ITT: Encounters with ""fembots"" aka roasties
>normally avoided giving attention to any female posters but ended up exchanging emails with one once
>sent lengthy emails (around 600-1200 words each) back and forth for a while
>she's actually pretty cool and we're having an engaging conversation
>i send another email
>no response
>2 weeks passComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can we see your conversations please (o).(o)
>>25045579
for wat purpose
>>25045534
Sure
>be fembot
>email someone back and forth
>one day they stop responding
>was trying to keep off the pressure and just have chill conversations
>don't send a follow up because I don't want to appear desperate
>the end
is it gay when your dicks touch? my friend wants to know.
>>25044927
The fuck is with that dick on the right
>>25044927
that dick looks like pigs in a blanket
it's only gay if you want it do be, so yeah ;)))))))
>tfw 4chan ruined star wars for me
>caring at all
Psh fucking normie.
>tfw JJ ruined star wars for all of us
fixed it senpai
>>25044542
george lucas did that years ago
I think we need a drug thread.
What have you been smoking/sniffing/popping/huffing/plugging/IMing/mainlining lately?
>>25044178
Smoked some weed the other day. My brother gave me a joint, we smoked it, then my mom tells us that we're heading to ihop. That was the best goddamn ihop I have ever had, but it was tough acting like I wasn't high in front of my mom. I don't think she could tell but I'm not sure.
Any robots a fan of 2CE? I've been snorting some lately, gives you a real nice trip.
DXM too and of course weed
Can't smoke weed anymore because to trade freedom for being a wagecuck who makes pretty good money but I do have some pretty good acid which doesn't stay in your system long enough to waste a drug test on.
Hoffman's bike ride paper
Why are you all so fucked up?
Did your parents never love you?
Give me some feel greentext.
>be me
>parents at work
>take cactus from living room
>forcefully shove it up my ass
>parents walk in on me cleaning up the blood
>tell them I'm an edgy cutting faggot
>mom died in march
>2 dogs died in July
>still no gf
>about 4 in flaccid, 6 in erect
>senior year of high school
>always been a forever alone loser, really want to change my life for the better
>finally man up
>ask kind of cute but dorky shy girl out to prom one day in science class
>she smiles and actually says yes
>feel absolutely amazing, like I'm really starting to turn my life around and become a manComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is Buddhism the most normie thing out there? I seriously don't fucking get it and I don't know why you NEETs like it so much too, it tries to take the fun out of life to where you just sit around all day meditating which doesn't do anything
>be atheist
>kind of have becoming fucking weird since turning vegetarian
>look into Buddhism
>ya know this looks kind of nice
>"can't drink alcohol"
>Eh nvm
>>25040755
as opposed to sitting around all day jacking off to hentai and shitposting?
>where you just sit around all day meditating which doesn't do anything
Yes goy, meditation is totally useless. Spend all of your time watching porn and anime instead.
>living with mommy and daddy past the age of 18
What's wrong with Millennials? Are you really this pathetic /r9k/? Why don't you commit sudoku?
>re-repost
>faggot
>>25040280
>Being a worthless millennial neet
>Not answering the question
>>25040222
8/10 guaranteed replies, picture will aggravate
How does this make you feel femanons? Do you want babies of your own?
"Fembots" real
Trying to get Normie women to post in your thread because your so desperate for roasty vagina when you can easily go and fap to porn
>>25033060
getting pregnant is not a difficult task.
>>25033060
Certainly not for like the next 15 years if ever...
>that guy who gets insecure and defensive about how 'big words don't make you smart' when someone uses a run of the mill SAT vocabulary word.
>>25032427
>those guys who are so butthurt over their neet inferiority complex they make MUlTILPE threads a day
Literally how rectally ruined can you be
>that guy that goes around telling people to go back to /b/ for no real reason
>that guy who always talks about just-world fallacy
>that guy who is obviously from sluthate
What's it like to love someone and have them love you back? I've never felt it.
nerve wracking. because even though you're both in love the other person could change their mind at any minute. and leave you.
It's like the warmth of a flame
Had it, was terrific. Then she changed her mind and fucked with my self esteem. Not worth the hassle most of the time
These hoes ain't loyal
what does /r9k/ think of the cartoon and couple?
tell me about its subliminar messages
Fuck off /co/
>>25049840
I'm /pol/, and white
>>25049878
Quit watching shit cartoons then.
Why do I always contract oneitis so hard?
I think I should stick to 2D.
>>25049795
youre not redpilled enough
you need to realize that the girl isnt the prize
women are a chore but you dont see them as that yet
you see them as kawaii desu
you probably have in your mind some disney movie relationship fantasy
it doesnt exist
you have to (p)improve yourself
when thats done the girls will come to you and you won't even WANT THEM BACK
saged
>>25049821
Yeah looking back the girls I contract oneitis for aren't very special or good looking.
Just desperate for love since I'm a KHV at fucking 25.
Atleast I'm working my way to an engineering degree and I've been improving my confidence.
Women are fucking crazy.
>>25049795
It's ok to have one don't listen to. >>25049821
You can tell he's a hurt creature that had his heart torn up. But both you and him must know that this is a different person with different opportunities. Be patient with her. Find if you guys have things in common. If it's fated to be then it will happen. Don't give up op stay determined.
Translation: What happened to daddys little girl? Are you all grown up now? Adult? Wha- When...? How...?
>It's my birthday today
>I moved out over a year ago, don't really visit that often because it's really far away, I'm a poor university student (muh free education) and everytime I do I get in fights with my mom for bullshit reasons
>mom is partly reason I chose a campus so far away
>I really miss dad though
What...
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>>25049731
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>>25049779
Parents live there, not me
>>25049731
What kind of fights do you get in with your mom?
Do you still text or send your dad thoughtful messages?
There is often threads about people who drink and do drugs and people who don't drink and such. But is there anyone who wants to smoke/drink/do drugs yet they don't? Why not? What's preventing you?
Shitty alcoholic parenting
>>25049719
Work at the moment
I want to drink but my body can't handle it any more. Other drugs I'm avioding coz I might like them too much, amps, coke, opis. I stick to weed and psychedelics which seem relatively harmless.
who /cold as fuck/ here?
I love it, I leave my window open at night when it goes down to -10 C, I love waking up under a big pile of blankets to fresh, crisp air and seeing my breath fog
>>25049703
yeah and then the struggle of leaving bed becomes hard
>skinny
>room has no insulation
>outside temps in the low 40s now
bring back summer please