How can you earn money online? I'm not talking about making a living from it, but at least earning some bucks.
Manufactured Spending
i will say no more
Freelance programming
Freelance translation
buy cheap crap from the Chinese and sell it on amazon. you'll have to find something that you can make a profit on
RIP normies
Yeah, medical tech has to advance really fast or we're fucked.
We're facing an overpopulation problem.
>>29990653
This is great, maybe now more whores will actually pay for their behavior.
GG degenerates
>Sister convinces me to finally get out of my shell
>Sister is fairly attractive
>Annoying, bubbly personality
>"Anon, just go to the beach with the family and I, you look like you need a tan anyway lol"
>Decide I need to finally confront my robot personality and just do it.
>Go to the beach with my sister.
>Think we can get some bonding time to just...
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post pics of sister... for revenge
>>29990621
OP here
tldr; went with the family to hang out at the beach, sister leaves me hanging for 3 hours to party with Chads
>>29990645
this. it will help your accept the fact that your sister is a normie slut
>Year 2020
>Pokemon Go has taken over the world
>World is segregated into 4 groups
>Valor, Instinct, Mystic, and Digimon fags.
>Everyone hates Digimon Fags
>Be team Instinct
>See Cute 3.14 trainer at bar
>Sit next to her
>She looks at me
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>>29990405
the fuck up outa here wit dis normie bullshit nigga
>be 33
>saw media reports of pokemon go
>downloaded app
>caught a pokemon in my bedroom
>app said all other pokemon are outside
>deleted app
>when you're with some "friends" playing pokemon near the pokestop at the park late at night but its near a tennis court and theres two faggots hitting the ball back and forth shouting "come on", "what", like their lives depends on it.
Fucking embarrassing. Why are tennis players so obnoxious?
anyone /night walk/ here?
I went on one last night and it was amazing.... the streets were so quiet... I could almost pretend that I was the only one alive..... it was peaceful....
I left at 3:00am and arrived at my local town center at around 4:00am and just sat at a bus stop and smoked a cigarette just as the night sky was beginning to break.... nobody was around except for me... then I walked back though the shopping area past all of the closed shops and headed home and arrived at around 5:30am and went to bed.
I love night walks, so comfy.
>>29990393
It's not safe doing that around here, too many chads joyriding at night.
Fucking love night walking, ive been doing it 4 or 5 times a week for many years now, to be honest i dont know what id do without it
>>29990417
How is it not safe. If a Chad tried hollering something at me from his car I'd open fire at him with my Glock 47.
Hey guys, Donald here. Did you see my vp announcement on tv today? what did you think about it bros?
if only elections mattered
>>29989477
You're going to lose either way.
>>29989477
If this dumbass actually wins Americlaps will confirm themselves as the stupidest country on earth.
All of you "robots" are just low life losers who make excuses about your sorry lives because you are too lazy to do anything about it.
>You blame Chad
>You blame Stacy
>You blame society
>You blame black people
>You blame mexicans
>You blame muslims
>You blame liberals
You all blame everyone but yourselves. I work in the restaurant...
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>>29988213
I know it's my fault I don't have a gf. So fuck off already and get your own grandkids.
Ok.... i gave up a long time ago
>>29988213
He probably has lots of money.
>captcha says "select all images with street signs"
>entire image is of a street sign
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU CAPTCHA
Just refresh the captcha
>select all sandwiches
>only see hamburgers
>>29970146
>press on pics
>they disappear
It's like a sign from above telling me not to post.
Post anything cringe-y or sad that happened to you recently.
>tired
>thought I had a pimple on my cheek
>try to lance it with a needle
>needle goes through my entire cheek and almost also into my gums
>it was a mosquito bite
JUST
>>29966748
>oneitis comes back from vacation in another country
>comes to my house and starts crying
>ask her why
>apparently during her last week there she met some Chad on Tinder and spent the next 6 days fucking him
>in her own words she now has a "crush" on him
>spends the next two hours clinging to me and sobbing because she...
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I told my psychologist about hearing voices and they're going to do a screening for schizophrenia.
Either, I'll be outed as a liar or sociopathic manipulator, or they'll put me on antipsychotics or even take me to a mental asylum.
Preferably none of those things.
>>29966748
>family meeting, around 15-20 people
>all sit around one table
>normie cousin asks: "what are your future plans, anon?"
>tfw NEET with no plans
>everyone goes silent and starts looking at me
>autism kicks in
>choke up, voice cracks and stutters, sound like a pre-teen boy, despite being 20 y/o, never make eye contact or sense in what i'm saying
>"that's nice anon..."
>no one talks to me again
stop forcing me to go to these you fucking normalfags
Didn't see one in the catalog, can we have one of these threads? Let's get to know each other robots
Sure, dude.
Here is some oregano
I just made this on /soc/ god know why I was even on /soc/. But fuck it, I'm drunk.
Let's go thenGod I'm such a nigger sometimes
>>29912163
I like the effort you put in those drawings. The choice for comedian is kind of retarded tho.
+ ITCOCK, + Bowie, ++Bronson, ++ Fear and Loathing, +++ I Saw the Devil
Trying to do no fap but I cant stop thinking about shemale and their juicy cocks.
What should I do? I'm on Day 2.
Train your boi pussy for those shemale cocks. It doesn't count as fapping if you don't touch your penis.
>>29990794
You just gave me an idea, I think I need to order a chastity cage.
It'll only work if you give someone else the key
I think green or brown.
>>29990549
you have beta eyes
>>29990549
They're "Kill yourself" coloured you nigger
>>29990549
Looks greenish desu
This is your sister and her boyfriend. You're filming from inside your apartment. What do you do?
>>29990449
Thank him for putting the stupid bitch in her place.
>>29990449
I let her live with the consequences of her actions, and resume playing games on Steam in my comy room.
probably tell her she deserved it
Richfag here... Any robot girls want to move in with me? You'll never have to get a job and can watch all the anime/movies you want all day on the comfiest of couches.
All I ask is for you to cook the occasional meal for me and swallow my cum whenever I want.
Prepare for a whole load of bait kind sir
>implying she won't force you to marry her, then divorce you and accuse you of rape
any woman who would agree to such a deal nowadays is in it solely to fuck you over
>>29990424
Its not /soc/ you fucking faggot
>tfw all I truly want is a friend
>tfw I can't even have internet friends
how can it be possible?
>>29990352
(You)
I'll be your internet friend, anon. We can talk to eachother, tell eachother about our day, listen to eachother's worries and frustrations, and stand around in awkward silence for a while.
Exact same situation here.
Guess I'm just socially incapable/fucking mentally damaged from the years of not having a real friend/being socially isolated.
tried having an internet friend
they kind of sperged out and went mental on me and I abandoned ship, oh well back to alone-town.