It finally happened /r9k/... I acquired a qt mommy gf.
We're all gonna make it brah.
She's gonna kek you senpai
>>24972116
give us deets
where'd you find her
what does she look like
how much older is she
how does she mommy you
>>24972116
How old we talking?
Hey r9k. What's the comfiest job out there? I don't wanna be a NEET but I don't know what to do with my life.
I like working with computers a lot, I'm a quick learner, I have experience with many programs in different fields.
do data entry or management from home. that's what I do.
>paid salary for 20 hours a week, but I type 100 wpm so I end up only working like 3-4 hours a week
>work in pajamas, ornaked
>don't have to associate with other people
>can shitpost on 4chan while working
No idea. I hear programming is pretty indoors/antisocial. I'm a sysadmin and I'll let you know that it's pretty social. Not to mention that some lesser computer jobs (help desk) are hell.
>>24972128
how do you get jobs like this
Feels so long since we've had a proper comfy thread. I have quite a few to dump.
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tfw get to skip captchas so all i have to write is gibberish
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Anyone here play old school runescape? The nostalgia keeps me going.
>>24972063
Right here my niggle, add me on skype zminer365 if you want to play some yung RS
>>24972220
Tomorrow we shall play my friend
i've never played runescape, but I have played runequest. It was... well... pretty detailed. Battles took for goddamn ever.
I just need to know that I'm not alone in this fucking country.
Fuck off, Barbosa.
>>24972049
t. AIberto Barbosa
>>24972227
>>24972260
bom ptchan, senpai
I'm giving in.
I'm downloading Tinder.
I told myself I'd never do this. I told myself it was for shallow degenerates. I told myself it wasn't my scene.
But here I am, at 21, never having had a girlfriend, all of my real life leads failing me.
This is my last resort.
Wish me love.
That was a typo, perhaps a Freudian slip.
Meant luck.
Wish me either.
>>24971979
Try not to sound that autistic on tinder
>>24972001
I promise, senpai!
I'm a pretty sociable person, I do well to make people laugh and make good conversation.
But no one ever wants to date me.
>>24971979
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
NORMIE
>Hungry
>Nothing to eat
What do
>>24971904
Shitpost on a Mongolian crabfishing forum, most likely.
Go shopping or order some food inI recommend chinese
Do you really need your foot? I mean science is getting breddy gud these days with artificial limbs. Imagine it, your own flesh, with some hot sauce. Just like chicken.
>all the chronically attention seeking tumblr whores claiming to be mentally ill
>completely devaluing mental illness for people who actually have it
I'm actually mad. How the FUCK can you claim to be anxious, yet you've been in a relationship or are currently in one? Is nothing left sacred?
>Oh my god, I have to present my project to the class this Friday and I'm so anxious. I think I might have social anxiety :(
Keep pushing it, normies. See what happens.
>>24971869
It makes me legitimately upset. I was in an IOP group when I was 19, and fucking every person in there was totally normal. They had relationships, the guys would flirt with the girls after group, some of the guys would smoke weed in the parking lot. What the fuck, I can't even be a friendless loser without them invading my space that's designated for friendless losers.
>never been in relationship
>last friend abandoned me 6 years ago
>sexually abused as a child
>high school and college dropout
>drug addict, alcoholic
>bodily organs failing
>absolutely no human contact
>too anxious to work
>starting to hear voices
>people still...
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A jet pack in multiplayer is literally the fedora of the gaming world.
>guy uses jet pack
>thinks he out smarted me
>doesn't know that i remember how to get headshots
seriously bro?
>>24971796
How high is your hsr per kill?
>>24971796
Someone never heard of a Farsight.
>>24971937
i couldn't tell you atm. i'm playing bf3.
Where the FUCK is the frog and feels tavern?
>>24971795
The bartender was neglectful anyway the piece of shit
someone burned it down
Liquor license got suspended for selling to manchildren
>And your name, sir?
Big dick lance -wink-
I would probably give my real name (European here, and poor; I've never had that happen to me), then get angry at myself and think of an alternative.
I would probably just say 'Nemo' next time. Perhaps not in Latin, but something more obscure like Greek or Hebrew.
"John Smith"
>tfw your nutsack will NEVER be the size of a soccer ball.
>you will never be able to compete with Chad, Pic Related.
Why fucking live anymore /r9k/?
>>24971631
Is this fucking real?
>>24971631
>cut
Eww
>>24971631
I feel bad for that chad :^((( he must have so much clean up to every time he jerks off or fucks someone.
Do they make condoms his size, the unfortunate soul?
>tfw your hairline is the punchline
>>24971559
>What kinda cut you want senpai
>Just gimme that dead cat bounce graph
>Say no more family
>>24971621
I actually shaved all my hair off a couple weeks ago. It just grew out to look like this.
>>24971621
Kek
JUST BOUNCE GRAPH MY SHIT UP
who /intrusivethoughts/ here?
>think of oneitis in even the slightest amount
>immediately think of her being gang fucked by a pack of niggers with her face covered in nigger shit and cum and piss and her being a huge roastie with meat flaps like wings and an asshole covered in shit
>think of family members
>immediately think about smashing their skulls in with hammers and sticking knives through their eyes
>can't...
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iktf m8
But got no advice for you.
>tfw this thread would have way more posts before the normalfag invasion
>>24971519
It has two parts for me. First I have a really embarrassing or disturbing thought and then I can't stop thinking about what would happen if I blurted it out. When I'm face to face with authority figures or family I have intrusive thoughts about harming them. Sucks desu
Feeling my flesh squish makes me think about carving it off of the bone.
I won't do it, obviously, but the thoughts fuck me up pretty badly. Therapy is pretty okay so far.
>Bernie wants to give you more NEET bux
>Trump wants to eliminate minorities
Which will you vote for, robots?
>>24971353
more neetbux pls
Trump, I hate minorities more than I like NEETbux.
NEETbux every day desuI actually kinda like minorities