https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3x5a6t/starfleet_grandma_christmas_sweater/
>be old lady, minding your own business
>this cunt snaps a pic of you
>posts it on reddit
What do you make of this, /r9k/? You cannot even go out shopping nowadays without some stupid bitch taking pictures of you and posting it to reddit for millions to see and laugh at you. I bet this woman doesn't even know that thousands on the internet right now are talking about the fact that she looks...
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end your life, retard
>>25058579
Lick my balls, normalshit
>>25058546
thanks for the epic reddit post bro :)
So, which one is it going to be?
I like making these things.
NZT-48.
I'll use 19 pills to get rich, buy a lab and make them find out how to make more pills with the last one.
Time crystals, anything else and you're a cuck
>>25058510
Money. Always take the money
Big dick anons, why don't you have sex?
You are wasting your big penis.
>>25058163
what is considered big?
>>25058439
anything over 6x6
>>25058503
6 and 6 what?
inches?
>you just have wild crazy sex with all these blonde goddesses
Be honest robots. Will you still hate your lives and wish you die after this?
Yes. I don't care about sex, I want to know someone loves me and to cuddle.
>>25058031
dude, that's fucking GAAAAAY
LE NEW WORLD ORDER FAICE
They would probably tower me and make me want to end myself on the spot. So, yes.
I had sex for the first time today, with a girl who was also a virgin.
It felt pretty nice but my penis is really small so there wasn't much tightness. She loved it even so, moaned all the way through and was all over me at the end.
I didn't come though. My years of being a robot and repetitive masturbation have made me desensitized and I don't know how I can come from having sex with her if I carry on this lifestyle.
So I am fully quitting the robot lifestyle. I have weaned myself far enough and it ends for good now.
TL;DR I want to stop fapping,...
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Ran into a similar problem when I started having sex and you don't have to stop fapping just don't do it as often like 2 times a week should help. Also don't death grip it.
You got cuck genes, learn to eat pussy mi familia
Did you using a condom? If you did get the ultra-thin versions. You can feel her better.
Relax man, it is okay you didn't finish. It was your first time so you were most likely nervous.
Why don't you become a Taxi Driver?
>No qualifications needed
>Choose your own working hours
>Can keep your sedentary lifestyle
>Good practice for talking to people to improve your social skills
>Paralytic young club sluts there to be taken advantage of
Admit it, you're basically Travis Bickle already. You are completely alone, you hate society, women and niggers, you can't get laid for...
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My uncle is a taxi driver in UK, he frequently gets knives pulled on him. It's dangerous shit. I'm a peaceful NEET.
I don't know my way around this city and uber is taking over
>implying any of these aspies have drivers licenses
What's the difference between:
>a perpetually failed normie
>a cyborg
>a robot
>a regular normie
I see these terms used often but they have no universal definition for some reason
there are no cyborgs
>hurr durr I fuck women but sometimes I'm sad so I belong here
fuck off normie
Anyone who uses the word normie instead of normalfag is a normalfag
Either you're a normie or you aren't and google what normie means.
What's /r9k/s opinion on this?
Exploitative crap
I literally have no opinion, I am neither angered nor amused
is that legal?
ALL I WANT IS A 5/10 GF IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is that incest-fu?
Go home steven...
I just want a greasy neet geef to have tons of smelly neetsex in our neet cabin
I want to fucking slice degenerate faggots up
I will kill them all
why do you care what other people do?
>>25057662
Why do normies say this. 10 years ago everyone hated gays.
I will kill all of those who are gay and support then
Number 1 rule of being a legend is that you don't discriminate, faggot
1)while NO_GF
2)talk to girls
3)if girl doesn't like you repeat (2) until gf found
its literally that simple, robots. Whats stopping you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
Lack of confidence and self esteem...
>>25058152
Same for me.
>I can't tell her how I feel guy
life story right there tbqh family
Living in a rural town is the most depressing shit ever
>Barely any jobs above minimum wage
>Walking takes forever
>Almost no places to go for fun
>Finding new people to talk to is nearly impossible
How do people survive in these towns without an hero-ing themselves? I've been living in one for barely 19 years and I desperately want to move to a bigger town.
Anybody else living in a shitty small? Do you plan on leaving?
>>25057567
I would rather be homeless in NYC then live like this m80
>>25057567
If you had grown up in a big city, this would be your dream life.
Grass always greener, I suppose. I'd love to live in a town like that.
>>25057567
When you get older that opinion will change. Use your time to learn a skill.
But I'm hungry and also trying to lose weight. What's the healthiest delivery option I can order?
Answer me faggots or I swear to fuck
You are the fuck, we dont even know what options you have. Go for greens and lean meat.
>>25057541
Live in small town really only have the basic chain options
Don't call me a fuck I'm just hungry :(
>>25057509
What is the significance of this picture?
You robots have no excuse. This guy is a fat spotty fuck but hes a total badass guitarist and is banging an 8/10 chick. Why? Because hes made something of himself. Thats all you need to do robots. Rather than spending your hours on this shitty board, go and learn a skill and dedicate your time to mastering it. His name is Marcus King if you want to know.
Post pics of his gf
Also, reeee
>>25057504
Because you can't just pick up a guitar, learn Stairway and expect bitches to be crawling on you. Most people attempting to pick up hobbies don't genuinely have the passion for it and are in it for other reasons. This is how you become a poser
he's cute and has thicker hair than me
>bought a mug for my therapist that says "worlds best counsellor"
>spell counsellor wrong
>>25057501
I bet he had a giggle
>>25057501
why did you bught your therapist a gift?
do you feel he realy helped you?
psychologist is pretty not helping at all, There are better professionals then psychologist
>>25057501
who is this flat-faced 6head