>tfw constantly hungry
how do i quench my hunger senpai
stimulants
tobacco
other appetite supressants
get off any medications that might cause increased hunger
>>24906681
U eat
>>24906681
ADHD meds like concerta.
>having a dream with a clear climax in sight
>brain repeatedly stops me from reaching it
I had a dream last night where I was about to fuck some slut in the ass. i punched her asshole with my flaccid dick until it got hard enough to penetrate her. i recall being in a half awake state humping my bed by moving my ass really high and then back down
>Story of ever dream I ever had everyday of my life
Alternatively, this night I had a weird ass dream about being some kind of trickster and impersonating a cop so I could get his money or something, but then another dirty cop found out and captured me and my family, and I tried fighting him but he had guns, so I ran outside a house and he ran after me but then a shit ton of cops appeared and shot him down, because they still thought I was the cop I was impersonating. Then I woke up, that was weird as fuck.
>>24906645
Dreams are fun
How tall are you?
Has your height affected your life in any relevant way?
>6'2
Everyone looks up my nose, they never see my face straight on. It freaks me out so I stay inside.
I feel weird when someone else is taller, which is pretty normal.
6'3"
I'm sure it has affected me, but its hard to tell how, having never been short.
>>24906599
5'10"
No.OC OC OC
ugly girls, what do you feel when you see attractive females being worshipped by swarms of betas?
And what do you feel about your ugly male counterparts, who get even less attention (when matched for attractiveness)
>>24906505
Attractive girls don't get orbited they're too scary.
>>24906542
perhaps not so much in person, but on social media you better believe it
>>24906505
Unattractive girls can get laid with tinder no questions asked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UrdR7duF4Q
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iJfJnBQRF8
I expect many keks from this thread..
>>24906406
you already won anon
where are my small dick bros?
Not here friend. I have Odins dick
>>24906305
*Sigh*
Such an inglorious knob for such a glorious God
i used to have a 7.5 inch dick now its more like 6 inches
i think edging is what did it
never edge guys
i hope i will regain size
Why are we so damn attracted to chubby girls?
>big tits
>big ass
Literally no downsides.
>>24906197
That is the flattest fat ass I've ever seen.
Also, you're a retarded faggot.
>>24906221
>low test beta male detected
>>24906197
>>24906267
That is obese, not chubby
>Take LSD for the first time last night
>Completely confused all night
>End up yelling at my dad and telling him how much of a failure he is and how much I hate him
When I saw him this morning he basically said that I have to be out of the house by January 1st
I'm a 25 year old NEET who's never worked before, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Sudoko
>>24906104
This is a dank wojak
youre either a giant retard and a massive emo teir faggot or this did not happen
>Gay dude now has a gf 8 years younger apparently. mfw I realize he's 22 and she's 14.
>Dumbest girl has 2 kids at 21 and is pregnant again. No clue about who's the father of the third kid.
>Obnoxious feminist is now in anorexia rehab.
And finally...
>There was this guy... let's call him Josh. Well, Josh is not Josh anymore. He's Rebecca now.
>>24905904
Today on: People Who Shouldn't Breed
>the guy who poked me with a pencil is in prison
Serves him right. Hope someone pokes him with a shank.
>>24905904
>graduated high school 2 years ago
>over 5 people died already
for all the hype people put on STEM degrees one detail they leave out is if your gpa is below 3.0 it is essentially a useless piece of paper,
I think if I was told that from the beginning I would have dropped out instead of trying to persevere through the program.
>>24905791
>if your gpa is below 3.0
Oh man, that is just the tip of the iceberg friendo.
Add:
>if you have no practical experience in your field
>if you have no international experience to speak off
>if you do not have soft skills
>if you do not have recommendations
>if your fellow applicants are some minoritiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24906005
the major which I pursued and graduated with is electrical engineering.
>>24906005
>>24906108
also no internship because no company I found would intern someone with a gpa below 3.0
professor claimed I could still find work without one
probably a lie so I wouldn't drop out and be one less student paying tuition.
>he always looks like hes hearing voices or something
>"He looks like he hasn't showered in weeks, disgusting"
I took a bath every day and started taking 2 per day after that morning.
>>24905817
>bath
Thats your problem right there my friend
>>24905842
Bath, shower, whatever. Point is that I was clean af.
>Join band
>First show Saturday
Any robots play music?
On and off for the past 5 years. Never learned chords or read music, just read tabs and developed music theory from there on, I'm basically a basement player.
After watching Beck and K-ON! recently, I'm going to practice more as a New Years resolution and try jamming with others once I'm good enough. I've wasted too much time drinking and sleeping in when off work.
Always do soundcheck and don't dick around during soundcheck. It's rude to people who want to play after you. Although it's important to have fun, no one wants to hear you jokingly play children's songs before the show.
>>24906067
how can you read tabs but not know chords?
ITT we post shit only ugly people will relate to
>tfw some random girl accidentally looks at you and immediately rolls her eyes up and away and looks away fast as fuck
>repeat this process dozens of times a day
>get to feel like shit and the pain of being rejected without so much as even opening your mouth, just for existing
>constantly observe the massive disparity between how other people interact with each other and how they interact with youComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>go on omegle r9k tag
>femanons disconect me, average and good looking robots stay to share feels
>Leave the house forgetting to check myself in the mirror
>Feeling quite confident
>Suddenly catch a glimpse of myself in a car window
>I actually look pretty good
>Buy my stuff and come home
>Look in the mirror
>Hair everywhere, can clearly see I'm balding (moreso than usual), my massive Jew nose looking especially greasy today, acne, pube 'stache...
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>>24905782
>even bothering to waste your time going on a webcam, ever
I did it once because someone told me the /r9k/ tag was for robots, even though I figured it'd just be normies. I was drunk so I just went for it. Everyone disconnected, immediately. So I just did no tag. 90 minutes straight I just watched as people immediately disconnected. Not even one person that didn't disconnect instantly.
Anyone else miss the golden age of WoW? That game was legendary. Being a lowbie just exploring and doing quests, leveling up. back then the level cap was 60. it was a good game.
I was too poor to play back then. Was it possible to solo through the game back then?
>>24905629
>was it possible to solo through an MMO?
>>24905629
nope
you missed the single point in history where a robot could as happy if not happier than a normie
sorry man
What is 9k's honest opinion on this man. I understand that 4chin is circlejerking and whatever, but shut your left-is-gay-circlejerk for one second and have an honest discussion. Will you be happy under his presidency?
I wouldn't care because I'm not an american.
Kinda happy that America's finally getting off the top of the world when he's president. Kinda sad that China is your replacement.
eue
mfw thinkin bout donald trump
he's a clown unfit to run a casino let alone a country