Why do the police stop ugly people with no friends from committing suicide? I've never understood that.
have you ever seen a skeleton go to the bank????
i didnt think so pal
The mental hospitals put pressure on the police to stop people from committing suicide and force them to stay in their hospitals and then they give them a huge bill. It's all about money. They honestly don't give a fuck about your happiness. They just want you alive because you can't make money off a dead person.
in case you're just crazy
obviously they are not going to interview you first and be like well actually it does sound like your life is terrible go on then before taking you to a hospital
Did people ever tell you how ugly you are ? I'm like extremely ugly, so it happens a lot.
>"Everybody is ugly here, ok ? Except Anon..... That's an other level of ugliness"
>be in middle school
>someone asks me why i never talk about my mother
>i say thats because she died when i was 5
>i hear a girl saying "with the face of her son, i understand why she died"
>pretended...
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Post face
Orginel content
Yeah.
>Be in high school
>Be next to a 8/10 qt in class, never tried to make a move or anything, I just talk to her when it's necessary, like asking which page or asking for help or something
>One day, pick up her pen
>"God, anon, can you leave me alone? You're so obnoxious and ugly, I can't stand to look at you all day"
>>24883382
I'm sorry to hear that OP, surely you aren't that ugly. Can we see a photo?
Why havent you guys officially given up on getting a gf? Theres no point if you arent a 10/10 or an extrovert
Who says I haven't?
>>24883370
I was just making sure senpai
>>24883364
Pffft way ahead of you anon.
Is your life mostly suffering, in one way or another? Will your situation only worsen with time?
If so, why don't you simple change your current state of being into something different and infinitely more peaceful? Wasn't so bad last time, was it?
>>24883269
Are you trying to jusburself me again, senpai ?
>>24883805
Death, anon. The sweet release of death.
>>24883269
Romanticizing suicide is never OK. You should feel terrible, you sick freak.lol haha gotcha :))
Suicide is the one thing I long for.
>Atheist
>Left wing
4chan
>Theist
>Right wing
what other differences are there between the two cites?
>4chan
>Theist
Lmao
>>24883096
You can get away with alottttt more on reddit
>>24883096
bait posters aren't even trying anymore
any former fat anons here do this? how'd it go?
>permanently damaging your digestive system, risking adhesional pains and blockage along with constant flatulance, just to lose weight instead of eating at a deficet and exercising
Like ususl, fatties would rather risk more isdue by taking the easy way instead of being patient by working hard and making the reward even better.
>>24883139
basically this
45 minutes of cardio + 1800 healthy caloires a day = loss of 2 lbs a week
>>24883157
Add in lifting 3x/week to build more muscle and you passively burn more calories during the even when you are doing absolutely nothing since more muscles means more energy used to maintain them.
How would you react senpai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjOlX_bnHQw
I'd accept if it was done in private, but around so many people, it seems weird. Like a scam or something. Obviously shes a slut, but it seemed like there was an ulterior motive other than sex.
Also, you know she fucked so many guys at this con.
tl;dr on the vid?
>>24883006
Slut who has a fetish for skinny tall white nerds, goes to cons to get fucked. Hits on this guy non-stop, her friends encourage it. Guy nervously declines entire time, because its weird
>>24882992
I'd go with her, she doesnt look too bad.
>Richfag uncle randomly decides to give me and my sister some "spending money"
>Sends 2.2k to her account and instructer her to send half to my account
>Scumbag obese sister keeps the whole 2.2k
>Wastes it on a supercharged overkill PC which she uses to watch netflix and play DOTA 2
>Gives the remaining money to her "online boyfriend"
>tfw that was my chance to get laser...
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tell your uncle
>>24882923
why dont you tell your uncle? Hopefully he will stop giving her shit for being a cunt and give it you all next time.
Don't do laser eye surgery glasses are cool as fuck desu
>>24882937
>>24882945
This was 3 years ago, I only just found out 30 minutes ago. Uncle's dead and she's still in his will for fuck's sake.
My best friend chose a vagina over me. Since he started dating he has been ignoring me, getting distant from everyone. His gf is very possessive.
He has now decided to cancel the trip we had already scheduled long ago, because she doesn't want it.
Who should I blame? Men, who subordinate themselves to women too much? Women, who treat men like their own toys, only to discard them when they are no longer useful? Myself, who trusted a friend in the first place, or because I couldn't convince him otherwise?
Hold me, robots.
>>24882864
Help him getting the chick
Ar you me? My good robot friend got a gf at uni and hasn't been replying to my calls or our robot groups calls. He's wanted a gf all his life and now he's devoting all his attention to her. It sucks, we were going to go on a road trip with him.
Literally me. Friend and I planned trip, he got vagina, she was a bitch, he ditched the trip. Fast forward a year or more, she left him and now I catch up with him again because he manipulates events and people a lot and I enjoy watching it.
Don't blame anyone, it's useless. Make your decision on whether or not you want to still go on the trip and go with it.
>Go on date with girl
>She tells me i remind her of her dad
Is this bad?
>>24882619
You should have fucked her then and there.
>>24882619
if you got a 2nd date I'd say no, girls love 'dadbods' and people who are similar to their family members.
hmmmmmmmmmmm You can probably smash, but I don't think she's wife material
Just got my NEETbux
What should I go get for lunch /r9k/?
Wagekeks need not reply
>>24882617
a delicious sandwich handcrafted for you by a talented sandwich artist at Subways is the obvious choice
>>24882617
wagekek checking in. get a subway signature subwhich
go for the old standby....tendies.
Is it a symptom of a sick society that violent video games are so popular?
>>24882529
Nope, but legalizing drugs is. Yes i talk with you murica
>>24882529
> violent video games are so popular
No, as we live in a sick society and violent video games are NOT popular. Most popular games
- League
- Dota
- WoW
You get the point.
What is more worrying is the prevalent use of drugs eg. people on SSRI's
>>24882556
What about the numerous European countries that have also legalized them?
>don't cut yourself on that edge
>*tips fedora
>EDGY
WHEN THEY ACTUALLY POST FUCKING SUBREDDITS THOSE LITTLE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS
>>24882488
Spotted you.
>There is 1 poster in this thread.
>tfw I only smoke once a week
>tolerance break for every single sesh and it only takes 2 small nugs to get high as balls
>buy a quarter
>tell myself it's going to last at least 2 months
>only want to smoke 1-2 times a week
>end up smoking everyday
Everytime
>>24882534
it's ok, next time you'll get it!
I don't use any drugs for recreational purposes, it makes me feel vastly superior to all the weak junkies out there who can't deal with life without supplements. I'll always carry a heavier weight than you losers, that's why i'm better than you fags
you are transported back in time with a .357 colt python and 6 hollow point magnum rounds.
a) assassinate Genghis Khan (but surely suffer a horrible death in the process)
b) assassinate Adolf Hitler (also suffer a horrible death in the process, and a big chance you'll be stopped before you complete the deed
c) go back in time to prevent your birth via peaceful means preventing your existence entirely
what do
Save Hitler by killing Stalin
Eat shit, Allies!
>>24882396
Option C. But I think it's a paradox so it'll never happen. ;_;
>>24882414
you only have 3 options. Learn to read, retard