Where do you guys work?
I just started working at a state school where I watch over mentally disabled people. It's pretty chill except I work in the aggressive house so those guys will sometimes snap and try to fight me or other clients.
I work on a small organic farm. It's nice being outside and physically active. My coworkers are pretty cool. The work is a bit rough here and there and it's annoying when everything starts getting fucked up, which is real easy to have happen. I think I'm about to go back to school soon though.
I just read that in Randal's voice and now I feel like I'm being judged for not having a job.
>>29685248
Same. My job is a state job and I get good benefits but I don't see myself here for that long.
How much you make?
Women are cocksleeves. That's their purpose to humanity.
>>29685177
So what purpose do adult male virgins have?
>>29685201
They are the gods.
>>29685201
Whining on the internet
>you've had sex with girl before though right dude?
>Oh, anon, you're a virgin?
>haha, that actually makes sense now that I think about it
HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!!!
>>29685169
if you hang around girls who talk like that you're probably a normie though, that isn't the kind of thing a girl who hangs out with loser uggos would say
thats better than being a 28 year old and being asked if you are a virgin.
atleast with you they found out and are making sense of it, with me they feel they need to ask a question that is never asked
everyone on here always says "its not like people ask". I have been asked maybe 6-7 times throughout my 20's
This man is the British Patrick Bateman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj95dK7-hhw
>>29685138
You clearly misunderstood american psycho if you think this.
>>29685138
Christopher Nolan is British tho
>>29686205
Fuck I meant Cristian Bale, got my Batman crew mixed up.
I mean, they're both British but still
> tfw survival instincts kikcking in and you just want to have a family to take care
I do not know that feeling
adopt two or three robots and let them move in with you
watch the scene in interstellar when cooper finds out his kids are grown up and don't wanna talk to him anymore
Anyone here afraid of aliens?
This just happened
>go downstairs to get water
>grab water like normal
>standing in the hallway
>suddenly sisters phone in the livingroom unexpectedly makes a notification sound
>get startled, nothing abnormal
>look into the darkness of the living room
>suddenly see aliens standing there
>flee
I...
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>>29685040
they're in my room now as well. I'm not as afraid as earlier. But I can't look at them when they're there.
hey jared
>>29685040
originalio
>>29685104
who is jared?
Why is it so easy to hit on guys, and so hard do to the same with girls.
I've been bi-curious for a while now, and have been searching for guys to chat/nude swap. I came across a couple of fellas with which i've talked and showed our dick to each other. It was really easy to start conversation and keep that going. Nothing awkward or forced happened.
But whenever i try to talk or flint with a girl online (even in real life) it is so hard and they always want to close the conversation and avoid me. This has happened all my life, maybe this is the reason...
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>>29684984
gay agenda thread
>>29684984
I've been hit on by three gay guys in the last month and two of them asked if they could blow me in the first ten minutes of talking. The third waited a few days before asking to blow me.
No innuendo or subtlety.
>"So... hypothetically, if I asked if I could blow you... what would you say?"
Hide all gay mafia threads
Sage and gore spam all gay mafia threads
Do not reply to gay mafia posters
I'm officially homeless tomorrow. Pls save me.
post paypal email and prove you are white
>>29684991
This
Post your white sissy penis
>>29684991
I don't have a paypal. But I'm totally white.
Idk how to prove
>Try to be a good person in this day in age.
A angel born in a world full of devils and imps why am I still here just to suffer.
>>29684965
just get strong
nothing else to do at thus point
>do my best to be a good person
>everyone shits on me
>do this for 16 years
>22 years old now
>I've become bitter
>can't complain because I'm a manlet and that means I have a Napoleon complex
You can't win, Anon. Best case scenario is to somehow become wealthy and buy happiness.
>>29684965
>tfw you will never be Big Boss
>tfw you will never fight for a worthwhile cause
>tfw you will never be a pillar of moral conviction in a world gone corrupt
>You sit at your desk pounding your head over Kant
>She's bent over a desk while Chad's head pounds her cunt
>You read some Camus
>Chad slams her vagoo
>Chad discusses Plato with Stacy
>You drop plate o spaghetti all over floor
>>29684967
Works better when the rhyme is at the end of the verse
>he checks his food after receiving it at the drive through
do you know how much of a dweeb that makes you look like?
>>29684882
>Going back through the queue like a beta bitch
Feel free to wait behind me in line while I make sure I got everything right in one go, omega normie
>>29684882
There's one place I sometimes go to that ALWAYS asks what kind of sauce I'd like with my tendies but NEVER puts any sauce in the bag.
>>29684882
I can't tell you the number of times some wagecuck fucked up a simple order at the drive through you bet I'm checking the fucking bag
Don't get a gf guys. It's giving me an anxiety rush in my heart and I lost all my sexual urges for 2 weeks now. What the hell is this?
>>29684866
hello grubbo
why did you derail your own thread bro?
>>29685197
hello grubo
oops
>>29684866
Hello grubo
I don't get how bots think GFs will improve their lives. Destroy even more, maybe, like pouring water into an ash pile to make gray mud. No thanks.
Retailcuck here. I used to be a NEET also but my parents made me get a job at a clothing store or they said they'd kick me out. Now I spend all day cleaning up after screaming babies who constantly tantrums (and shirts)-- and sometimes they bring their kids in too, which is even worse. What set me over the edge today was finding a pile of shorts abandoned next to one of the clothing statues in the window, where customers aren't even allowed to be.
Who the fuck can put up with these animals? My only revenge is that sometimes I "accidentally" scan small...
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so they design the store to look just like a closet? that's kinda cool
>>29684934
forgot to say, pic related but it's not my store. my store never looks that nice
Most people grow up at some point, I guess.
it just struck me that I literally have no IRL friends who care about me
Thinking about ending it
>>29684771
>it just struck me
If it didn't struck you before, you lived quite a long time without feeling the need to have IRL friends, so you are capable of handling the situation more than you think.
I would kill myself but don't want to die a virgin.. looks like I'll be living a lot longer than I planned
>>29684771
Ending what? Your friendlessness?
Can an ugly guitarist get pussy?
>>29684766
Only if you're famous and have money
Women don't care about how skilled you are if you're ugly and not making much money
>melissa etheridge plays guitar
>melissa etheridge gets pussy
theory checks out
Stop doing things to get pussy and maybe someone will actually want to spend more than 5 minutes around you.