>tfw dad's raping my sister again in the other room
>>24970943
pls be trolling OP. Go and beat the hell out of him.
call the police you are disgusting anon
or even better retrieve a knife from the kitchen and go to town on 'im
And the first thing you do is tell us? What a great brother you are
Images that trigger you
Doesn't matter how baitey they are, just post what makes you mad
>>24970846
Why does that trigger you? That sign makes a perfectly valid point.
>>24970875
>Don"t tell me to wear my seat belt, tell other people not to crash into me!
It's that level of retarded.
Rape is an unfortunate reality. There's no reason to needlessly put yourself at risk by walking around like a whore.
>>24970875
Why don't we just tell criminals not to do crimes?
Us /NEETS/ have the time and energy to invest into studying politics, unlike wage keks who are SHEEP and choose whoever candidate their normal book friends choose. Trump, unlike WAGEKEKS, does not suck the Jew boss dick and get daily assfucks like WAGEKEKS. Us NEETS are strong, United, and actively involved in making America a better place and great again. What do you do wagekek? You live for another day, another dollar.
>>24970777
You fuck that get was mine.
I met some real pricks in my time but you is a fucking cactus m8.
Anyone have a NEET Pepe holding a trump book? Would be a beneficial image to bfto wagekeks
>>24970838
It's a literal sign from hevan. Us NEETS are on a spiritual level
It was my dad who first told me about the club. I was 22 at the time, fresh out of college, and had just married my sweetheart of six years, Elsa. Elsa and I had met when I was just 16 and she was merely 14. Her gorgeous platinum blonde hair and bright blue eyes radiated in the sunlight on the day we met. She was tall and thin every back with a model-like 5'10" slender frame. I fell in love with her the very first time I saw her. She and her family had just moved to our city and lived across the street from our house. I can still recollect how I stared at her from...
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So, when the big day arrived and we were married at old St. Anna's church, nobody was more pleased and proud as I was that day! No one was hornier either, I felt sure! I couldn't wait for our honeymoon to begin, and we had two glorious weeks to look forward to in sunny Hawaii. But in all candor, the honeymoon turned out to be a disaster sex-wise. It wasn't Elsa's fault, I knew, but mine! The whole problem, you see, was my cock. I am not all that well endowed, I have to admit, and I just wasn't able to get Elsa off, so to speak, when we made love. We...
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So, when my dad telephoned me about a week after Elsa and I had returned from our honeymoon, and told me he needed to talk with me, I wondered if just maybe it had something to do with my failure to please Elsa sexually. You see, my dad - well, both my parents actually - had always been very close to Elsa since she and I started going together as teenagers. Elsa and my folks spent a lot of time together, especially when I was gone away out of state to attend college for four years, and I knew Elsa's parents and mine were close also.
In addition, what made me think that perhaps dad wanted to discuss my shortcomings in the marital bed was because she and my parents had spent almost the entire day together the day before while I was at work. The day dad called was a Saturday, and I was off, so when dad called, I told him I'd be right over. Elsa was shopping at the mall, and I left a note for her informing her of where I would be, in case she returned before I did.
When I arrived at my parents house that Saturday morning, dad was waiting for me, sipping a cup of coffee, at their kitchen table. He invited me to have some coffee with him, then told me my mother was out back, working in her garden. I sat across from dad, and he began, almost reluctantly, to spill forth a story that had my head spinning. First off, it took him quite some time to get to the heart of it. My dad has never been known as a great spokesman, and in fact, like myself, has always been an introvert, and somewhat quiet, passive and subdued. My mom has always been the leader of the family, and I think anyone and everyone who knew us, was well aware of that fact. My dad was nervous, I could tell, so I just let him take his good old time, and waited it out patiently until he got to where he was going. It finally came.
He began by telling me that my gorgeous blonde wife Elsa had indeed discussed sexual matters when she visited them the previous day, and more to the point, she had discussed in detail my failures to satisfy her in bed. I blushed somewhat when dad told me that, but he seemed not to notice, and went on. He informed me that he wasn't at all too surprised by Elsa's revelations concerning my inadequacies sexually because, as he quickly indicated to me, he too was the same way, and said he had been for some years now. I was a bit startled by that announcement, and wondered if he too, like me, had been resigned to a marital life of just eating pussy, but put THAT thought out of my mind almost at once due to the fact that he had obviously sired two children, first my lovely sister Emilie, some two years my senior, and then myself. Maybe HIS failures occurred after that, I pondered?
Dad then went on and told me that Elsa had complained to him and my mom yesterday that my dick was way too small to be anything of worth to her, and also that I didn't know how to use it anyway. Again, my face reddened, but dad just continued on. It was about at this point that my mom came in from the back yard, poured herself a cup of coffee, gave me an affectionate hug around the neck, and sat down at the table with me and dad. I felt rather embarrassed, having mom there, in light of the subject matter being discussed by dad, but didn't know how to ask that she leave, so I said nothing about her presence as dad continued to talk.
"We kind of figured you had a small dick, Alex," Dad said with a sigh. "Your mom and me of course haven't seen it in years, since you were a very small boy, but I can still recall how very little it was then. We knew, even back then, that you would probably never be able to please any woman with it. Right, lovey?" he looked at my mother. I was now really turning red!
