who else /shouldbeworking/ right now.
I have a 300 page book with no sparknotes that I have to read and write 5 logs on by Tuesday.
What book family?
>>24972952
Are you in the 8th grade? How do you still write book reports?
>tfw going first for english speech on monday
Are there any robots out there that have actually tried this? If so, how did it go?
>how to get labeled a creep and banned from places
>>24972852
I tried.
>>24972892
This was the result.
>>24972892
This. It only works if you live in a really big city. Otherwise you'll become "that guy".
i just risked my life for some bullshit, robots
>wake up at 7pm, sun has been down for hours
>feel like a piece of human shit, insides squirming and reminding me im a fuck up
>gear up for my usual /nightwalk/
>that's warm clothes, drugs, alcohol, spray paint and a knife
>walk down to my favorite river spot and smoke the rest of my bud and start a 40oz
>skip a couple rocks, reflecting on how it is to be low-life scum
>wander over to a run-off drain outlet, examining some graffiti
>somebody had lazily tagged "KASO HQ" over a god-tier mural
>change the tag to "SKANK HQ" and chuckle myself
>pull a fold-out chair out of some rubbish on the beach and finish my beer
>stare out over the river in a daze, thinking about stories I'll never end up writing
>suddenly see a shape floating in the river
>have bad eyesight, can't make it out quite right
>its coming closer
>its a fucking person face-down in the water, about 15 feet from shore
>oh fuck oh fuck
>run down the beach, its definitely a person
>drop my bag, my boots and throw off my coat
>run into the water, its fucking freezing cold
>end up at my neck about 10 feet out, person is almost gone by
>can't swim
>realize if i dont grab them now, the flow from the drain i was just at could pull both of us under
>adrenaline kicks in
>leap out and wrap an arm around the shape
>end up a foot in over my head, kick back up in the direction of shore and resurface enough to breathe, sink again
>in another stride i can stand with my head above the water again
>turn over the body as I pull it to shore and touch its face
>its a fucking adjustable rubber mannequin dressed in clothes
>now soaking wet half a mile from home, weather hovering around 0C
>throw the mannequin in an ash pit, spray a dick on its face and put my dry shit on and hike home, shivering
>can't stop sneezing now
fuck me in the ass, i try to do one good thing and now im probably sick from polluted river pisswater.
Whatever waterborne illnesses were floating in that river have thoroughly soaked through your mucous membranes.
>>24972667
Sounds pretty fun except for that last part.
I might start doing this.
>>24973037
nightwalks are awesome
>chance of encountering normies is almost naught
>nobody looking at you or judging you
>people can't see you do illegal shit from far away because it's fucking night time
>only people you run into are cops, cool nocturnal people, homeless, and the occasional thug
>everyone is usually afraid of each other and trying to keep to...
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What's your favorite piece of art, /r9k/?
most of /r9k/ can agree it's this post
Starry Night Over the Rhone
>>24972654
shitposting is a art
got a 1500 word essay due in 2 days, haven't even started.
>300 word response paper to what i learned in the class due at midnight tonight
>only have 233 words done
FUCK
You're fucked dude.
Might as well kill yourself now.
>>24972603
FUCK!
Just drop the class, man.
who /only child/ here?
>tfw never got an older brother to teach me how to be cool and talk to girls
>tfw no little sister to protect from boys and have awkward moments with as she grows into a beautiful woman
only children are destined to be robots.
Being an only child taught me to be independent of myself and able to get shit done without depending on anyone. Of course, I felt lonely.
>>24972569
Yeah, I remember when I was younger I really wanted a sibling.
There are a lot of feels both pleasant and unpleasant to be had with having siblings, and we missed that train, but hey, that's how she goes
>only child failed musician with a fat nose
>tfw I literally became squidward in real life
What would the whities on /r9k/ describe themselves as?
>>24972529
apollo as fuck
No fat drunk guy.
If you look at Apollo looks like a Rockstar then I sincerely hopeI was going to write "You kill yourself" here but that would be really mean, so instead I'm just going to tell you I really, really, REAAAAALLY disagree with your opinion.
Whats worse
Men not being able to cum at all
or
Men cumming in 10 seconds
What do you think upsets women more?
>>24972400
As a man who hasnt cum from having sex, my girlfriend doesn't mind but I never finish satisfied
>>24972400
>Men not being able to cum at all
Why would that be a problem unless you wanted a baby?
