Still dark where I am edition
wagekeks are sleeping
>Slept from 8pm until 6am
>Still fucking tired
Is there no end to this hell?
Hello senpai
I've noticed that my parents are getting really old and my careless days of NEETdom and World of Warcraft raiding are probably numbered.
What NEET can do if his parents die? My NEETbux will be not enough to live on my own.
Getting a job is out of the question because no way I am working at McDonald after being a NEET for for almost 10 years.
>>24901119
Homelessness or Suicide
Pick your poison, NEETbro. We all have to at some point
Hahaha lol you're fucked, kill yourself
If you're not willing to work a shit job then there's really nothing you can do to save your life style.
As a side note what guild are you in?
Who /grew after 18/ here?
Please tell me this can happen I feel like in traped in a child's body
>>24901367
It happened to me.
>>24900947
well I'm 19 in a few months and I'm still growing so yeah
>that one fucking traumatic experience/cringeworthy moment of your life that suddenly pops up in your head and you can't sleep because of it
Anyone care to share? I just remembered all the times I pretended to be a girl online. It wasn't one of those "I'll pretend to be a girl to get free shit in a MMO" things, it ended up going into full blown relationships. I feel like I probably broke a lot of hearts.
When my penis was hanging out of my gym shorts and the girls laughed.
>>24900907
When I damaged my penis trying to masturbate without lube.
When I thought I found a girl I loved in sophomore year of high school.
We talked every day in multiple classes, just her and me.
Then one day I built up the courage to ask for her number, nothing overtly romantic. I just said,
>"Can you give me your number so I can text you sometime?"
>haha, nooooooo thanks anonnnn...
>silent
>never talked again
"I hate my ex-wife!"
"I have to take this business call right away!"
> "ugghh! muh in-laws are pure evil!"
>>24900879
Caring about your career more than whatever idiot you're talking to at the moment isn't normie.
you mean white people?
>be me
>in uni with classes 70% female
>hot girl notices me
>she thinks Im being hard to get when Im really just spilling spaghetti
>go to her room to ask her about a project
>randomly stare in autism mode
>when she ask tell her that she has really brilliant eyes.
>she invites me to come back later that day
>corners...
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have u tried waking up, tbqh
>>24900751
Yeah I would pretend like it never happened because its so surreal but she is undeniably interested in me. Im kinda scared though that shes relaying everything to her friends and shes only doing this because it would be fun for the group. But thats probably my autism speaking.
I feel you on this one bro. Have had a few girls now that are very obviously attracted to me (some of them so much so as to even ask me on dates) but I'm so deathly afraid of just being absolutely clueless when it comes to sex and stuff that I never do anything.
ITT: fetishes you wish you didn't have
>absolute complete feminist authoritarianism and male subjugation and castration for all men whilst the most well-endowed males will be able to keep their cocks and be used for breeding and pleasure
huh
huh
huh huh
All women on earth being transformed into cubes that are then used to build a giant pyramid that functions as the landing base for the mothership of a race of girl lizard aliens who become the new women of earth.
There are only 6 stories about this on the internet and I wrote 2 of them.
I've never felt distain for the other degenerates, be it the (real) kucks, the pedos, the trannies, the interracial fetishists, the masochists, or even the normies, but that is pretty fucked up.
why can't i fucking stop using, robots? i'm supposedly so goddamn smart, but i keep doing the dumbest fucking shit.
and i keep telling myself (when i'm high, or right after) that i'm in control. then the effects (or after effects) wear off, and i'm back to rationalizing any excuse to use that i can.
i'm using loperamide, btw. yeah that's right, i'm such a fucking pussy i've resorted to using immodium to get high. at least it's not heroin (see? another great rationalization!)
why do heroin addicts want to be babies?
>>24900293
Perhaps you should go to a doctor.
>>24900293
I bet you never poo
do you think you will ever get to kiss a pretty girl on the lips?
>>24899878
it's been pretty nice the few times that opportunities have fallen in my lap. unfortunately, i only have the confidence to put any effort into kissing girls who are 6s or 7s
I already have. It was fun.
Remarkable similiarity
>I'm a gamma positive
*tip*
Gamma+ reporting in
>>24899583
Delta positive, reporting in.
Omega positive, unfortunately.
Within the next 48 hours, I am going to win the lottery.
It can happen, it must happen, it will happen.
I believe in you, OP. You're gonna hit it big one day. Just promise to live it up for me when you do, because I'll probably either be dead or stuck wage slaving.
I wonder how much money you would save not buying lotto tickets all the time. I'm not one to talk since I'm a smoker, but at least I get nicotine and cancer for my money spent.
>>24899476
this was legit the best part of that manifesto
fuck anyone who says it was about "misogyny", they clearly didn't read it
Honestly would you fuck a dead girl if you knew you wouldn't get arrested for it
No what the fuck?
I'd grab her titty, cop a feel, and that's it, like any normal person.
maybe if she had just died and wasn't cold and rigor mortisy yet.
>>24899163
probably not senpai
i get spooked too easily desu
Why don't you just get a qt sandnigger gf?
>>24898997
>qt sandnigger gf?
arab girl and her Asian boyfriend
You say that as if I have a choice.
>>24898997
I'd give the one on the left...
...................Allah my cock
>The lady at Taco Bell just said "You're here a lot." without laughing or smiling
>girl at McDonald's memorizes my order
>don't know if she thinks I'm cute or pathetic
I used to work at a fast food restaurant, and there was always this lady who ordered the same fucking specific thing every time. Like we would see her walk in the door and start making it.
So I'm bussing tables one time and she tells me I need to shave my facial hair, because the company doesn't like it. I try to be polite, because they want her money and I want to keep my job, but then a few weeks later I see her again and she still gives me shit about my beard. I don't know man, the kind of people who become regulars at fast food restaurants are weird.
Whenever people say this to me I always say "Am I allowed to be here?" then they get all annoyed because they're not supposed to say "No fuck off" or else they'll get fired.
What does /r9k/ think of infant circumcision?
#JustAmerikekThings
Literal kike procedure
Anyone who's cut is a mentally damaged, kike kucked person, and any parent who does it to their children deserves nothing less than to burn in hell.
t. normalfag with uncut perfect penis
It's wrong to subject an infant to such a painful procedure for no reason. On Mother's Day my mom decided to spontaneously ask me if I was going to circumcise my son. When I told her no, she proceeded to flip her shit on me, told me I had to do it, to talk to my aunt because she had sons, etc. It still bothers me to this day that she was so adamant on what to do with my baby's peeper.