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I am the Pope.
Can confirm these kind souls are doing the work of God
wow they do it... FOR FREE
They just confirmed my suspicions.. I am in fact an autist.
>>24914588
this is actually pretty helpful, they diagnose you for free
what's the most embarrassing moment in your life?
posting in this threadEl Psy Congroo
whole life is made up of a little embarrassing moments to the point when I subconciousively started to initiate them as well with stressfull situations. Otherwise I can't feel alive.
>maniac.jar
>>24914676
>some fucker pulled down my trousers at the school parade
not wearing underwear anymore 2 years later
>IT class
>hottest chick in school asking what I'm doing on the compyuter
>c-c-c-heck out by yourself (that was my first stutter ever)
>bend over so I can see her boobs perfectly
>red alert everywhere.
>everyone...
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>tfw there are 15 year old getting pussy RIGHT NOW and you're in your 20's jacking off to cartoons.
Why is jacking off to hentai an insult
I'm a normie that's gotten puss and I like chinese cartoons
It's just sexier and more fun
What can you expect when you put pussy on a pedestal
>>24914441
is this nathan drake from uncharted in the picture?
why does he look so strange?
Is there any disorder in which you mentally zone out from everything, barely registering anything, not thinking, cognition barely occurs, although you're completely aware of all this going on?
Depersonalization? ADHD? Psychosis?
>bipolar and ocd
yes, it's called being retarded
Sounds like psychosis
Gay thread.
The others got a good discussion going. Let's continue.
>>/aids/
Not an original comment i guess.
Talk about what? Almost 24 and still a virgin, never even seen another guys cock irl b4,
>>24914169
You never even accidentally seen another guy's dick? I have, it's when i realized i was smaller than most. It's a rough life, to want to dom with a barely 5 inch peen.
Crazy idea
What if we had one city and made everything legal there?
Like, walled it off and everything. You need to be checked before you can leave at a gate, where they'd check you for drugs/weapons etc
But literally anyone can come in.
What would life inside the city be like? What would that life be like?
Just a bunch of dudes raping each other
Murders everywhere.
People inviting other people they hate inside this zone and kill them immediatly when they have the opportunity.
Only crasy and illegal things would happen
It would be GTA Online IRL mate.
Anarchy doesn't work.
I went through some really rough shit that I might explain in detail later in the thread, but for now imma start this thread for other bots like me who need to let out the feels.
No normie-tier shit, and no mainstream shit. (Linkin Park or Green Day are examples of normie/mainstream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvEm3a20Yc4
>>24913826
https://youtu.be/2cMG60310IY
whats happened op?
>>24914171
The girl that's basically been my oneitis for 3+ years broke up with my best friend because he was an asshole. I decided to at least grow some balls and TRY to talk to her, but she led me on somewhat and rejected me after giving me hope. So I decided to say fuck her, and my friend (he was being an asshole to me too) and I told both of them that I'm going to just be a loner and avoid both them, and everyone else.
can we get some failed normies in here? i'll qualify myself
>grew up middle class
>shy, few friends and fewer female relationships throughout school
>graduate high school
>was never good at math and was only ok with science and computers
>was always interested in history, literature, philosophy and politics (inb4 faggot)
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>can't handle the course work
nigger get back in there it's not that bad once you get the study habits going, you'll meet cooler people here if you dont you'll be alone forever
>>24913968
the thing is i just can't grasp the concepts around calculus no matter how hard i try, it's like there's a mental block around math, i honestly hate the whole liberal arts mentality but ive always excelled in those courses, i do have a back up plan of trying to get into the electricians union, since i know enough math to pass those tests and it pays pretty well
>>24913753
Dude, from the sound of things you're just like 18 or 19 and out in the world for the first time feeling daunted and scared. I had the same "oh my god I've fucked up forever" feelings in my late teens.
So you live with your parents and commute to work and school? You have a job and you're going to school.
If school isn't right and you want out of your parents house, drop out and work full time for a year or two to figure your shit out and afford your own apartment.
If...
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Sometimes I hum ISIS Nasheeds to myself in public. I do not support or endorse terrorism but those Jihadi tunes are just so catchy. Does anyone else do this?
They're pretty catchy, can't blame you.
