So Trumpbots, give some good reasons for a leftfag like me to support him.
(I fucking hate shillary cliton by the way).
>>29692481
>he thinks we legitimately fell for the Trump meme
You silly prole, you.
He's going to BUILD A WALL and make some of the BEST DEALS EVER.
>>29692481
Because he's alpha as fuck and more likeable then any of the other canidates.
Anyone else /flea market/?
Maybe I even find an inexpensive, used gf this time.
>>29692447
I go all the time. Just yesterday I went to the Peddler's Mall and a couple of yard sales. My finds
>Final Fantasy VII - Black Label - $6
>Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard - $1
>Old wooden Backgammon set - $5
Sold the Final Fantasy today for $25.
Every Sunday
Got an old Bible for 3 pounds and selling it for 85 on eBay.
Got a camera for 15
Lots of cables and shit
I like browsing, it's like looking into people's houses
Is buying flea market stuff and reselling it on Ebay really that viable? If yes, what should I look for?
I want racebait, cuckbait, and normies too leave
funny image, post moar
They won't.
This board is an irredeemable cesspool.
>>29692322
I as well, it's not that I don't agree with /pol/ on some things, but those blatant bait threads are so devastatingly divisive. I miss when robots got along relatively well instead of being pitted against one another over stupid silly shit such as that.
>used to chew on my shirt sleeve as a kid
Who else?
you must be really bored
>>29692472
somehow I thought it would be a good thread
>>29692313
i used to pull up the piece around my neck and chew on it, so almost
Is there a shittier sandwich than the McFishit? I always imagine some executive laughing at me when I buy this nasty ass, soggy sweet fishy chewy sandwich.
>>29692289
the mcrib
I've literally never seen someone order one of those
>>29692387
i bought one once out of morbid curiosity and all the tartar sauce in the world couldn't redeem that filth
Home alone tomorrow and gf's coming?
Should I jack off tonight or should I hold my nuts until tomorrow? I have premature ejaculation btw.
>>29692283
Shit anon, wish I could jack off the night before, and still cum the next day.
>>29692283
Hold em. And eat pussy tomorrow.
>>29692613
I dunno man, I cum myself even when we kiss.
So what do breasts taste like? Specifically nipples.
Ive always had a interest sucking on some nipples for the longest time. But also kissing the breast itself around the nipple.
Any of you guys have experience with this?
>>29692275
>know I'm not gay because I get a semi by just glancing at the thumbnail
Good day not to be gay
>>29692275
It tastes like skin, the taste isn't the point. It's just fun to do.
lick ur arm
imagine that except soft and supple and it makes you hard to do and it doesn't have a faint aftertaste of week old bbq sauce
>once wrote a poem and posted it online
>random anxiety attacks when I think hiw it could be used to make fun of me
Oh god help me
>>29692210
It's okay, Anon. It might embarrass you, but if you own it, it lessens the blow. If it ever comes up, laugh it off and claim it was a joke or that it wasn't but laugh anyway and make fun of it yourself. Besides all that, the likelihood that it'll be an issue is nil.
post poem bitch boy
>wrote poetry and actually got something published
>have a few copies of the book sitting in a closet somewhere
>too ashamed to tell anyone
>no one will ever know.
Are you prepared to raise another man's child, /r9k/?
Be prepared for a lot of new robots in the future
>>29692199
I ain't raising shit.
Pay my neetbux, Chad, you're my bitch.
>>29692199
lol maybe dont date niggers or hispanics and no one has kids in their early twenties
>go to sleep praying that futa exists when I wake up
>it never happens
I'm going to die never having every hole in my body ravaged by futas. Why live?
why not get fucked by a twinky?
>you'll never bring home a qt girl
>she'll never confess that she's actually a futa
>you'll never comfort her
>you'll never suck every inch of her
>you'll never have hours of sex like in those doujinshis
Why live?
>>29692176
The guy who makes thesew drawings is probably cucked.
you guys know what's, hehe, heh.. what's good for a laugh?
It would take four of you in a row to defeat me. Anything less and I'd just become more powerful.
Pic is me
i'll still pay you to kill me
>>29692112
Hello Will Shilledo, shouldn't you be on /mu/, promoting your new album
>>29692123
ill still let you kill me too
I have to pee every 30 minutes for the last 5 years
>It's not a uti
>It's not bacteria
>It's not diabetes
What the fuck is it? The doctors said nothing is wrong with my bladder and they've shoved cameras up in their.
Check "diabetes insipidus"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_insipidus
You might have a little bit fucked up brain and hormonal balance.
>>29692014
Mild urinary incontinence. Ask for some oxybutnin
>>29692014
GET A FUCKING PROSTATE EXAM
YOU MAY HAVE PROSTATE CANCER YOU SHITHEAD, AND ITS BEEN UNTREATED FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS.
>absent father
>schizoid mother
>have avoidant personality
>live in the middle of nowhere
>everything is 20+ miles away
>no friends
>no car
>no money
>NEET for 5 years
Who else was set up to fail?
Sounds rough my brother.
Do you at least get along with your mother?
Have you considered starting a garden or getting some chickens?
>>29691987
>absent father
>abusive redneck step-father
>bipolar mother
>reclusive personality
>taken from hometown at 8 years old, never see old friends and home ever again
>live in rural state for 10 years, full of christfags and redneck cunts
>move back to homestate after graduating
>still...
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>>29691987
>set up to fail
Make something of yourself. Your situation is and was shitty but that doesn't mean you can't do something in your life.
How do I become a bull?
>white
>5'9
>6.5in dick
>a little muscle definition
>fap a lot, so i know I'm quite potent in bed
>willing to improve
All I want in life is to fuck some pervert's wife while he watches.
>>29691945
>fap a lot, so i know I'm quite potent in bed
>>fap a lot, so i know I'm quite potent in bed
>5'9
>6.5" dick
>a little muscle definition
youll never be a bull. youre too short and your dick/body arent impressive enough.
I forgot to mention I'm a virgin
alright listen up because you've only got one shot at this
pic related is a tier list of all the tranny trips on /lgbt/. they post in a thread called "mtfg" (mtf general) about how much they hate their lives and how much they love cocks. you may pick ONE AND ONLY ONE of them to be your gf.
choose wisely.
>>29691918
also, once a tranny trip has been selected in the thread, NO ONE ELSE MAY CHOOSE THAT TRANNY TRIP
so act fast if you want to get your first choice
pheinechin
she should really be in great tier though.
also have i reached ultimate degeneracy yet? a year ago I would have told you to fuck of with this tranny shit but now I know the wonders of boi puccy.
I want to protect Kiwi and tell her everything's going to be okay.