If I fly to a european country, and purposely lose all forms of identification, and refuse to acknowledge what country I am from, what do they do?
How can they deport me if they don't know where I'm from?
They deport you to wherever they want.
>>24925944
Won't the country they deport me to demand some form of identification? Sounds like if it worked like this homeless people without identification would just be bounced around on countries pay. Sounds like a terrible system.
Are you white? If not you don't even need to do this, our pathetic countries will let literally anyone in, as long as they aren't white.
Do girls fantasise about being a little girl who gets fucked by an older man with a big dick when they have sex? Is pedophilia natural?
I don't know, and no, because you can't reproduce with children. Hebephilia, on the other hand...
>>24925932
>Hebephilia
that's what i mean
obviously sexualising an 8 year old is sick and wrong
>>24925915
I do. Never had sex though
>12
>Go to the doctor for a cold at children's clinic
>My regular doctor is out but this new doctor can see me
>Starts out normal, regular exam and questions
>Mom leaves and says she'll be back in a few minutes she needs to grab something from the car
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I need to feel better about myself so post betas/manlets getting cvcked/rekt by girls
At least his response wasn't cringe worthy
Lol wut a bitch
>>24925889
>"Donuts are the bomb"
>She actually eats them
That bomb is gonna hit her hard pretty soon.
You both hit it off. You have same taste for vidya and movies.
Then suddenly you find out that it's a trap. In fact, used to be a chubby neckbeard .
What do?
Keep going.
Used to be a chubby neckbeard? probably has more in common with me than any other real girl I'll ever meet.
>>24925827
Abandon ship immediately. If this person is willing to lie about something as huge as that, then what else are they willing to lie about?
>>24925827
fuck that boipuss tbqhfam
Would you eat out a Japanese school girls pussy?
I'd nuke that pussy twice
Only if she did shit to me in return.
3rd from the right is my gf
hands off!!!
Should I buy one?
Only if you're fine with becoming a wizard.
>>24925791
dont really care
its just wacking it, ive already tasted the normie life and im ready to settle down with a nice guy computer
>>24925780
>tfw onahole threads on /jp/ get me ridiculously horny
>tfwI don't even have a penis
Hey robots,
I just want to remind you that no matter how bad it seems, you're at least not CWC.
>>24925749
He still will never be Anthony Burch.
>>24925773
keep your memes on /v/eddit
>>24925749
Chris has had sex with a woman.
it was a hooker, but that's better than a Robot.
Do you get pleasure from making people cry?
>>24925391
ejaculating into the resistant freshly devirginized ass of a sobbing effeminate male is best in life.
>>24925447
Why is that, Anon-kun?
I want to know why someone would enjoy me crying.
ITT: Pet peeves
>showering/bathing in a dirty bathroom
>hands become dry
>things slip out of your grip
>>24925378
That's not a pet peeve you moron.
Anyone who is okay with a dirty bathroom has a problem.
>grinding teeth
>mfw
which one of these haircuts do you think looks best?
>>24925266
i like the top row middle one t.b.h family
bottom left but the guy is also the best looking so i might be biased
>>24925266
Middle and right of top row.
I only know English. I hate this limited and passionless language. The only way to make it sound interesting in any way is to use "big words". English is probably one of the most boring languages of all time. But not as annoying as fucking Tagalog. English sounds so robotic.
If you hear an Asian speaking fluent Japanese or an Mexican speaking Spanish, their words roll right off the tongue easily. Even Russian and African language sound more passionate than English. If you listen to two Australians conversating, it's like nails on a chalk board. Same with...
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English is a beautiful language, OP. I'm sorry you can't appreciate it.
>>24925308
I should add...if you're not satisfied with just English, why don't you add another language to your repertoire?
I bet with dedication you could master Spanish or French within three years or less.
>>24925243
>At least with the British, they have the added accent
>But the white English language
>British
>not white
'oo the fook d'ya think y'are m8? i'll 'ook ye in th'gabber
>bisexual
>only attracted to tomboyish/andro girls, and feminine/andro guys
who else in the grey zone here? masculine guys and overly girly girls just don't do anything for me
>>24925163
idk about the super manly stud girls with military cuts and shit but id love to fuck a cocky boyish girl who is super submissive in bed
>>24925163
It's 2015, gender isn't going to exist in a couple years if we're lucky.
That's me. But I do swing into the feminine and masculine territories occasionally.
Pic related is my waifu.
What is you favourite meme from 2015, anon?
You're a crazy bitch kill urself
I'm the meme of my life.
>>24925078
t. Alberto Barbosa
Originalbarbosareport
>everyone is having sex except you
>>24925066
>tfw playing with new vibrator
>tfw no real boy to make my legs shake
>you've been sick for the past 2 weeks AND are a giant loser
>Chad is perfectly healthy right now
You guys care about sex waaaaaaay too much
Seriously any robots out there with or were with a dominatrix and how did you meet.
>dominatrix
Your normie is showing
>>24924695
What else do you call them?
Besides mistresses and dommes.
bampdon't let it die