly or some shit. My tummy is a little bit chubby. So I'm afraid of the first time I get naked with a guy. Like - he'll think I have a nice body and then see my tummy and be grossed out.
You go to the doctors and he tells you they found you have a rare form of cancer and you only have 1 day to live. On the train ride home you see pic related sitting across from you. This is your final chance to talk to a girl and maybe get lucky. What do you say to her?
>>24844707
"You look beautiful today."
>>24844707
Talk to her? I would just grope her until she screamed, then board another train and find another one and do the same thing, and proceed until I get arrested.
Nice tits, slut.
Then I whip out my dick and cum on her.
>sorry I have cancer
All i want is a job and a gf
I don't know
I'm pretty confused and I guess I want to stop being confused
So I want to know more
Easy and painless death.
I just want to survive
What's her name, and why aren't you together?
>Emily
>liked her ever since we met
>beta orbited her for a while, hoping she would develop a crush
>she finally said she liked me
>we started dating
>nothing lewd, just snuggling and kissing
>best week of my life
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>Heather
>instantly attracted to her since I first saw her
>she would actually look at me in class sometimes too
>one day she talks to me after class
>try not to sperg out
>have this thing going on where we occasionally talk after class
>eventually she seems to be getting bored when she talks to me
>I don't know what to...
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>Why aren't you together
Because even when a girl literally fancies me to death i'm too much of a fucking social sperg to go through with it.
>>24844608
>Tessa
>dated for three months
>into vidya games and was the only girl who could make me laugh (i dont find girls funny for some reason)
>she breaks up with me
>says dating isnt her thing and basically says shes asexual
>somebody tells me she has a crush on some chad
>dont say anything because of...
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anyone else killing himself on Christmas just to be an asshole?
>>24844601
thats pretty fucking edgy
>>24844631
I guess so, but that is hardly any reason not to do it
A band from my area wrote a song about exactly that
https://youtu.be/tLpwjoNEzUo
Who is dead inside?
I just want a friend why does everyone hate me?
I haven't left my apartment for a month.
people don't like other people who are dead inside
instead of evoking empathy it causes them to feel fear and misunderstanding
like you're contaminated and being around you leaves them at risk for catching the disease
or maybe it just interrupts their positive stimulus high
>>24844614
>instead of evoking empathy it causes them to feel fear and misunderstanding
Sometimes people come talk to me but then for some reason they never want to come back. Can they sense it?
ill be your reminder that you're not alone
What's your story of getting stoned in high school?
None because I'm not a degenerate normalfag
>>24844532
Is every single action considered being a "normie" now?
Sounds like the term normie is being adopted by normies.
We need a new word...
marijuana use as a teenager WILL give you brain damage, correlates positively to academic failure, and could very likely cause mental illness
in conclusion you're a faggot. It's probably also why you're posting on this site
Post videos of beautiful people enjoying their youth and living life to the fullest.
I need to add new material to my ragefolder.
Doesn't have to be real. It can be an advert like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WVeupAthUG0
>>24844301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCT8XFt2H1I
>>24844301
Who is that angel?
Time to turn up
If you go on the following boards,
/a/
/co/
/lit/
/mu/
/tv/
/v/
Leave.
What's wrong with /lit/?
If you go to the following boards,
/r9k/
Leave.
>>24844162
I second that 2bh
> Have late night meet-up with mates from college.
> Since it is our last with each other, we decided to tell things we don't like/find weird about each one.
> Everyone agrees on being honest.
> Think it's nice since I would like to know what people really think of me.
> Anyways, after a while it's my turn to get bashed.
> Expected things like "your hairstyle is bad",...
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>>24844063
If that's you in the picture then yeah you look like a cute girl
>>24844094
>If that's you in the picture
>>24844094
Nope, just a random pic. I don't think I will post a pic of me here...
>"I want to kill myself, /r9k/ how should i do it?"
>"nooooooooooo not that way it's too painful! XD"
>"nooo it looks too expensive!"
>"nooo i can't use a gun b-because im in the ummm...uhhh i live in europe!"
>"i don't want my family to see me!"
>(continues todeny all methods mentioned)
why is everyone who starts...
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It's like when your gf tells you she's ugly so you feel forced to compliment her, they just Want some attention and to feel as if someone out there cares.
The simple truth is that most of them really just want people to talk to, but their lives are so empty that they use suicide as a conversation starter.
While some do kill themselves, most don't. If someone is serious about suicide, they won't care which method is the least painful.
christmas day I'm chugging a 40 of SoCo and eating a bottle of random downers then taking a nap on the railroad tracks.
wish me luck
You know, final exams are a bit like death.
You know it's coming the whole time. You're constantly reminded of it and told to prepare for it. But you can blissfully ignore it up until it's right around the corner.
At that point you scramble to get things in order, to make some coherent sense of everything you've done up until that point. But it's too late. Sooner or later you're going into that room, and you won't be coming out until it's all over.
You accept that you should have done things differently as the day...
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This is what you deserve for placing all value on your life on some arbitrary shit test instead of taking initiative and doing anything else besides getting yourself in massive debt.
>>24844015
You're right. That's why I'm quitting next semester.
>>24844202
Good man!
If at first you dont succeed, give up! Maybe kill yourself? Nah that's probably too much, there's plenty of work for the semi-educated out there.
>Japan is trying to ban our waifu simulators because "muh population"
http://www.p4rgaming.com/japans-health-ministry-fears-summer-lesson-will-destroy-population-begs-sony-not-to-release-game/
What do we do, robots?
How can we make sure we get to keep our VR waifu future intact?
>>24843934
>p4r gaming
Do you take the onion as fact, too? sage
>Japan wants more babies
>Doesn't want white piggu DNA
>>24844112
Honestly its hard to tell what is satire when it comes to the gaming media.