>you will never be an uncut European alphamale
If this is the country of the free then why do we even lack a basic human right which every europoorean has?
>>25033465
That caption is fucking disgusting
Also:
>Eurofag
>Alpha
pick one
>>25033465
I suspect this man to be Asian
>>25033512
>on average taller, whiter, leaner and more fit than the average amerioink
>not alpha
who /cant gain weight/ here?
>be apprenticecuck
>eat breakfast and lunch at work and additional bread i got from home
>stuff my face in the evening once I'm home like everyone else
>dont gain weight
>will soon be assemblylinecuck, which means 10 times as much physical exertion as now and no more breakfast break and no more eating bread inbetween so i will eat more than 1000 calories less but work 10 times as hard
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>>25033369
Just eat more red meat and by protien shakes to give you more calories
>>25033529
but those arent very dense in calories yer retard. also protein accelerates ur metabolism. your advice is more suitable for fatasses who tryna los weight.
>protein accelerates ur metabolism
Get your retarded shit out of here.
OP it's literally a numbers game.
>2tbsp coconut oil - 240
>2tbsp peanut butter - 200
>2cup whole milk - 300
>2 scoops of chocolate protein powder - 260
>A shit ton of ice - 0
Enjoy your 1,000 calorie chocolate peanut butter cup smoothie.
Put oil on/in everything. Choose a decent oil like an olive oil or coconut oil. If you drink coffee put heavy cream in it too. More meats, cooked in oils, more vegetables cooked in oils.
Is this his idea of a joke?
why is an hiro so cute
I don't really get it tbqh
is it a game of thrones reference or something?
if it's meaningless and random, then I wonder why you care
you can just hide this message
Sad femanon stories. Liked it last time.
Fuck off Normie or desperate beta who should just fap to porn.
YOU AND TRIPFAGS ARE RUINING /r9k/ STOP GIVING THESE WHORES ATTENTION. THEY HAVE NOT SUFFERED LIKE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS HAVE A GUARANTEED MARRIAGE AND SOMEONE TO GROW OLD AND DIE WITH
One time I couldn't make Chad blow his load in me, so sad :'(
>>25033282
Fuck, this makes me depressed.
let's have robot albums thread
>that foreboding atmosphere
>that "The Body Electric" song about robot
>no need to explain here - just some gay guy singing
>hiden gem
>that title "He thinks he's people"
literally /mu/ the album
According to government statistics 39% of men aged 24 years are virgins. Is this believable?
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf
>Is this believable?
yes desu senpai
>overwhelming majority of virgin men are white
Every fucking time
That seems highly unlikely to me, I look like shit and I'm not a virgin (27 years old).
Stable loving relationships might be unattainable for the common dude, but almost 1 in 2 males being a virgin at 24 ? Doubtful.
>tfw you will NEVER be as Alpha as Mick fucking Jagger
>>25033079
>wearing an 8 year old girls shirt
>alpha
>>25033098
he's wearing an 8 year old girl's shirt and still managed to slay more pussy than you've even heard of son
that sounds like a fucking alpha
>>25033079
>>25033098
>>25033125
Considering Mick Jagger is a fag
and a fag for wearing womens clothes
>replying to yourself to get those (You)s
this is ok right guys? i need some love too
right? i need to make sure
>>25033081
g-guys? anyone there?
>>25033081
Those colors just pack seratonin, it's confirmed. It's why christmas fucks peoples shit up when they see festives.
See, bet your dick got monstrous when the not lit up.
I'm so alpha that I don't try too hard acting like an asshole anymore. In fact I can act effeminate sometimes and I don't even care. Because I can do what I want. So lately I chose to be nice to people, even women. This is what it means to be alpha, you must do what you want, not what your peers expect of you. If you let your peers rule over your life, you are now a step below them. If you want to be an asshole, then be an asshole. If you want to be kind, own that kindness. Be who you want to be, not what others expect of you.
I know this sounds like a...
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>tfw ugly and shy
>tfw crippling anxiety
i can't bee myself
>>25033005
Then you are not an alpha. You are unable to own who you are and to be proud of it.
>>25033043
I know I'm not an alpha
just pointing out its easier for some than others
I went out with a few old normie friends of mine from school.
>They smoke a ton of weed and hash
>They drink a ton of liquor
>They fuck a ton of girls
>They waste a ton of their parent's money
>They get tons of attention
I do none of that stuff robots. I'm the well-mannered person. I never did drugs, never did alcohol, all the time thinking that I'm saving my parent's hard earned money...
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Why don't you start doing some of that stuff, Senpai? :^)
>>25033252
I will never bring myself down to their degenerate levels.
Also, my family grew up poor and even though things are better now, I learned to never waste my money on frivolous things.
Our society is based on consumption, therefore our socialization is also based on consumption.
Socialization is basically a group of individuals reviewing products until they are able to reach a deeper more human level of communication.
Keep this in mind
how does your life measure up to your siblings'?
Pretty good actually. I was at the top of my high school class when I graduated, and now I'm attending a four-year private university on a full-ride scholarship. My brother is just a year younger (my parents married old and had us real quick before my mother became infertile, which might explain our autism), and he's pretty smart too. We both have qt girlfriends, though his relationship is slightly better and has been going on for slightly longer. He's just not as exceptional or attractive as me, but will probably make a decent living as a math major or something,...
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Bro's a chad. Has a 10/10 gf. His fourth gf. Reviews games for living.
Meanwhile i'm studying for my exams, got laid one time and can't get a part-time job, a bit overweight, 8kg more than i should.
>>25032797
MY SISTER IS A FUCKING STACY!
>Just got out of prison
>Felon
>Need to pick a career/occupation
What are some careers a felon can work in?
Self Employed
A lot of low tier shit
>>25032775
>What are some careers a felon can work in?
lol
>>25032788
Currently have an amazon reselling deal, but only making $300 ish a week
>>25032802
I know right, automotive maybe?
Irish Alpha dies of cancer aged 34
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12051055/Michelle-Dockery-grieving-after-fiancee-John-Dineen-dies.html
Look at this guy. He had it all. He was filthy rich, very good looking and alpha, worked as a director for a prestigious Finance company and was dating a beautiful and famous actress. He attended celebrity parties and hob-nobbed with Royalty at private events. Yet despite all his success and the wonderful life he had, he ended up dead at 34, wasting away in agonising pain in a palliative care unit.
I am...
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He enjoyed more in his short life than any of us would in a longer life, so whatever.
>>25032747
He looks kind of short. Maybe he didn't have it all
>>25032873
Was just waiting for the manlet comments
stop right there, whitey. where are the white women?
how can his name be boyega. sounds like ooga booga.
seriously why did they have to make the character black? god fucking dammit. Niggers don't even like star wars
another man of color I see, has whitey shown you his white woman yet?
Lol you're all beta faggots. How does it feel that i could beat any of you up.
I can deadlift 700 lbs and squat 650.
My bench is roughly the weight of your mom, 405 for 25 reps.
BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, MUAY THAI, CRAB MAGA AND KARATE.
I'll fuck every one of you faggots wife/girlfriend/sissytraps one day because
I AM ALPHA
Holy shit dude! I'm not looking for trouble!
>>25032626
My parents are on the verge of throwing me out, can I come live in your beard?
>>25032626
Yes, but fast is your stab?