What's your ideal partner like, /r9k/?
I have to say I'd like a sweet, girly, feminine, and truly kind hearted, caring girl. One who loves all animals and really enjoys being around kids. You know, the type of girl who gets all excited and "awws" over pictures of babies, and just has to hold a baby whenever someone has one. The kind of girl who laughs and smiles around all sorts of small children and wants to have heaps herself.
A girl who really wants to be a mother and housewife, and enjoys wearing dresses and doing girly things, and one...
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She only exists in 2d
emma
>modestl/practical fashion
>braided natural hair
>dimples
>/fit/
>artistic
>leftist
>>29693149
so boring why don't you guys want something more interesting than some normie retard
All for one and one for all
>>29693105
I guess you're all out with your gf's.
Need a flag change desu
That and change the national anthem too
>>29693546
>implying that the Empire is at an end
no thanks
>you are so cool anon
>you have great test in music
>you dress so nice
>they told me you are great at sex
And I get rejected for a hipster
mustache and a faggot ass haircut who just discovered Dark Side of The Moon while high two weeks
later.
Years mocking /r9k/ and trying to help anons and here I am. I blame only my self.
Fuck my life, I'm drunk and I want to die.
>>29693090
>>they told me you are great at sex
lmfao
>>29693192
Yeah anon I know, fuck my life
I'm on a foreing country, my only contact here fucking dumped me for a hipster faggot.
Sadness covers me like a blanket.
Tuck me in, let me die
>>29693090
Fight him, anon!
Don't let yourself be defeated so easily. Teach that hipster faggot a lesson and man the fuck up.
> You reach the age of 80
> Your nephew asks you how was your life growing up
What would you say?
Just be yourself kiddo
>>29693095
Underrated comment here phamilam
wow I just realized I've been on r9k for 10 hours straight
I'd tell him to kill himself because it only gets worse
There is no such thing as having good taste in music.
If there was such a thing, people would be able to post their entire library without someone calling them a pleb or insulting their taste in music.
Stop posting this shit dude.
I've seen your posts. I'm here all the fucking time. You are shitting up /r9k/.
>>29693043
It's a known fact that this here is an original comment you pleb.
>>29693043
fukken saved
savedbl0cks
Is Netflix a requirement if you want to get laid? Do torrents really turn grills off?
99.9999999999% of women main concern is getting a man's resources, if you torrent it implies you're not willing to spend money on her, instant dry pussy even if you are the Chaddiest guy on Earth
>>29693028
spoiled bitch, op should've raped her.
I got netflix for me and my girl because we were in a ldr. She dumped me the next day.
I first heard the mourning dove's coo in a computer game. "Crypt Worlds: Your Darkest Desires" it was called, and in it you wandered around a 3D world full of grainy sprites and JPEG characters. And as you would walk through the solid forest texture pathway, in the distance, the coo of a mourning dove playing on soundtrack loop. And playing that game, that was the first time I heard it. But I did not know it was a mourning dove at the time.
The second time I heard the mourning dove's coo was in front of the theater department. It was the morning, I...
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http://youtu.be/7oNljd7R1f8
>>29693010
Nice prose, OP.
>>29693010
I like the this story
Point out differences between you and normie kids:
>never liked stepping in puddles
>never liked throwing colors on other kids skin or laughed at it
>never liked pillow fights
>never liked food fights
>never asked for chunks of other's people food because it wasn't my food
>never ran around like a retard in public places
>never asked girls out
>never had real friends
>was raped
commente originale
>>29692995
>cringed at the words stinky and fart and when kids laughed at farting or burping
Would you date a girl from r9k?
Why/why not?Think carefully about your answer
all the girls here seem extremely fucked in the head
then again all my friends are bipolar and I'm an aspie so sure why not
fuck no because Im sure they are just as fucked up as me and have nothing to offer as well
nothing plus nothing equals nothing
>>29692978
No
They're dumb
so out of all the people i meet, id say 5 out of 10 people are worth talking to.
out of those 5 usually 2 of those people turn out to actually be assholes
and the remaining 3 people usually stop talking to me after some time and forget I even exist
>why live
>>29692956
it's a hard lesson to learn: assholes make up a significant proportion of the population, and they make the world miserable for everyone.
it's true
it's why I'm confused when people say you can't be picky when trying to get a gf/bf
like isn't it common knowledge 90% of people are complete fuckheads?
