ONEITIS THREAD
Post your oneitis, brobots
Pic related: obviously the girl on the right
Comment is original god damn it
<Here's mine. Ain't she a cutie?
Jokes aside, that girl has a beautiful nose. Shame she had to go and ruin it.
>>25003236
It's fake, familam. I think she probably got it to wear with the earrings at the fair.
>last week my oneitis told me her co-worker took her out for drinks and basically told her he wanted to fuck her
>asked her what she told him
>she said she would have fucked him, just not right then
>I texted her yesterday and still no response
>mfw he's probably fucking the shit out of her, right now
What the fuck is this?
So when you want them to have a boyfriend they don't and when you don't they do?
How come literally every girl these days are entitled to a 10/10?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Jnx_2F-ZQ
You have to realize all of these "pranks" and "experiments" are paid actors
who the fuck cares? if she doesnt want you she doesnt want you, why does it even matter what she says, plus this guy looked like a massive douche. Besides this whole thing is fake anyway so it doesn't prove shit, especially seeing as its only one fucking girl
>>25003027
>Tired of women being entitled to shit
>Thinks he is entitled to a woman's honesty or attention at all for any reason
OP, look at me real quick. This stupid shit is why you're alone. These guys aren't redpilled, they're dipshits. You're one of them.
Why on earth do robots still think 'deserve' is a real thing? Fucking baffles the senses, it really does.
who /solipsism/ here?
>talking to normie NPC
>pay no attention to what they are saying because they are just part of the program
this reality and whoever made it can suck my asshole
First your asshole cant be sucked because its covered by a strong layer of dicks and second this world is real as shit the fact that you havent got friends is because you are retarded not because people are npcs
>not generating any replies to my thread
could you be more obvious
>>25003081
>trying to shame the sentients in your program into belief
>2015
i shiggy diggy you faggot automaton
who Iottery here?
this is embarrassing to post but i have no idea how to buy lottery tickets and then play the lottery. im 21 y/o too
>>25002995same for me family
>>25002995
go to the cigarette counter
get a lottery coupon
fill in the numbers you want
hand it back to cashier
pay for ticket
Who else here fucking hates college students?
>be me
>grow up poor
>was shoveling rocks when I was eight years old
>didn't have running water or electricity for half a decade
>started working as soon as I got into university
>had two jobs and put in between forty and eighty hours per week while taking between 12-15 credits
>only friend from...
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>>25002925
Stop being an entitled little brat OP, Somalians have it much worse. Oh boo hoo you see college kids whine on a smartphone app.
>>25002962
Wow, you got me with that unexpected response.
I don't know, I'm a college student pulling an all nighter (and shitposting instead of studying). Yeah I didn't grow up poor, but I'm ugly, autistic and suffer from severe depression.
Everyones got there struggles anon
whats it gonna take for you to finally snap ?
dunno, think ive already snapped plenty of times
cant even tell whats real anymore
even entertaining the thought that i created this thread myself in which case im an idiot for responding
Oh, bout tree fiddy
>>25002889
Your mom cheating on me
Are there any guides to help NEETs/shut-ins get in shape?
>>25002783
Do pushups, situps, and squats until you don't look like a piece of shit.
Get gastric bypass and continue to be a neet piece of shit. That's what I did. I don't have to even move and I lose weight.
Granted you'll probably never eat again. You pick your battles I guess.
Why are wagekucks so mad that I'm living the dream life while they're working that 9-5 ? You should be happy for me.
I'm a 21yr KV and this delicious chubby that i found on tinder wants my dick badly(if what she says is legit), I don't know what to feel, why she have so much shit taste? I have almost all aesthetic issues in the world and my personality ones are even worse
>>25002759
she's a roastie
or she has something worse that she's not telling you
>>25002788
She said she has a innie pussy but she refuses to send any nudes.
>>25002802
just go for it family
don't ruin a possible beautiful thing by being overly paranoid or self-critical
post ONLY dank pies with thick PePeRoRo
just die, god damn
>>25002696
why don't you SuckSuckMyHoHo
dude, you have severe autism, find a professional, he will know what to do
Why don't you just date a single mom?
I already am. It's pretty great.
the only good thing about single moms is that you know that they put out
I can barely take care of myself mentally and economically, why would I want a child?
how many times you fap a day?
It's 14th time in 24hours for me. Am i going to die to this? Am i hooked or what
>>25002620
I can only fap once a day, literally takes me around 24 to fully recharge a load. I cum buckets when I do though. But anon you should probably cut back, like most people fap maybe once or twice a day.
>>25002620
I used to be able to do this in my late teens
These days I'm more like this >>25002725
I might be able to go 2 times a day but it's extremely fulfilling. This goes for sex too.
Sometimes I wish I had my teen sex drive back seening as how available good quality porn is these days and how easy it is to get laid.
i haven't fapped since october
Any one cause pain to themselves?
Almost healed
No, I snort heroin and other opiates to deal with self loathing like a normal person
No shit
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Why haven't you dated a qt3.14 black grill yet? They are much less judgmental than asians and far nicer and more NEET friendly than whites.
>>25002600
i would if i could, friendo
>>25002600
Doesn't mean they're blind and dumb, I'm STILL an ugly autist. Theres no way around that, dudemeister. It's all the same here in california, ethnic girls or not, they only want you if you're rich or a gangbanger.
>>25002600
I don't know what it is with this site and baseless generalisations.
Not all black women are less judgemental or friendly. Also, fuck off and stick to your own race.
The ultimate sign of failure, is if you wake up and immediately set the page theme to 'tomorrow.'
'Tomorrow' setting is what true robots use.
No tommorow theme is for people that don't want their eyes raped.
http://i.imgur.com/82LzwKv.png
screenshot taken on my color accurate 1920x1200 IPS monitor
i hate myself. i hate this incredibly.
I use Tomorrow at all times because it's easy on my eyes.
Anyone interested in marrying me?
I'm about to move to another state to start up a government job which I may end up leaving in 6 months to work in Japan.
I've done the College thing and Peace Corps and now, I want to meet a woman and fall in love/have a serious relationship with.
I'm 31 and bald. Other than those two negatives, I'm tall, decently attractive, physically fit and doing the gym, /fit/ thing, intelligent and pretty hard working. I speak 2 languages fluently and 3 others poorly.
Anyone interested?
I should add that the reason I'm asking on *this* site of all places is because I want a wife who is like the friends I had in college that browsed this - cool, aloof, intelligent, easy going.
I figure it's worth a shot.
Would any girl even date someone you met off of this website? I wonder.
Dont do it, he might be a serial killer. Im serious.