>therapist hands me some papers to fill in before the next appointment
>at home filling in the questionnaire
>"Do you practice sex safely?"
>fill in "Not applicable"
>next session
>"So you don't have sex?"
>"uh... n-no"
>"Never had a relationship?"
>"not...
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>going to a therapist
topcuck, you'll never get a job or become a normie anyway so why bother, what do they have to offer you?
So, how does one go about getting autismbux? Just go to a therapist?
>>25007367
i know how you feel anon..
was at the doctors today getting additional medication..
>"do you have a girlfriend?"
>"eh... n-no"
>"you know, when people feel depressed its often easier to cope if you have someone else in your life, maybe its something you should consider"
fucking shitfuck, yeah its not likely I will just get myself a girlfriend
You guys ever look up your crushes from primary school on Facebook to see how they turned out?
I had a huge crush on this blonde girl in kindergarten, she was really pretty. Found her on Facebook recently and guess what? Still gorgeous, still my type.
She's as expected a fucking turbo normie slut though.
Have you guys ever followed up with anyone from your childhood, and were you surprised?
And yes, pic related is her.
she have a spot of down syndrome, OP?
She's cute. There's something sweet about how she looks
>>25007246
She used to be playfully mean to me, pushing me off the basketball I was sitting on.
Oh, such good days.
Is getting cucked just a meme? If not, how can I achieve this?
Please share your cuckold stories
I fucked your girlfriend
oh goodness, I thought that was Payton Ackerman. I was going to cry.
They look similar enough to start a short-lived "leak" scandal though.
What is the appeal?
How old are you and how many people have you fucked?
I'll start
4 girls
1 guy in second grade
your dad doesn't count OP
>>25007006
>doesn't say how old he is
2/10 would sage again
29
0
normans be gone, roooo
>Found myself so much Oxy
>only around 20 pills left
Zero self control
>>25006905
what are you gonna do when you gonna run out ?
>>25006925
I have a few pounds of poppyseeds so I'm gonna make poppyseed tea. But when I run out of that too I'm gonna be in for a ride. Maybe ill have to order more poppyseeds
>>25006953
have you ever tasted poppy seed tea ?
what do its taste like ?
Tuesday edition.
Wtf you doin with your life son?
>>25006568
1st for Holly come back
>>25006568
GETTING HENCH
Seriously lifting things and then putting them down again is the only thing stopping me from killing myself right now
>>25006576
1st for holly can fuck off
Who else /fluffy hair/ here?
>Tfw have to cut it or shave it or I look too young
>Tfw impossible to do anything with it
>Tfw people in high school said you looked like a sheep
>Tfw take away man sees you without a hat and says "FAKIN ELL MAN, WAT APPENED TO UR AIR?"
Ruka ruka ali
>>25006089
>Ruka ruka ali
more like the Boston bomber
>>25006067
Pretty fluffy here
Post your dreams and get help interpreting them.
>back in high school
>procrastinated till the last day
>didn't study and get panic attack
>sometimes i can't find the books to study from and it gets even worse
I'm 26 now and dropped out of college, so I'm way past high school. Why does it still occur?
>>25005956
It means you're procrastinating something or you have general stress surrounding something. Maybe something to do with the holidays?
>just woke up from two dreams
>one was a strange dream where someone was trying to tell me it would snow more if Rand Paul was president
>another where I was taking a standardized test and as I left some guy asked me if the test had started yet and I tried to explain to him it was over...
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>>25005956
I had a dream that my friends and I were sitting on the front steps during a summer day, talking and laughing. One of them said, "we make such a great group. I love you all so much".
Then I woke up friendless and alone in a cold sweat. I felt shocked that it was just a dream. The sunlight felt so real on my skin.
I had a series of life threatening dreams..
>sleep
>land in complete black world
>I "sit" there thinking and imagining stuff as I usually do
>next thing i know, pop into new all black world
>it's me in English class asleep
>hear kids talking
>slowly start running out of breath because I'm completely paralyzed in the dream and in...
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Why does no one hate gay people no more?
>>25005863
Are you sjw faggots still angry about the gay cousin/nephew thread
>>25005863
Why would they hate gays?
The cultural marxist propaganda machine did its job.
Ask me any questions you have about life you want answered. I'm a half-wizard, semi-enlightened man so I'll answer each and every question in this thread no matter what it is as truthfully as possible.
>>25005829
Is she beautiful?
>pic related
>>25005840
You have very good taste in guns my friend.
>>25005829
How are you a half-wizard?
Will there be another mass shooting before this year is over?
What's your favorite color? Your favorite Pepe?
>tfw too incompetent to work menial job
no such thing
you just neeed practice and ignore MUH FEELINGS ARE HURT emotional period
>>25005730
Come work my wagekuk jobe at MCKuK's I could coddel you through enough to get you competent. I'v trained two Super NEET Shy ladies who don't even know that they could just skank power there way through things. Now there both semi compentent.
>>25005744
>anxious wreck
>doing task
>someone right in front of me watching and waiting
>something goes wrong
>ohshitnononono.jpg
>increasing pressure in head
>body refusing to speak like we were separate entities i lost complete control over
>couldn't control my breathing
Took...
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Hey, guys. I recently wrote a story about one of my orbiters on an Eggy video for someone because they asked, but I felt like there must be opportunity for more great orbiter stories (definitely ones better than the one I wrote). So...
"Fembots", would you mind sharing? Robots, would you mind posting stories of your failures? (Or you can go "reeee fuckn women" that works too) I'll post mine.
>>25005711
Orby story 2
>>25005722
Orby story 3
fuck off whore
choke on a spear and die of internal bleeding
why don't you just get a tall gf, /r9k/?
they have literally lower standards
>>25004449
Because women don't like feeling tall and they usually prefer having a taller boyfriend than them to make them feel normal.
>>25004449
Because there are no tall girls. It's all womanlets.
I would turn down a qt 5'0'' girl because I wouldn't want my sons to be manlets.
I do have a tall gf
You walk into a toilet and find this. What do you do?
take out my sebenza and cut it off at the hilt
Properly service it like a good sissy.
>walk into a toilet
what is your most preferred cup size on a girl?
>>25000731
flat so I can constantly bully and kekold her for being a chestlet.
>>25000731
all of them are nice except literal flat
Green circle = great
Blue circle = ideal