where do i find a straight bf with a body like this
me but i dont date on stupid shit like that
>>25044763
>where do I find a skinnyfat bf
Toronto, Canada
come get me
You want someone with kleinfelters?
do you think i have cancer? sometimes i have blood in my shit and when i wipe theres blood too
anyway i thought this could/are hemoroids, but now that i think about it had this also 5-6 years ago, im 20 now
What color is the blood
Does it hurt to defecate
>>25044656
You probably have AIDS from all the buttfucking that's making your ass bleed.
For the past month and a half or so I've had the same thing, bowl filled with blood, shit filled with blood, wipe covered in blood, blood drips on to the floor and puddles when I stand up to wipe, it's a mess.
Don't care if I die though.
But you should definitely get checked out. Blood IN your shit means it's a higher up colon issue, which is life threatening. Is the blood on the wipe bright or dark red? Dark means it's definitely a colon/intestinal issue.
You robots have any embarrassing gym stories?
>picked last in class
>girls were picked ahead of you
>even the retarded kid who couldn't even say his name was picked ahead of you
>the only times you weren't last was when they used the 1 2 system for teams
>kid would say "Ah man we got anon"?
>kids on the other team would say they already won just because I was on the...
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Fuck OP you bringing back me back now. I related to every one of then
>>25044615
I actually made it through P.E with no problems. Ended up as #1 for pull-ups, #3 for running, and #2 for push-ups.
It wasn't until after high school the embarrassing stories at gym happened.
>go to gym
>see 3 people from my old high school
>they want me to play basketball with them for even teams
>I get paired with a chubby Asian guy
>I'm a...
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>>25044866
I feel you blackbro I am black too and complete shit in basketball.
I'm here to talk about anything.
>relationship advice
>style advice
>ask me to rate your face or if you have potential
>talk about myself/my experiences
>etc.
what's a socially acceptable way of asking a girl if she has a boyfriend
>>25044623
In short, you don't.
Asking, in any way, is like trying to get permission to make a move. Remember that as a man, you want to make it known that you don't need permission. You like something, you get it. (At least, this is the persona you want to portray)
I'm not saying you should go up to this girl and say "let's date". That's dumb. Instead, ask for her number. If she asks you why you want it, then this is a shit test and is a whole other topic, but if she does give...
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>>25044823
sound advice man, ill keep it in mind
Have you ever watched someone die in real life?
what anime is this from
she's qt
Some stupid roasti jumped off a bridge down to a driveway I was driving at. Didn't hit my car. Fell toa ground 30-50 meters before me.
Meh.. shit happens
Yes, I'm watching myself die, very slowly.
>haven't showered in ?? days
>notice a smell on me besides sweaty armpits
>smell hair
>smells like cigarette smoke
>I haven't smoked a cigarette since last year
who /smelly/ here?
I dont understand not wanting to shower
I always smell like bread dough at the end of the day, my armpits end up smelling like it when they're all sweaty.
Not sure what this means.
>>25044568
>uncut
>slide finger around inside of foreskin
>that glorious scent
cutfags will never know this feel
Some days, some nights
Some Iive, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bIeed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battIecry
expected an umaru gif, not this gay shit
>>25044504
Nigga get the fuck off my board. Champloo is godtier
>>25044487
Thanks doc
Fuubloxx
>tfw 18 year old kissless virgin
All my friends are getting laid except me.
>>25044389
better kill yourself
>18 year old
Come back in 10 years normie
>>25044389
>18 year old
>2000 born kids in my forum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw still sit at the kids table during thanksgiving / christmas
hahah
original cuckment
why is that a bad thing? kids table is comfy
I wish I could sit at the kids table. Adults are boring. Always a competition to one up each other. The conversations are trivial and superficial. I always have the most fun playing with the kiddies at parties. They are so happy to have an adult give them some attention.
MGTOW advice for robots. Let's do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoh8DKGnCGw
>>25044354
I don't consider myself MGTOW. I like how it unfolds female nature; I'm also gaining interest in human general behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1YucBzi034
>MGTOW
>Not NO MA'AM
>born with a terrible facial disfigurementdon't ask what it is because I won't tell you, you'd probably be able to Google my identity if I told you. It's that bad.
>never fit in because of how horrible my face looks
>kids at school make fun of me
>get picked last in gym all the time
>no girlfriend ever
>no friends ever
>other students...
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I'm sorry anon. It's lonely out there. Be strong if you can.
>>25044201
what is your terrible facial disfigurement senpai? youre cool now so you can tell us
>>25044201
i want to cuddle with judy hoppes
>Tfw my dick is about the size of a bullet
>>25044000
You'll always have trips.
How are you not dead yet
>>25044000
Original comment required.
ayy lmao
Almost bed time, wagecuck. It's time to take your doctor prescribed sleep aid so you can give it plenty of time to kick in. That way, you get plenty of rest for your big day of slavery tomorrow.
>>25043952
thanks for reminding me to take bendril, makes me fall asleep fast
>>25043970
>not Ambien
Tickety tockety
Whats that sound?
I've not left the house in one year, AMA.
Do you notice when it's winter / summer based on how cold in the house it is?
>>25044148
No I've got a heater in my room so I'm cosy 24/7
what's causing you to stay inside?
Give me a reason why I shouldn't look her up and see how she's doing?
It hurts robots, why must we feel this feel?
Went to see my ex after three years bc I was lonely. She's still the same bitch who cheated on me. Don't do it.
>these feels will stay with you
Nobody? Okay. Guess I'll go look her up then and I'll an hero when I see her.
>>25043668
tfw anon kun doesnt even look at your post.