ITT we post what we see.
I'll start.
ok, second
Unzip dick please
Did you just wanna show off your boner op?
>he spends New Year's Eve alone at home
>>24853944
Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy is better than any party I've gone to.
>tfw I don't even notice the transition anymore
>she peaked in the 3rd movie of an 8 movie series
36 hours into my nofap
i'm not gonna make it, i feel like i could actually rape someone right now
I can nofap for a week no problem. Get on my depression level nub
nofap is pointless
>>24853879
>nofap for a week no problem
>no problem
so you are a faggot with no sex drive, good to know
Hey robots, my roommate is keking me out of my room right now. Hes watching the goddamn notebook with this chick, whats the most alpha move in this situation?
I dunno, go to sleep and hope they're gone when you wake up.
>>24853804
sleep on the couch outside. Be a fucking bro, understand that you have earned a favor by doing so. If he's cool, he'll do you a solid in the future. If he's a faggot, you need to explicitly call in the favor at some point. If he doesn't deliver in the future in a similar situation, then it's mischief time. Hold your fire for now robot
>>24853861
Theyre literally right next to my bed...
What happened to the earlier poll on voting for fembot threads to be banned? Last time I checked it had 300 votes so gook moot should hear us out
Sorry we're here to stay ^.^
>>24853983
#Sorrynotsorry roastie slut
>>24854274
Majority rules, wizkek.
I'm disabled and basically bedridden (CFS), so I'm pretty bored all the time. They say money can buy happiness though right? What do I do with the $2,500 in my disability bank account?
i wonder what helium tanks go for these days
gaymen laptop and weed.
>>24853691
Get addicted to financial domination.
If there are lonely femanons here, why don't they just be my gf?
It doesn't make any sense. They're choosing to be lonely.
Because they already have a boyfriend and multiple beta orbiters.
>>24853620
They'd rather be lonely then deal with some self entitled neckbeard.
>>24853620
because you arent chad
>tfw people really are nothing but a game to you
Who here /puppetmaster/?
>tfw you are just a game to normies
You guys have any good stories? I love these type of threads
>>24853853
Socially inept autistics aren't even a blip on the radar for normies, don't inflate your worth.
Who /reminiscingtheirchildhood/ here?
I am. Was the sun brighter when u were younger? For some reason i remember sunsets looking way more beautiful back then.
>>24853568
Yes and Christmas actually had some sort of magical feeling to it that I can't describe
>>24853640
Yea man i know. The old christmas spirit has faded over the years
I turn 20 tomorrow guys. Help me I'm scared
happy birthday anon i hope you have a good day
I turned 20 five days ago
Was on /r9k/ most of the day. Went to the cinema and ate pizza.
Kissless handholdless virgin here
>>24853502
thanks man that put a smile on my face
Motherfuckers,
COME GET SOME PUNK.
FAKE ASS
FUCK ASS
TRICK ASS
DICK IN DA BOOTY
SUCKA ASS
CUNT ASS HOE ASS
I AINT EVEN GOT WORDS FOR YOU TRICK ASS NIGGAZ
FUCK ASS FUCKBOYS
YOU NIGGAZ SOFT NIGGA.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU CLAIM
IM A KILLA BITCH
how can you kill that which has no life?
>>24853536
please dont test me mayne you do not want my aggravation. bury yo ass alive and thats a fucked up situation.
am i not already burried alive??
>tfw your music collection is mostly video game soundtracks
What's wrong with that? At least you're not a filthy normie.
R-right?
>>24853295
>implying thats a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ihKWOd1xKw
TES 4 is objectively the best OST
If u disagree then u r a normie who gets laid everyday
I-I'm doing it
I'm sick o this shit, everyone treating me like a loser, a no body.
I'm moving to Japan, at least there they'll only think I'm weird because I'm a foreigner.
Wish me luck, bots
>>24853267
They hate gaijins like the KKK hates niggers, good luck lol.
>>24853267
>everyone is treating me like a loser
>thinks Japan will treat him nicely
Tards like you always reminds me I'm above at least some people.
>>24853267
See you tomorrow
Oc
>try to use interpals to practice talking to qts and maybe even get a gf
>talk to girl from Mumbai
>exchange phone numbers and talk for a few days
>my profile pic on interpals is blank and she asks me to send a pic of myself to her
>do it for some reason after she goes to bed
>wake up in the morning and she's looked at it but didnt say anything
>wait a...
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Why are women so heartless?
>mumbai
LEARN TO POO IN LOO
Don't feel bad OP, she does her doodie in designated shitting streets.
>>24853255
>Mumbai
>woman
It was a guy trying to scam you. He saw you were ugly and poor so he stopped.
I think I'm becoming anorexic/orthorexic /r9k/.
I've always been a kind of sickly person with seemingly many ills and ailments, but 3 years ago I became depressed and experienced a pretty big weight gain of 60lbs from comfort eating.
About a year ago I got really into the whole clean eating/healthy living thing, and actually today I really do feel incredible.
My skin that was previously trashed with acne and incurable seborrhoeic dermatitis became clean and clear and soft as dew, my hair amassed this sheen, I even began to notice my eyes sparkling more and my fingernails growing at a faster rate. After I began exercising daily I began noticing little things, like climbing this hill that normally exhausted me became a trivial thing of ease and I no longer breathed hard climbing stairs.
I just went into my shared kitchen before and saw a half eaten block of chocolate on the table, and previously where I'd have tried to sneak a piece or 3, I found myself almost... disgusted with it. I can only look at food now and feel revulsion, and to compensate that revulsion I go workout.
Every day I have only a bowl of porridge/oats and later in the day I might buy a bowl of tofu inari and rice at my favourite eatery, but then that's it for the entire night.
I'm obsessed with taking a cocktail of 9 different vitamins every morning and drinking water and green tea, every day at least 5-6 cups of green tea, and I can't sleep unless I exercise for at least an hour before I go to bed.
I've lost all the weight I've put on and more, and physically I look and, physiologically, great, but in my head, mentally, I feel obsessed, unbalanced and compulsive. My portion sizes are becoming smaller and the other day I actually collapsed in a class from hypoglycaemia.
Can anybody else relate to/understand this?
>>24852956
Fucking idiot. Go to a doctor.
>>24853036
Is your name Nathan?
>>24853110
>why the fuck does this generation feel the need to self diagnose themselves with shit that they DO NOT HAVE
>Obsessive concern over the relationship between food choices and health concerns such as asthma, digestive problems, low mood, anxiety or allergies
>Increasing avoidance of foods because of food allergies, without medical advice
>Noticeable increase in consumption of supplements, herbal remedies or probiotics
>Drastic reduction in opinions of acceptable food choices, such that the sufferer may eventually consume fewer than 10 foods
>Irrational concern over food preparation techniques, especially washing of food or sterilization of utensils
I don't think I'm imagining all this.
>>24853138
No, my name begins with E.
Do you know a Nathan who is experiencing something similar?