>tfw found a complete qt3.14 gf
>tfw just spent 2 hours cuddling and watching anime while she was wearing a super comfy wolf hoodie
>tfw we have everything in common
>tfw literally a 3d wifu
a month ago I was posting on here about how I'm going to die a virgin.
hope is not all lost guys.
sleep tght pupper
>>24970471
And in a month she'll kek you or return to her ex boyfriend. Trust me friend. This happens everytime. You're just a rebound so she can regain some confidence to go after Chads.
>>24970544
Stacey pls
I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE
It doesnt matter if she doesnt loves me back. I just want to feel that special thing for someone.
No you don't anon, you will be hurt and never love again.
>>24970158
source on pik?
You don't want that. It gets horrible when you realize you are not good enough for her and you will never be with her. It really just kills you from the inside out.
Why do all the conservatives want the fucking 20s to came back and how come all the liberals want to abandon all time and go to the year 6969 where every eats dicks. Why can't we just have the 80s back where there the most SJW "Opinion" was something reasonable like not getting drafted, and actual SJWs opinions where hated on but your average guy wasn't /pol/ tier
>Both sides are wrong
>I'm so smart I pick the MIDDLE of the road, which is obviously right!
fucking hipster opinions
Why do so many people on /r9k/ have such a hard-on for old-timey family values? Most of this board is 18-22.
>>24969969
did south park hurt your feelings
Violence against women... Is it ever justified?
The real question is whether violence is ever justified.
And the answer is yes.
when 2 shitplates strikee
and come together under incredible pressure what happens bubs??
shitquake
Is it ever unjustified?
>tfw I can't get a girlfriend so I'm going to call every woman in the world a whore without ever considering that the fault may lie with me instead
But it's true. The fault isn't with me. It's with modern women turning into fucking sluts. You can't trust a woman NOT to be taking it in all holes from Chad or Tyrone. They have no shame and think riding the cock carousel makes them "empowered". I'm not going to tolerate that.
>>24970173
>even so much as virgin women have ridden the cock carousel
Do you even understand how dumb you sound?
>>24970255
You're the idiot, not me. Suggesting that you can trust women AT ALL is the truest form of cucoldry. Do you like licking up Chad's sperm when you go down on a woman or are you still pretending you can't taste it?
>tfw haven't showered since Halloween
Dubs decides whether I kill myself or take a shower
Take a shower
I actually envy the prospect of washing away months of grime, that would feel good even if accumulating it wouldn't
both
originalityblox
>>24969661
You know what must be done. You know what you have to do.
>having a female friend (no gf, gay here) 22
>she's my flatmate with a few other people
>constantly nagging that I am too loud
>wants me to listen with earbuds in my room, even though a room is between us.
>says nothing to her adjacnt living flatmate
>reasons that she would turn it down if she would ask her
she just sent me a two page essay why I am too loud. what can i do?
>>24969621
use headphones you selfish prick.
I hate it when people are playing things on loud volume. It's fucking irritating. Your roomate has a valid point. It's not hard to use earphones.
>>24969677
flatmate. we don't even have adjacent rooms.
what's wrong with your reading skills
>>24969621
critique the essay and turn the volume down homo
Why women think they're so special? instead of shaking their ass, giving me looks, pass many times infront of me smiling, why don't they just come and talk? why is the men supposed to do it?
I can just jack off and be done with it
They're just a piece of meat, just like me, why should they be treated differently?
This piss me off.
>Why does something that has been told it's a miniature god since birth think it's a miniature god?
Don't worry, OP. The greatest irony of all is that after 25 their personal religion drops off to a tiny cult of exclusively weird Indian beta males, and then in their 30s drops off again to nothing whatsoever.
>>24969521
>Why women think they're so special?
Because their sexual market value is so much higher than males of the same age that they always have a dozen men after them.
Because men tell them they're special/amazing/whatever so they can get laid. Men nowadays are simply incredibly thirsty.
If you discovered that your father was having an affair with a young attractive female (legal teens-early 20s), would you tell your mother?
If you discovered that your mother was having an affair with a young man (legal teens-early 20s), would you tell your father?
Why or why not? Would changing the variable to something different have an effect on your decision? For example let's say if your father was having an affair with a male, or shemale, or ghetto black prostitutes, or even a really young girl (15-17)? What about if mom was seeing a black guy? Or that...
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>>24969492
Blackmail them into giving me NEETbux.
>>24969520
Literally what I am doing
>dad (59) is having a affair with a really young girl (21-22)
>I find out
>He gives me money in exchange for my silence
>Feel like shit for not telling my mom but hoping she never finds out because that would be the end of my comfy neet lifestyle
>>24969672
>tell mother
>she divorces your dad and takes half his shekles
>she lets you be a neet in gratitude
>you get to keep your comfy life and be guilt free
>guess who my oneitis is and r8 all
Are you underage
>>24969491
the guy on the right
too easy
is this seaworld?
ITT: God tier bands
>>24969468
0/10 try again next week
>>24969468
ITT: God tier stores
You guys have got to listen to their hit songs:
Can we dance
Somebody to you
Last Night