How is a quiet guy like me supposed to get a gf of 99.999999% of girls only want loud chads?
Getting a gf is not important, stop being a faggot.
>>25034540
No you. normie
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>>25034482
This is hyperbole to the fucking max. I'd say 55% of women want a quiet guy, at least out of the ones i know/knew.
Let's have a vote.
To keep it, post an X.
To get rid of it, post a Y.
Y.
i vote to get rid of this entire board
Robot is such a fucking nigger
Why do you need him? Doesn't prevent low quality posts, just requires them to be longer
Plus it doesn't allow you to post pictures only. What the fuck is up with that?
>>25034465
The robot is the reason this board even exists and it helps decrease the MASSIVE levels of shitposting this board gets
ITT: god tier comfy pics
I need this thread today. Keep them coming.
is this comfy?
>>25034500
this one is im pretty sure
robot-approved books?
>Oblomov
>Murphy
>The Book of Disquiet
>Kokoro
>>25034454
Any Bukowski (especially Ham on rye and Factotum) or Fante books
This is the most robot book I have ever read. Some autists will disagree because the main character has sex
HOW do we fucking compete with this?
>nickel
>not quarter
kek
>>25034448
that is still at least 6.5" around, minimum
literally no girl can resist that
>>25034435
That looks similar to mine tho
T. 18cm
Weird things are happening for a while. And not sure if story is related.
>go on vacation with girlfriend to portugal
>literally the middle of nowhere somewhere in a lone cottage next to lake Albufeira de carragen or something like that, the place has no name and unnamed roads
>vacation goes smoothly untill the end
>noticed a few of rundown abandoned houses at the end of the road. We're the only ones in a house in that place.
>about...
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You better post the shoe picture OP.
>not preparing the whole story in advance
>>25034355
>22:30pm
>tfw comment is too low in content
No Fap general.
anyone here trying it?
How long have you been doing it and what's your experience thus far?
Whenever I stop fapping for a few days I get wet dreams at night so just cum at night, which isn't exactly better than just fapping during the day.
Anyone else has this problem?
I felt like super while on nofap, broke it around 2 weeks ago and never recovered
I feel like shit but I'm too weak to start again
>>25034248
like superman*
>>25034163
A part of me wants to try it...
But I'm just so fucking horny. Along with that I suffer from premature ejaculation, and that's WITH fapping 4+ times a day. I don't even know how.
Is there anyone on here with thinner wrists than me?
Fucking hell. I've got regular wrists but I can't even get my thumb and index finger to touch at all. Do you have very long fingers?
Goals to be honest family
>>25034127
That's my pinky and thumb. My fingers aren't that long. I don't have a ruler though.
>what do you mean I cant go out like this? You're not a SLUT SHAMER, are you?
What do
Motorboat tbqh
say yes i am
>You're not a WHORE, are you?
If you don't have an overbite you're not a robot
>>25034003
I used to, it was the lower jaw though.
GOT EEM
>>25034115
geet out
Am i the only kissless virgin on /r9k/ 2015?
Did all the other kvs leave me behind when all you faggots took over?
>>25033886
>Am i the only kissless virgin on /r9k/ 2015?
I highly doubt it.
>>25033886
Does kissing friends count?
Does kissingmencount?
>Spoony will never look into your eyes lovingly as she holds your beating heart
Why even live...
>Killed a person and ripped out the heart for an attention whoring facebook picture.
>Acquired her position by getting gangbanged by a dozen Chads in high positions.
Just another roastie
THE ULTIMATE WOMAN
THE ULTIMATE ASS
SPOONY...
IS...
ULTIMATE
>>25033701
>that is my fetish
>tfw no coroner or pathologist gf
why even live?
Guys, I may be entering normie status
>INB4 Blog Post
>Friend gets a new girlfriend
>Invites me out to the pub for a couple of drinks
>Not usually the pub type of person
>Go anyway
>Meet up at pub, it's me, my friend, friends gf and gf's friend
>Friend offers to buy us all drinks
>Friends GF and her friend are...
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I swear to fucking god, I'll kill you
>>25033638
>entering
>Friend
>Invites me
>GF's friend suggests
It's not too late,it never was. Stop trying to be part of something you're not, you don't want to be us.
>>25033638
I'm proud of you anon. Rejoice, for you are on the path to a happy little life.
tfw no sad looking girlfriend
I know that fiel for sure.
>>25033604
/r9k/'s infamous face blindness strikes again
was it autism?
>>25033643
whats face blindness
>mfw therapist asks me if I have online friends
D-Do you guys count?
no
robotrobot go fuck yourself robot
Definitely not. Friends would be people who know you and still choose to communicate with you.
>>25033517
Yes, I am your friend!