>Okay class, today we have a new student joining us! Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
"I literally cannot stand niggers"
I went to a school like taht my senior year but the nigresses where far better looking than the ones in the pic
>You ever get into situations where you realise just how white you are?
Then the blacks would laugh and we'd all be chill.
are fembots real
>>24894995
that thing has a penis
>>24894995
that is a man with a penis
>>24894995
That is a penis attached to a man.
>Contemplate hiring a prostitute to end virginity meme
>All whores under 350lbs say no blacks in their descriptions
You literally can't win this game.
Daily reminder if you are white or female and not disfigured with autism you can't be a robot.
Normies out niggers in
I'll fuck you bro
Ahah fuck off nigger.
Being a robot is about more than just social rejection. It's about not being a shitskin who deserves it. Fuck off.
Reminder that we used to feed your kind to the alligators (google: Gator Babies) and watch and laugh while we did it. Even today, that's about all you're good for you shitskin fuck.
nigga just go to a club and bang some club sluts baka senpai
i'm no pro but it seems like all you have to do is find a girl with daddy issues and grind against her till she fucks you
just act like a dumb nigger and say shit like "ayyo guurl lemme holla at ya. you want sum fuk?"
>tfw no mommy gf to cuddle, or to play with her feet
Help me Robots.
>>24894897
foot fags don't deserve mommies love.
>>24894923
Feet are the only way to go.
Holy fuck this feel
Schizo-bro here. I have voices in my head and they give me advice. So now based on the advice they give I'm writing a bible and saying God told me these things. It will be entitled "the bible of war" and be an alternative to Christianity. It will feature polygamy and will aim to conquer the world in God's name. I even wrote my own ten commandments. What do you think robots?
>>24894866
Trying too hard to be edgy and you seem like an idiot.
Make an original scripture, why have bible in the name?
Atleast be creative with your autism.
Can't be any crazier than the organized religion in existence thus far. Go for it, mang.
>>24894938
You mean my schizophrenia. It is named the bible of war temporarily. I wouldn't call it that ultimately if I wanted it to spread.
Okay guys, so some recent vandalism has been happening around my property. Broken bottles in my drive way and side walk purposefully placed to hurt my puppy's paws, garbage thrown in my yard etc. I thought nothing of, it as just random coincidence. However, its come to my attention its a local chad who lives up the street from me, and we never got along. So when he was home from break for thanksgiving his buds and him got drunk and were doing this shit on purpose (Thinking back, it did all happen on thanksgiving weekend). He also boasted on social media, thinking he was...
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>>24894629
>What are some good revenge tactics?
Living well
>>24894629
Leave a bike out, coat it with contact poison.
Serious replies guys, im sure you can all relate to a degree....
>"men" who sleep on their sides
Literally, the most beta sleeping position
>>24894535
women who call men beta. lol
>"men" who don't go to sleep with their head on their mommy gf's chest and their legs wrapped around her waist as she sings them lullabies until they fall asleep
>>24894535
>tfw flat on my back, arms and legs flush with my body except for sometimes where I cup my face/forehead in one of my elbow-pits
What compels a man to decide to live their lives into adulthood like a child, going to the extent of wearing diapers and sleeping in a crib?
Because once you're an adult your life is basically over. Your joy ends.
>>24893762
Mental disorder. The answer is obvious. Describing what it is like is difficult though.
>>24893762
Is pamperchu still alive?
Haven't masturbated for 2 weeks now. Everytime I feel the urge to masturbate, I look at off putting pictures.
>>24893254
That's genius. I've learned I masturbate a hell of lot less if I'm interested in someone.
>>24893254
This... is an oddly great idea anon...
>>24893254
That's weird since her mouth kinda looks like a vagina.
What's your childhood crush up to now?
Mine is an instagram model. She used to chase me around the playground to pin me down and kiss me
>>24893052
she was the valedictorian of our high school class, and was considering going to the same college as me, but got a full ride to some private christian college and decided to go there, which isn't surprising since she's a major christfag.
Make sure you post pictures of her
This is her.
She used to push me in the mud and laugh but then would give me hugs and say she's sorry
>>24893235
Stop bragging you fuck and leave
>failed my semester with flying colours
LITERALLY JUST
lol same. fuck college. neet life forever
>>24892379
>failed
maybe it failed because you keep coming here
inb5 normi
>>24892419
back to your lolis,useless bait
this is the worst semester I've ever had. which is really saying something.
>be me
>male, in good shape, probably moderately attractive because girls sometimes compliment me randomly irl
>checking out Tinder for the first time
>just for fun
>probably not going to meet anyone from it, and if I do, it won't be for sex or dating
>fuck sex outside of a relationship, I'm not a degenerate fuck
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>be me
>be OP
>accidentally superlike someone
>I don't think it was even a girl I wanted to like
>no response
lol
shit thread 2bh.
dubs gets to choose one of the matched but not spoken to girls
trips gets to say anything to any of them
>>24891947
>male, in good shape, probably moderately attractive
Fuck off fucking loser
Imagine the horror of this sight. 300 naked Iranian leftist women, forced to crawl together on all 4s, like dogs, for hours and hours. Forced to compete with each other, knowing that by being faster than another girl, that girl would get the vagina-kickings. What barbarism. What an awful violation of human rights. Just picture all those whipped brown buttocks quivering in fear and pain from all that cruel abuse.
http://justice4iran.org/human-rights-violator-s-profiles/10028/
>Farzaneh Zolfi (16) says:
>It...
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Well ok but they weren't naked they were wearing chador. Go learn to read faggot.
>>24891896
I would feel bad for them, but they're Marxist-Feminists, so I could not give less of a shit.
>something happened 30 years ago
>somehow it's relevant today
Okay then.
what did you guys wear today?
autism shoes?
>>24891751
yes what else would we wear??
>>24891751
i like his moustache :^)
crocs
The previous weekend I spent some time kicking around a soccer ball in my backyard with my younger sister, her name is Mackenzie, after a half an hour we decided to finish and go back inside because we were getting too hot. As I was opening the door Mackenzie was standing beside me and my arm accidentally grazed her breast, I was momentarily shocked, I looked at her with an expression of disbelief and fear but she looked at me with a sly smile. After a second or two I panicked ran inside the house down the hallway and nervously locked myself in the bathroom.
In the bathroom I tried to regain my composure but began to sweat profusely and become more agitated, I didn't know how to interpret what had just happened or what I should do next, I didn't mean to touch her, it had just happened by accident. My heart was pounding when I heard my sister walking down the hallway toward the bathroom and this made me sweat more. I froze when I heard Mackenzie's footsteps stop outside the bathroom door and she knocked twice saying "Dave, are you okay? It's alright. Can you open the door so I can talk with you?"
>>24890820
this is going to lead to incest, right?
As I stood frozen in the bathroom I thought back to the moment that it had happened and wondered why my sister smiled at me, had she enjoyed it? But this thought made me think about Mackenzie in a sexual context and that was a mistake because my sister is an attractive girl and I didn't want to think of my sister like that. With sweat dripping I banged my head against the bathroom wall to stop these horrible thoughts when I heard my sister knock again, she said "Dave, please open up."