>>29692986
Normie mass genocide when
>Jesus Christ. I'm 26.
>All the people I graduated with,
>All have kids,
>All have wives,
>All have people who care if they come home at night.
>Well, Jesus Christ, did I fuck up?
>>29692948
You're still a kid. You could meet a nice 24-year-old girl next week and form a lifelong relationship.
Don't wait until you're in your 40's (like me). THAT'S the point where you're doomed and relationships simply aren't an option anymore.
>>29693378
Eh, some women are desperate and don't care about your age so long as you have a job. But, honestly, who the fuck wants a parasite like that? You're better off alone, or in the company of robots.
>>29692948
Same deal. Most of them married young, right out of the gates at HS. It was a stupid move on their part and most of them are probably miserable. No freedom, the wife can't cook for shit, the kids scream and cry and are pains in...
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>>29692948
>Jesus Christ. I'm 26
truly?
>All the people I graduated with have kids, wives
truly? and how many of them are happy? how many of them go home to fight and be scoffed at by their wives who dont love them and or have cheated on them
how many of them wish they were still bachelors and or that they had financial freedom of not having kids
how many in the coming years will get divorced, lose their kids and have to pay...
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who /threadkiller/ here?
I just post in a healthy thread and it dies, no one replies to my post, even though I put time into writing it and replying to previous posters. The thread eventually 404s a few hours later
>tfw always feel like its your fault, even though nobodys gunna read your post and decide not to post anymore
>tfw paranoia makes me feel that way
poor roach, little did you know I caused that feel.
>>29692923
wew fucking lad
but I take pride in being a /threadkiller/ because I usually shitpost anyway
>>29693050
>tripfag
you are the roach
>Go to a job interview
>pic related is doing your interview
How do act so you don't look like a splerg or autist
>>29692911
I mask my social ineptitude with politeness.
I'm actually better at talking to women than men.
For instance, if I'm with a bunch of girls I feel relaxed and it's easy to talk to them.
If there's one guy in the group, I feel uncomfortable and sperg out.
If it's a group of guys, I go full autism.
My voice actually gets higher when I talk around men, and deeper around women.
I think it's probably because I got an inferiority complex.
>>29692911
The same way I would act in any other interview. I'm not sure why a hot woman interviewer would change things for you, I understand it in your personal social life (lol) though.
Actual answer though is that there isn't any simple specific ways to act, just act generally normal and professional.
>Get out anon!! Cant you see im changing?!
What do?
relly loved this gif <3
>>29693366
yeah. i hope he does more animations.
>>29692902
organizee lynching for 4pm
Ok so i see countless threads on here about
>tfwnoqttrapgf
well i have one and i will share some hints and tips to make it work. But firstly i'll clear a few things up.
>no i will not show any proof of us for privacy reasons
>inb4 fag etc etc
This thread is for people who are genuinly interested to get a trap or should i say trans gf for a partner.
Now lets clear a few things up there is a big difference between "trap" and "trans"....
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The difference between Western trans culture and eastern is pretty fucking huge. Many of the trans girls in america/europe etc are probably going to be hardcore SJW assholes and its simply not worth the time. Plus it requires more from them to pass properly too.
>i met a trans chick from South America or South East Asia
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN Cowboy! Seriously slow the fuck down or else you will find your self in some deep heavy shit. A large majority of the trans girls from these areas WILL work in the sex industry and if you want to get...
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>>29692898
>its literally the same as meeting a regular woman elsewhere
>implying robots have any clue how to meet regular women
Found the fatal flaw in your plan.
>>29692982
you dont understand the question. I meant you treat them the same and dont give them any special treatment cause they are trans. They will like it more and yes i'm aware nobody knows how to do it here but i'm hoping the few that do will take note of this.