There will be peace once everyone vows to stop reproducing and let the human race go into extinction.
>>24875238
you're telling us like we have a choice in the first place.
no because animals will just fuck each other and reproduce for the however many centuries required to evolve sentience again
you don't kill a tree by chopping off a few branches
you have to uproot the whole thing
that'd be pretty hard
it's organic man, it's not so simple
and who knows, if we extinguished life, it might just randomly appear again like it did the first time
after all it has all of eternity to do so
no, we're completely boned and there's no way out
Your opinion is ignorant and idiotic to boot.
No wonder you're a robot.
>Tfw finally get a gf
>move across the country and live with her
>Tfw she's emotionally manipulative and physically and verbally abusive
>she threatens to kill herself if I leave
>threatens to injure herself and tell the cops I did it
>been stuck in this relationship for 3 years now
>I want to kill myself everyday
Don't fall for...
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fucking leave and call the cops on her desu
>>24874964
You can only release yourself from this hell, you know what to do.
>>24874964
That's what you get for being a fucking normie you fucking normie.
Get off my board and kill yourself.
Hey /r9k/ its my birthday. Would you come to my party?
If I get a piece of that delicious dry ramen cake I will.
>>24874814
s-sure senpai, I have some more......
Sure familia
>tfw you didn't miss out on teenage love
>>24874561
>tfw you told highschool gf 'i love you' right before sex
>"anon you don't even know what love is" then leaves
five years later i've made zero progress.
She's a heroin addicted whore, so i win i guessssss?
>tfw my teenage loves were drama filled shit that lastaed two weeks
>tfw my hs sweetheart left me because her bestfriend didn't like me
Fucking teenagers and their problemds about every little thing
>tfw we treated each other like shit
we were both bitter assholes
but we lasted for four years tho
When will the government learn all mass shooters were virgins/sexually repressed? That is the reason they did it. Even the California arab guy bought a mail order bride.
>>24874434
it's not the goverments job to compel/force their citizens to provide sexual services to beta males
take some responsibility for your own life you fucking loser, stop relying on the goverment to give you everything you want
>>24874476
more school shootings will come from those betas
>>24874742
nice passive aggression loser
Calling all neets... we need to talk
Wagekek here... hating life. Feeling like a slave to the Goy over lords.
Use to be NEET for many years though... (thx drugs)
I must say.. being NEET gets old ... you guys CANNOT be serious in saying you love the NEET life.
And also... how do you maintain.. how old are you? Do your parents really let you be lazy abominations ... and they say nothing about it? Teach me
I L O V E the NEET life. I can't understate it. I would not trade the NEET life away for anything.
NEETs are the enlightened shoguns of the Post-Modern age. We have attained the inner peace needed to be alone with oneself.
The NEET life cannot get old unless you make it old. The idea that limitless freedom can get boring is quite comical in of itself. Can you be sick of having too much money? Too much talent? Too much happiness.
>how old are you? Do your parents really let you be lazy abominations ... and they say nothing about...
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>>24874416
Fuck out of my board normie
If you worry about your parents just tell them you'll do shit in the future and when the time comes do nothing and pretend you failed and are gonna try harder next time. Most parents love their sons, and that means deep inside they have hope. Exploiting that hope while not giving a fuck is the key to dominating your parents into enabling your NEETdom.
Where my beatmaking robot bros at?
Making synth progressions and chopping loops in FL Studio then bouncing it all out to my SP-303 or SP-404 to chop and play live. Might bounce things out to cassette tape for some saturation and compression if I don't get too lazy about it. Might also try incorporating my Electribe at some point, probably for bass sequences.
>what do you use?
>what gear are you craving?
>anything posted anywhere? bandcamp? soundcloud?
>SP-404SX, SP-303, SP-505, and in the past a 202. I fucking love these things.
>Shitty M-Audio MIDI keyboard from a thrift store
>Korg PadKontrol
>FL Studio & Ableton, Audacity for simple chops
>Recently been playing around with FX pedals, external compression, and synth modules
i'm all alone ;_;
>>24874270
I really love all of this and seriously want to get into it. Where should I start though?
Who here actually visits Reddit and don't give a shit what other robots think?
>>24874218
>other robots
if you browse reddit you aren't a robot. Fuck off.
Only the suicide subreddits and other shit where I can be voyeuristic about people's lives
>doesn't give a shit what other robots think
>makes a thread
You sure proved that, bud
I want to fuck an escort, but I'm nervous about it. I've heard backpage is the place to go but I don't really know how to tell if a girl is legitimate, how much money I should be paying, etc. What's the difference between an in call and an out call? Help me please, I don't want to get arrested.
>>24874140
>help me
no. i don't know anything about it sorry.
>>24874176
Thanks for the bump I guess friend
You don't know if they're legit
in call means they come to you
out call you go to them
price depends on what you want and what they charge for it, prettier people charge more, fetishes cost more, things like that
Guys, I'm worried that I missed out on teenage love. I'm worried that all the girls I met have already hit all their firsts - virginity, relationship, etc. It seems like I will struggle to find the innocent care-free love that I missed in my teens. It's one of greatest regrets and I'm struggling to move on. Are there girls out there who want to / are able to experience this type of love?
No
get over it and live your life in loneliness
Probably
But I don't know how many
Most of them would have had their firsts already, though, and are only trying to emulate what they once had
Pretty much these feels:
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's...
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I am student at MIT and the SJW rampage has finally reached out school. The black students union is trying to make everyone have to take a class on diversity to graduate. Please go downvote this video, absolutely ridiculous whats going on here
>>24873211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33lJ-eeKt5E
FUCK i fucking forgot to post the video. Sorry
>>24873211
no problem buddy
just gave it two dislikes, enjoy
>>24873229
I'm so mad. These niggers don't look or sound any smarter than me so how did they get into MIT??
http://strawpoll.me/6225816
There was so many dank memes this year it's hard to decide. I went with DESIGNATED btw desu senpai
>best meme of 2015
>not having The Lorax or Jelly Jim
No yarl??
Who /GetItOutOfYourChest/ here?
I'll start
>Be a robot who kind of manages to have a "social life", also, I'm a faggot.
>Most of the time I have to control my attitude
>Get a Chad friend, whom I also like
>Be afraid of losing him and his friendship
>Everything goes better than usual
>He names me his best friend
>I now have an...
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>>24873045
There's no set limit to the number of friends you have, this is the chance to make friends with other people, you've managed that before so you can probably do it again
>>24873297
I know, actually, I do have a nice number of friends, since they like me in the "you're so cute, anon" way.
But he is THE best friend. Guess my jealousness of his other friends is what kills me.
>>24873045
>I tend to get along well with everyone
>never really bullied past 4th grade
>people attempt to be sociable with me fairly often
>still incapable of forming relationships with people
How does one form a friendship
Welcome to the Frog & Feels Tavern, anons. We have food, drink, and music. Come on in for a while.
Looks like i'm the first customer of the night. I'll take some Johnny Walker on the rocks pleas Mr Bartender. Some tunes for the bluesy types
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dCboUX1YuQ
>>24873069
Johnny on the rocks for our first customer of the night. Feel free to use the jukebox, anon. It's over there in the corner.
I'll have a sprite thx
QUICK POST YOUR PHONE SCREEN
Look even this post-ironic 4chan shit is getting old now, we're not even trying to shitpost anymore are we
kill yourself etc.
like it
>>24871046
someones salty