>>24913673 dont hum them in public. But i listen too them alot. If l was a muslim i would have joined IS when it formed.
>>24913673
You don't know how much this place means to me,
It might be shitposting 85% of the time. But let's face it, where else in the world could I find someone else to relate to, as a white non-terrorist supporting christian that hums nasheeds from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
Did anyone else here go to a fucking weird high school?
>Vice Principal killed the Principal in 1977
>Teacher threatened to shoot up the school
>Another shooting happened a few years later
One girl took about 30 painkillers or what have you to kill herself everyday at school, she was hospitalized 4 times and apparently tried this about 15-25 times. From what I know she's still alive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Orange_High_School_(Winter_Garden,_Florida)
>>24913672
I graduated in 2008 by the way.
Had some teachers fucking students but it was never reported. That's about it
>>24913672
>One of the school's earlier principals, Raymond Screws, was assassinated in his own office by being gunned down by a co-worker, Assistant Principal Roosevelt Holloman, who had been accused of misconduct on December 12, 1977. The football field, Raymond Screws Field, is named in his honor.
So, I just left the two friends I had left in this world and became a loner, and got rejected by the girl that I had liked for years after finally getting the courage to ask her out.
What's happening with you, other anons?
(The depression is real, btw)
Get ready for the suffering that is realising having no friends is kinda nice.
Source: me a loner for nearly 2 years
>>24913601
My friends are the worst. I dont even know why i hang around with them. Hypocrites, liers, fucking faggots.
>>24913831
My old group was like that, I hung around them for fear of being alone.
The fire is roaring, and the Tavern is open for business tonight. Come, share and/or drink away your feels.
Hey my man how are you doing this evening?
Ill have a beer. Have you got any tips on making contact with the woman of my dreams again? Its been 3 years since HS and a couple months since we last saw eachother. I really love her but she hasnt got a clue, i feel terrible because Im too much of a pussy to try and do something.
>>24913395
How ya beer keep. Can I get a beer, something polish maybe? I'm actually feeling pretty good tonight. Probably because I'm already drunk.
>>24913395
The fucks the shitter at?
Friday night pool guys
>age
>occupation
>what are you doing right now
>why haven't you an hero already
I'll start
>33
>IT consultant
>fapping to Emilia Clarke pics listening to some Beatles
>I STILL believe one day things will be better (plus I'm terrified by death)
>>24913352
I was going to ask what you thought about fapping to girls much younger than you but then I looked up her age.
>mfw she's 29
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I'm 22, studying applied math and economics in uni, fucked it all up and have to do another 2-3 years.
Going to go out to Five Guys and LCBO to pick up some burgers and liquor, then I'm going to watch Milo debate Rebecca Reid, and then I'm going to play FFXIV all night and sleep all day tomorrow.
I haven't...
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I'll start
>22
>Web Developer
>Wasting time before going to read in bed
>I feel and hope that I'm entering the positive phase of my fluctuating mood. Started eating healthy, and spending more time studying and coding . I'm still finding myself wishing I was dead, but not as often, and I don't think I would ever kill myself anyway, perhaps become reckless.
>25
>unemployed but starting a new job soon
>watching The Wire and perusing the board
>not ready to give up just yet
>shitloads of fame
>marries a slut wiht a sex tape
Jesus, fame and riches doesn't guarantee alphaness does it?
>>24913198
Isn't he the one in the sex tape, or was that another black guy?
He married Kim as a status symbol for her body, he doesn't care about her background.
>>24913227
It was that other guy
>mfw there are adults on this very board who, without a religious prohibition, refuse to drink alcohol
You people realise your social lives would be a million times better and richer if you did, right? No, having a drink or two isn't gonna turn you into a raging alcoholic, no you won't end up lying homeless in the gutter. But I guarantee you that every time you tell people that you don't drink, their esteem of you drops at least just a tiny bit, and you seem more like a child and less like an adult in their eyes.
What's...
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>>24913117
Don't have any friends
But I don't want to. What's your deal?
>>24913117
Nobody cares in real life, you moronic roastie alcoholic slut. Get out.
My friends are mostly Christian, including a lot of conservatives, and a lot of them don't drink either. If you're crowd is sluts, then you'll get a lot of "oh em gee he won't drink."