I want a thin attractive gf I can fatten up
>tfw this will never happen
/belly/ thread
>>24963359
>long distance relationship with a fatty
>tfw she's packed on a solid 10-15 pounds a month since we've been together
>tfw she's over three times my weight
>tfw food addiction so bad she wakes up in the middle of the night hungry on a daily basis
I feel kinda guilty desu but damn if it doesn't make my dick diamonds
>>24963359
>>24963563
Degenerates plz
>>24963563
Living the god damn dream
Pics?
Who here /finals tomorrow/?
Shh.. can you hear that? It's the sound of my penis slipping slowly into your mouth...
Into your mouth...
already finished senpai
>>24963007
i am so fucked
Let's have some good old fashioned low self esteem
>>24962817
>cut
>skeleton
>skinny arms
>pencil neck
>receding
>dandruff
>voice
>visible ribcage
>long-sighted
>anxiety
and probably
>aspergers
>>24962817
>oily skin
>small erect dick
>uncut
>fat
>big nose
>big head
>fat neck
>hay fever
>can only grow sideburns or neckbeard
>big forehead
>ugly accent
>fat...
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>>24962817
Borderline manlet
huge feet
allergies
hay fever
receding hair
bug eyes
loud voice
ugly accent (ausfag)
stutter
gap teeth
nigger lips (part abo)
anxiety
depression
OCD
bipolar
narcissist
paranoid
drug addiction
suicidal feelingsnot insecure about my uncut dick at all
I'm probably a month late with this but I just watched the video with the Yale professor getting yelled at by the students for this e-mail he wrote bout Halloween costumes and I was completely and utterly shocked. I thought universities were supposed to be a place for thought and logical discussion? There a tons of things that offend me when coming on this board and this site in general, but instead of yelling "FHGFHDGJ YOU OPPRESSIVE PIECE OF SHIT DJFSKFDS" I usually tend to have discussions and find out why they think this way? I understand why they're...
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I think both he and his wife resigned.
>>24961530
That's terrible.
oh look a rich spoiled nigger girl complaining about something while going to one of the most prestigious universities in america
https://psychology-tools.com/buss-perry-aggression-questionnaire/
Are you and why are you so angry and hostile?
>>24959829
>physical agression: 0.86
>verbal agression: 0.90
>hostility: 0.72
>anger: 0.75
I dunno. I just am.
>1. Some of my friends think I am a hothead.
>>24959952
i answered yes because my mom says it a lot, literally says i'm a psycho, but i'm sure she is just projecting
>tfw completely broke and no career prospects
How the fuck do you cope with it, robots? Knowing that you have zero prospects in life other than minimum wagekekery. Knowing that you don't have the drive, skill, courage or ideas to become self-employed and wealthy. Knowing that there are people out there who went to school with you that were dumb as shit yet are earning massive money due to their confidence and drive. Knowing that the whole of your life will be miserable as fuck because you lack the one thing that matters more than anything...
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>tfw no lamborghini in my garage
hell not even a garage
>>24959867
If you have a bookshelf you're basically 1/3 of the way there
>has a lamborghini
>has a garage
>has knawladge
>doesn't have bitches because bitches don't want guys who read books
Finals week edition
>>24957195
Thanks for reminding me.
I should be studying and not browsing image board.
Don't wanna end up in McDonald's
Btw. I've got same hat irl as your frog.
more like week after finals edition
protip:I failed
Did well in accounting though, bitch better round my grade up so I get my A-
Tfw I just wanna have a cute transgender or twink roommate to have buttsecks with but only getting autistic 4channers or Chad's.
Male virgins, report in with:
Your age
Your height
Your excuse for still being a virgin.
>>24947787
18
6'0"
Who knows maybe I could if I tried but I'm lazy when it comes to women
>25
>6'2"
>Never approached a girl, never been approached
22
6'4
i hate people
bloxxxx
What snacks do you have ready to eat?
>>24972131
It doesn't deserve it
Damnation.
>>24972131
none, im not fat.
I CANT STOP DRINKING. I cant stop
this is the third night in a row Ive gotten drunk. Or I dont even know if IM drunk. But man its the only thing that keeps me going. At least its only beer and not hard stuff so its ok still right? feel with me anons
Do't continue with this.
Its better to binge on a tub of ice cream then it is to drink. Throw all of it out and buy something yummy and don't go back.
>>24971671
Try to stop while you can op
I've been down that road and it's a nightmare
>>24971671
>At least its only beer and not hard stuff so its ok still right?
no, if anything Beer can be worse because you tend to drink more and it makes you fat.
I struggled with drinking for a couple years and all I can say is quit while it is still easy. Addictions never seem like a big problem until its already too late, it sneaks up on you and then you're fucked.
>But man its the only thing that keeps me going.
That is a huge red flag,...
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>tfw dad is rappin Kanye with sister in the next room again
>family is having fun in the other room
>you are sitting in a dark room posting on /r9k/
Go join your family you fat autistic fuck. Kanye is normie music that is actually bearable, so why don't you make the effort to finally be accepted by your family.
>>24971624
>he doesn't get the joke
>>24971524
>mom and sister are watching "Trainwreck" in the other room
>they're laughing
fucking plebs
Why can't I get a gf, robots?
I legitimately do not understand it. I'm not bad looking (6'2, ladies), I've improved my personal hygiene levels, I can largely contain my spaghetti when talking to qts, and I'm not actually that shit of a guy, it's just that no girl ever seems to be interested in me after I talk to them for a bit. It's not like I do anything too autistic or beta, they just seem to move on. What do?
I think Im in the same boat family.
I have no problem actually conversing with girls, but I am nothing when it comes to "flirting", and a complete coward to boot.
Basically I am a complete coward, and I will regret it so much in my later years and recognizing this causes me so much strange feelings but I just dont fully recognize it yet.
Shits not healthy.
I think what you gotta do is make a leap of faith and just ask a girl to fuck as smoothly as you possibly can. Hopefully you either get rejected completely or succeed, because atleast you...
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>>24971547
The worst part is, I know it's possible for me. I've had a girlfriend before, I'm not a virgin, and it only ended because she moved. It just seems that there is no one else that I can connect with in any meaningful way.
[Spoiler]I don't want sex, I just want to be loved
>>24971742
oh
nevermind then
I am a 24 year old kissless virgin guy who has never masturbated in my life
Ask me anything
I was taught that masturbation was a sin, but a combination of wet dreams and erections i had growing up led me to figure it out. Do you not watch porn either?
>>24971258
No I don't really watch porn at all. And I'm not religious at all, it's all by choice
do you wonder what your missing?
Holy shit, this board is terrible
What happened?
it became a female worship board
>>24971078
It was always terrible?
>Holy shit, the internet is terrible.
>What happened?
>tfw 18 year old kissless virgin
Everyone is getting teen pussy except me
18 years old is basically your last chance to fuck a 16 year old without being a total fucker
>>24971029
Same bruh. What the fuck do we need to do
You fucking faggots.
You have until you're 20 before you need to start really worrying.