Guys, I fucked up.
I decided to try my luck today and asked a girl from my workplace out. She fucking laughed in my face and said I was too ugly, too weird and too creepy for anyone to date. Literally said "no offense" after that too, bitch you're working at McDonalds, you have no right to act so smug.
I lost it, punched her in the face right there in front of everyone else. I got fired.
>>24845741
guarantee she will call you next week, she respects you now
You did the right thing m80.
please god let this be true
It's my birthday today robots.
I'm 25. Nobody so far has remembered.
What should I do?
happy b-day, anon
>>24845693
Get over yourself you sorry sack of shit. You're not special. Just another speck of fucken sand amongst 7 billion people on this planet. What do you want? Attention? Fucking cunt ass motherfucker..no one cares. Heck the calendar itself is a made up thing by humans. You want to feel sad because no one remembered your birthday? Fucking piece of fucking cunt
>>24845693
You're 25 act your fucking age faggot. What are were you expecting your mommy to throw you a birthday party with jumping house and a clown?
amazing food is on par or better than sex
tumblr..you're a hipster right..
tell me snacks to buy from hmart
uh, sex=food desu
But it costs a hell of a lot more.
i would FUCK UP that sushi platter. total devastation, no survivors
Why do normies do this shit anons?
>Implying this picture embarrasses her
>Implying she isn't posting it for attention
>>24845517
She wants attention but didn't wanna look thirsty
>>24845517
It's the Jews.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPfrrrrt
who here battle proven penis ? requirements
>fucked at least 3 different races of women
>no condor cum inside vagina
>have foreskin*
>fucked boi pucci too*
*extra battle proven
>tfw done just white,asian,black,latina so far
dunno if I'll get indian and arab in the future though mi familia
>also fucked at least 10 different women
no condor and came inside
>>24845463
>no condor cum inside vagina
>have foreskin
thats mine.
>>24845463
>>fucked at least 3 different races of women
>>no condor cum inside vagina
>>have foreskin*
Yep.
>tfw balding extensively
Is there anything worse that can happen to a male in his 20s?
>the only thing in the slightest that is attractive about me is my hair
>terrified i might go bald
>>24845426
just shave it faggot, it's only superficial not like anyone on this board ever gets a gf anyway even with hair
>>24845526
Not like I don't already, I'm just complaining because I could actually get a gf (once) when I had hair. And hooked up with a few other chicks.
Point is, I can't do that anymore because any semi-attractive girl who sees me, even if she really likes my personality and maybe facial features, the bald dome is the deal breaker and then she's onto the next.
There is no reason at all for women to be in this board. They cannot understand and will never endure suffering. They are here only for your attention. Do not reply to people claiming to be women. Report those who claim to be women.
>>24845265
What game is that?
Oc
>>24845303
It's one of the train simulators.
>>24845303
>>24845313
With all DLC included
>dating/hookup sites are the easiest and most common way to find a relationship now
>you still aren't on one
Explain?
I'm on a lot of themI just don't get any matches
I didn't find my GF on tinder. I found her at work.
I don't like online dating becuase its a majority shit show. I rather suck my gut and ask a club slut out then meaningless chit chat on tinder.
It's either a. We fuck or .b get coffee.
>>24845205
Because I want to meet nice girls, the heterosexual version of grindr isn't a way to meet nice girls.
>mfw I overhear girls talking about how we all live in a rape culture after a lecture
I'm curious, robots:
What is rape culture and how do we live in one?
>>24845168
step 1: everything is rape
>>24845168
Pretty much everything
>looking at girls
>talking to them
>getting too close
>not using some fag's pronouns
>spreading your legs
>farting
>shaming of any type
>having a gf
>having consensual sex
I could go on for days
>>24845168
Apparently the it's a culture where genuinely all I want from women is their affections so I can love them and treat then special and I'm alone.
I hate everything. I genuinely hope I don't wake up one day soon. Shit would be the highest level of cash
Why are normies so butthurt when you make a joke about Autism?
i had to delete yik yak because it was triggering me so bad
>>24845120
boohoo Autism is a super cereal condition its the next aids
>>24845120
Yik Yak is just tumblr with a different name
Why are normies wearing sleeveless turtleneck style tops all of a sudden?
I've always considered them mom/teacher clothes
Everything that wasn't cool before is now cool
It's an irony thing, normies also love that now
She doesn't know what she's doing, look at those jeans.
>>24845074
>sleeveless turtlenecks
What is the point of that?
What is r9k's sexuality, I am a straight male, however I love shounen ai in anime. But I can't stand how ugly peni look
Oh great another faggot thread
>>24845030
gay male i guess
Gay
I don't think I could ever have sex with a real person though, that sounds fucking terrifing. Plus anal just hurts for me.
I'll just fap to overly muscular dudes until I die I guess.
Shill your favorite youtube channels ITT.
Or shill your own if you make videos.
My TV died and I am not subbed to any channels, so please.
Last first
>>24844998
What does that mean? I typed it in on youtuve and it gave me a one direction video.
>>24844969
jontron and dunkey are pretty much the only channels I watch on youtube
I used to watch a lot more back in my normie days
>obtain 10/325 oxycodone
>try them out
>feels like nothing man
>maybe a bit sleepy but that's it
>not sure if I should just throw the rest out or sell it since its less useful than ibuprofen as a painkiller
I thought this stuff was supposed to destroy lives and cause addiction to the point you'd suck dicks in grimy bathroom stalls for another pill.
Can any opiod users describe to be what it SHOULD feel like?
>falling for the drugs ruin lives meme
biggest life ruiner is probably alcohol desu senpai
the rest is caused by social backlash/life being shit and not the drug itself, prove me wrong
>>24845112
Well, drugs may or may not ruin lives but I was under the impression they had some positive psychological effect sinceI'm in pharmacy school as well.
No euphoria or orgasmic bliss, if anything I just feel sleepy and that's it.
>>24844913
>10mg oxycodene
Sniff two 30mg roxys and then come back to tell the tale..
>girlfriend asks if she can dye hair her hair a problem color
wat do /r9k/?
say yes, you some kinda faggot anon?
>>24844910
she also browses tumblr
>>24844888
say you would strongly prefer she didnt
if she does anyways, break up with her