So we have all seen this training video but has anyone else tried it? Does it actually work?
I'm fairly bad at fingering and want to try something new but I'm afraid of making fool of myself, any tips on this?
>pic related
It does, yeah.
>>24915073
How important is massage, can i just do the fingering part and expect similar results? I have never given a massage before
>>24915153
No, you have to go through foreplay. I guess you could just start trying to get her off but it probably won't be very pleasant. Better to get her into it, get her aroused and then blow her mind with it.
At least how I'd want it done.
>tfw hair getting long and you just dont give a shit anymore
who /longmessyhair/ here? I just wear a beanie whenever I'm working and it all works out fine
>>24915018
My hair doesn't really get long like metal hair, it just turns into a mullet, sort of. It's wavey. At least it is incredibly low maintenance. I don't hide it, I simply buzz it after a while.
>>24915018
I wanted to try having long hair so I grew it out for two years. Was really annoying, really hard to care for, always in my face, the whole nine yards, so I just recently cut it short again and I like it much better
haven't cut my hair in 2 years senpai. I used to wear a beanie too but when it started getting too long I just started manbunning it. Doesn't look great but I'm ugly anyway so a short cut wouldn't help
I have a pretty weird question but I think I masturbated wrong for 10 years.
Does your hand directly touch your head or does it stay on your skin (uncircumcised thread only) ? Because i have some light phimosis and think my head is oversensitive as I never touch my head unless in the shower.
you should be rubbing the palm of your left hand on your cock while you jerk off, like everyone else.
>>24915051
BRO DON'T CONFUSE ME MORE I CAN'T TELL IF YOURE BULLSHITING ME BRO.
>>24915015
There is no right and wrong. You do it however you like.
Who /Star Trek/ here?
>tfw will never drink synthehol and do weird space drugs at Quark's, then hustle some dumb Klingons at the damjat tables
why even live
>you will never be a ferengi
>tfw trapped in the shitty alpha quadrant
>tfw you will never see the delta quadrant
>tfw you will never be assimilated by the borg where you would at least be useful
How does /r9k/ feel about smartphones ?
>>24914822
I used to be against them...back in 2009. I had the "phones should be for calling people" mentality.
Then I got my first iphone, and now I can't live without one. Nothing like being able to troll /r9k/ on the go.
if you have an android you're a beta af desu senpai
>>24914822
if they didn't exist, i might have a gf
Oh fuck DEFCON 1
How do I not fuck this up?
If you made it this far and still need help you are fucking hopeless
>>24914722
Go to her house and bring food/have her come to yours and order in food, eat while watching a movie when done eating start cuddling. I hope you can figure out the natural progression from their.
>>24914788
>>24914786
So what do I text her?
Can this move to fucking?
Wagekeks will ask me the silliest of questions. You know how they function, they always do this shit.
So a wagekek comes up to me and says "you lay around all day, you watch anime all day, but what have you contributed to society?"
Always about 'muh contribushuns,' right? So I told the wagekek: I've helped contribute to economic growth through paying for goods and services.
You should've seen the look on his face. He asks "how do you get the goddamn money to pay for anything as a NEET?!"
So I told him...check...
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Investment sites are pretty cool since you can start with like $10 and earn up to $20,000
>>24914664
>shills
>>24914600
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! WOOOOOOOO TELL US MORE!
Time is the ultimate currency of life. Conversing with others uses up the finite resource that is time, as does reading and learning a musical instrument and playing video games and anything else in life. When I don't feel like playing a game, I don't play it. In the same way, when I don't feel like talking to someone, I don't. Sure, I try to sugar coat it as much as possible through small talk - and even that I sometimes don't do and just ignore the person -, however I will never talk to someone when I don't want to. Of course, some people I want...
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>>24914298
tldr wagekek
>Time is the ultimate currency of life.
>see wall of text incoming
>skip it
>this penny is saved for shitposting desu senpai
Time is the only currency that we have to spend because we don't know how much we have left.
KEK
Why is it white men only date ugly Asian women?i never see them with cute ones, not even in photos online.
>>24914297
you're wrong desu senpai, i'm black and i'm dating an ugly asian woman as well
pretty ones are not race traitors
pretty asian females stick with asian chads
the ugly ones get picked up by desperate tourists
t. nip
My parents caught me smoking crack and are threatening to kick me out. What do I do?
It's the only drug that does anything for me anymore.
Smoke more crack to feel better.
>>24914203
Crack? Really? Might as well just move into a crack den.
>>24914203
Suck dick for crack dolla
Who was there, and what was it like?
What it really 4chan's finest hour?
>mfw I realize I was there
>mfw I realize I've been here ten years
I might have been there when it happened, or it was just a small copy-cat raid. All I know was one day I went to the pool and afro business men were blocking the entrance, saying "pools closed because of AIDs".
>>24914188
> Afroduck
what did he do wrong?
>>24914185
He wasnt chad
/thread
>>24914185
being a fag
>>24914185
The TV producers definitely set them two up to be in the same show together for shits and giggles m8
It's like the cliche movies with the nerdy kid and the pretty blonde girl
Why doesn't anyone plant a series of bombs across a university campus?
>Various locations are crowded
>can carry a backpack without suspicion
>can drop them without alerting people nearby
>100% normie population
>can maybe even wear a costume to conceal your identity
because I don't know how to build a poweful bomb
Because that's illegal and cruel.
>>24914094
You can find that online, I hear it's a booming industry.
>less than 20 days until 2016
>choosing to wear autism shoes
There really is no excuse.
This is not a post your shoes for attention and validation thread.
>b-b-b-b-but my wide feet
Numerous wide options exist that don't scream to world that you require special handling
>OP is a fag and from /fa/ and obsessed with shoes
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>taking fashion advise from autists
It looks cool.
>>24914047
>implying everyone is an autist because you happen to be one and can't comprehend that people are different from you
If you've showered in the last three days then ya gotta go
How can you not be sick of your own stink? Or your unwashed hair?
It's not about impressing people or leaving the house, it's about not being repulsed by yourself
>>24913890
Will 2015 man's powers fade with the coming new year, or will he invoke eldritch powers to prevent the year 2016 from coming?
>>24913890
Jeeeeeesus Christ I hope you're just fucking around