>>24972489
I've had trouble staying hard, I can't imagine cumming too fast can be more embarassing than that. If you stay hard but don't cum maybe that's fine, but if it goes soft halfway through? Going down on a girl helps some but it fucking sucks no matter what, I would have much rather just cum in 10 seconds.
Some girls are kind of bitchy about it too, one in particular barely hid how disappointed she was. Never talked to me again after that
Why are whites so gay?
Can someone explain this to me?
I mean, I know that other races have gays too, but it seems like the biggest faggots, especially here, are almost always white.
Is it a genetic thing?
Shitty parenting?
Effeminate European countries (because let's face it, most of the faggots are also Europeans)?
What gives?
Explain yourselves whites.
I want to be a girl.
Economic prosperity is the prerequisite of depravity. White countries are more prosperous on average. Look at Japan for example. Not white, yet prosperous and depraved. Faggotry is just one of many forms of depravity.
>>24972462
But what does that have to do with being effeminate fags that want the dick?
>get a loan
>buy a house
>rent out said house
>use rent to pay back loan
>repeat
>now own multiple houses giving me many free bux
>can be a rich NEET
what flaws are there in my plan?
>>24972395
you gotta pay for the maintenance of the houses
>>24972395
>til landlords are NEETs
>>24972395
sounds like a good idea, but then again i'n a retard.
Let's wait for someone smart to show up.
Bump
>tfw you remember who you once were
>>24972392
>used to be in love with a girl who let me cuddle her
>used to bike insane amounts of mileage
>used to play soccer
>used to smoke weed and go on god-tier adventures
>used to go to the gym
>used to have amazing grades
>used to have a bright future
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>tfw you dont even remember who you were
>used to be romantic, thinking about girls all day and thinking how to impress them
>now see women as shallow whores and try my hardest to flat out ignore them
the worst part is now women pay attention to me more.
>tfw you and your e-friends make a game out of taking the virginity of /r9k/
Anyone else here doing the same?
Good, the fewer male virgins the better. Dude virgins are worthless anyways.
>>24972464
They are 70% of the time pretty pathetic desu.
Super fucking needy
>>24972383
Wouldn't that be like going around killing suicidal people? Unless you are going after people that want to be a wizard then there should be no real difficulty other than location wise.The title made me think you were killing virgins, but then I was disappointed.
Anyone else here just too boring/weird to have a GF?
I don't even know if I'm good looking or not because I've never even tried to interact with a woman.
There's no way I can carry a conversation and what the hell would I talk about with her? Dark Souls lore? Evangelion? Baneposting?
Even if they were valid topics, what is there to say about them?
Do interesting things first, get a good/productive hobby.
>>24972315
All I did when I had a gf was just have sex. Gfs are boring as fuck. She always wanted to smoke weed or get drunk and didn't like talking watching forgotten weapon videos with me.
>>24972315
Go hike the Appalachian Trail
> i just got home after spending the weekend with my girlfriend
>>24849745
>This Friday after school I was thinking about calling her and breaking it off.
> She shows up to my apartment while i'm thinking that.
> Asks me if I want to come stay over by her house.
> Since I didn't want to get beaten I said yes.
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> "Y-yes"
> She grabs my face and gives me a kiss on the lips
> She grabs my hand and leads me into her room
> She opens her closet and brings out a dress
> "I bought this for you anon" She smiled slightly.
> "Thank you!" I said
> "You are welcome, now put it on."
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>>24972329
>She tells me to stay put and walks out the room
> I sit there for 7 hours till she comes back in and says to get ready to go back home
> Take off dress and she gives me a trench coat
> As i'm leaving she gives me a present
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If true, lol. You are a pussy.
Where is a good online dating site to meet insecure and shut-in girls?
I'm just fed up with even attempting to date. My dating life has been nonexistent for the past 5 years. I finally decided to try Tinder since it seemed like the most popular dating site that had actual attractive women and not either fat girls or psychos. One girl just walked out on me as soon as she saw me (meaning she thought i was attractive enough to meet but apparently too short for me) and the other one just gave me an awkward side hug and never called/texted me again (or replied to mine).
This...
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Why don;t you just go and wish for the moon while you are at it
The nonexistent type?
>>24972243
Lemonparty.org
Box vhhh