Prove that you are smarter than average.
>>25014896
I lie cheat and steal without getting caught
I have more pictures of Kirie than any other Himouto.
My waifu is shinobu oshino
Greentext how you will spend your Christmas.
>Go meet up family
>Eat dinner
>Exchange gifts
>Go home
sitting in my room playing vidya
>>25014882
And you don't find it sad or anything?
my fellow robots i made veggie pizza today, yummy
whoop de fucking doo ya soft cunt
your special ed teachers must be very proud of you
>>25014693
Who the fuck makes one slice of pizza?
>I'm not going to see the new Star Wars movie
I did it at work and people were asking why but the answer was pretty simple
>I've never watched all episodes because it was always too boring for me
Feels good neckbeard scratchier
>>25014635
>Star Wars is boring m'lady
>>25014571
so youre saying everyone who doesnt feel the need to watch a movie for 12 year olds is a fedora edgelord?
cuck is the greatest word ever
I can literally not stop saying cuck
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ggood thread retard
is it uncensored?
cuck
cuckold
>>25014500
No..
Cuck
Wagecuck
Who /kicked out by parents/ here?
What happened? How's your life today?
Got kicked out at 16 and moved in with my grandparents
Because my grandparents are retired I got a huge student loan and am currently living in a house nicer than my parents until I finish my course which is when i'll probably kill myself
>>25014441
you're a lucky bastard
Dad said if I don't find a job by 17 I'll be goneHe wasn't bluffing
Well now I'm with my Great Uncle who's part of the Free Masons
Good afternoon, wagecuck.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25014350
Im not a wagecuck. I'm a human bean.
>>25014350
>tfw neets will never know what its like to enjoy a job
>tfw neets will never know the feeling of taking pride in your work
>tfw neets will never know how much your coworkers appreciate you
>tfw neets will never know how it feels to earn your living
>tfw neets will never know how fun socialising with our friends at work is
granted i know this is a...
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>>25014350
thisis a load of horse shit, you need to stop making these threads and kill yourself
any robots playing on nostalrius-pvp horde side and want to /feel/ with me?
>>25014316
>nost
On the ally side.. shit brings back so many feels :(
I made a character on there recently but haven't played much yet. Name is in name field.
Long story short
>never used tinder before
>friend convinces me to try it out, "you'll have fun even if nothing comes out of this"
>Download app, create a half-assed profile
>Get matched with numerous great-looking goddesses the very first day
>They are initiating the conversation themselves
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Because you're tall. Why people still think heightism is a meme is beyond me.
Those girls literally, yes literally get wet after even hearing that number.
Second match
Third match
Who here doesn't read books, doesn't watch TV or series, avoid friends, doesn't play vydia... I don't do anything, just browses 4chan...
I don't give a shit about anything anymore, I just want to be alone and browse this fucking shithole while I see this world collapsing
Same thing, only I watch animu for that sweet escapism.
I see what you mean though, everything seems kind of tasteless and I don't really give a fuck about the outside world anymore. Nothing seems worth doing.
Is that depression? Doesn't feel that bad
>>25014175
Nice anon, sounds comfy.
Does it get comfier at Christmas time?
Reading books is the most important thing in life. All the wisdom other people have gathered for you at your disposal. It'll make you smarter, more charismatic, richer and generally a better person.
who else /mouse/
>>25014008
Where is that from? I'm mostly exactly like that although I'm not frail looking and I wear fitting clothes.
>>25014008
Everything there except for physical description. I'm as average as average gets in terms of body shape.I actually used to be pretty fit, but then I was bed ridden for a year and now my shit is just fucked up senpai
>>25014008
Yes, this describes me to a t. Add in abysmal self-esteem and you have a recipe for failure
I would like to know if anyone into really hardcore pleb shit like
hard drugs
fist fist fights
extreme porn
degenerate internet subculture
but at the same time have more refined pursuits like
classic literature
academia
successfully running a science research institution
i.e. take part in a balanced and diverse suite of activities and hobbies
>degenerate internet subculture
I'd like to /r9k/ is the most degenerate among the legal stuff
I don't run a science research institution, obviously, but I have a PhD in mathematics
>>25013960
>Hard drugs - sometimes check
>Fist fights - check
>Degenerate internet subculture... like 4chan? check
Classic literature? My library is mostly classics. Currently working through a compendium of Edgar A. Poe's short stories. Like a lot of Herman Hesse and Voltaire. Haven't really read any books published after the 1950's.
As far as activities and hobbies go, I'm big into music. I can...
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>>25013960
I'm thinking of streaming popular video games like a fucking retard with my wife, and I sit on 4chan a lot, not to mention go to pleb concerts and drink often.
But I really enjoy classical music more than anything, I work independently at a biotech research and development company as a scientist, and find that I dress more conservatively and cleanly than most people.
When will you guys realize that not every girl is attracted to Chad?
Some of us are attracted to quiet guys as long as they turn out to be interesting and caring. I don't even mind if you have autism. Please don't isolate yourselves forever robots.
How do I meet I meet a qt /r9k/ bf IRL?
>b8
Stop trying to give false hope.
>>25013844
I'm not bating. There's a cute guy in my lectures who just sits by himself and seems depressed all the time. I'd go and talk to him but he seems really hostile towards everyone, like he doesn't care about being all by himself. It makes me sad ;__;
We are so fucked up that even if OP's post was real we would not believe it.
We are our own enemy, we are the reason we are robots.
Thread for attractive betas to get tips on how to get grills
Rules to post:
1. Photo of self
2. No pity jerk
3. Photo must be 18+ (no yearbook cheating)
4. Rate at least one other person in your post
>In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
fuck off faggot
>>25013799
ironically taking advice on how to do it is beta,
>>25013799 come on op if you're attractive you're alpha.
(Distant) Anon! *footsteps getting closer* hear door handle turning and door flys open
It's your mom and she starts to yell at you for being on the computer all day and lecture you on life like she always does
What do you do? How do you make the bitch shut up?
I have a 40 hour a week night job. I hate my life but at least my mom leaves me alone. I'm 24.
How old is the average person here.
Listen to your mother you ungrateful fuck. If you wernt so self centered you'd realise that she has your best interests at heart and the pain you're causing her is far worse than what you feel.
> have child
> child is a failure of a human being.
> in the old days they would probably die and you'd have 8 other kids to make up for a couple of failures.
> only have 1 or 2 kids
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>>25013780
>How do you make the bitch shut up?
Don't. Realize that she's is worried about you throwing your life away on the most useless board on the most useless website you can go to on the internet. You know how much effort goes into raising a child? The giving birth alone is already quite an undertaking. She has raised you with certain hopes, not in the sense of you having to make a lot of money, or you becoming famous or something, but you know, you just living a happy life as...
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