BIG ROUND MUSCLE ASSES ON MEN = BIG COCK.
CONFIRMED
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus
YOUR FACE WHEN BIG ROUND MUSCLE ASS CHAD
>> Parents nigerian
>> Have a butt that I've been trying to lose, but it seems to be where I store fat (I have visible abs so I know I'm not too high in BF)
>> Have an 8x5.5 penis
I guess it's true?
>>25069788
its true breh. we found the big dick male formula.
>>25069736
>Nobody in the study was over 8 inches
Fucking dicklets kek
Anyone else have a hot cousin?
>be me at home during the summer
>family's coming to visit... Im going to lose my room because they use it as a guest room
>I hate relatives, theyre loud and annoying, and I have an OCD where I cant have other people use the same shower as I do or I need to clean it before they use it.
>My bathroom gets chosen to be the guest bathroom
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>>25069559
Whoops, my OCD is that I need to clean the shower before I use it. Not them.
>>25069559
jesus, at least make your stupid story halfway believable. its not even close.
>>25069597
Shes into incest. Made out with my other cousin while his sister was sleeping on the ground in the bed next to theirs.
>tfw trying not to be a fatass and sipping a mixed drink of rum and water instead of my usual rum and coke
Who else /healthychoices/ here?
>>25069407
>rum
>healthy
>>25069425
Ah fuck off a little bit of liquor is fine.
>>25069425
>am not OP
The comparison is coke and water.
Go back to le'ddit
>I had a very bad experience with a man this weekend, and it made me think back to similar times I've been mistreated. I jotted a few of them down. It seems to me everytime something like this happens, people's advice is the same: Don't go home with a man, Don't have sex with a man you don't know well, Don't be naive enough to trust a man you do know well, etc. Then there's always "Oh well you were looking for sex, you should've known this is the way it goes" and "If you didn't expect to be treated this way, you shouldn't have put yourself out there/been so easy."
>It seems women are always asked to modify their actions, but men are never held accountable for theirs.
>This seems to me to be endemic of our society, and more and more I'm begining to think "hook-up culture" is just another word for rape culture. It's the Idea of consenting sex, the idea that women are going along with it and enjoying it just as much as the man, but really it provides an excuse for some men to get away with taking advantage of/degrading sexual women without being held responsible. It's the idea that when a woman consents to sex, she's consenting to it any which way, and being treated like a piece of meat is just part of the package she's agreed to. How can we change things, without keeping our pussies closed? I've had some truly wonderful and reciprocal experiences, they weren't all like this, but emotionally the bad ones overpower and taint the good ones.
Full article: http://pastebin.com/MCtzSeTC
>>25069047
People who give themselves these labels and complain loudly probably don't qualify for any of them.
Stopped at the subject cause I already don't believe a word you're saying lol
>we want to be sluts, but not treated like sluts
>You can't change yourself!
>Don't even try it!
>Just settle down and accept being a cuckold for society, goy!
Why are there some people who think that you can't change? That you can't get better?
A lot of people here don't see the point in improving.
We look at normalfags in bewilderment while wondering why they do the things they do for so little reward.
Plenty of us are too autistic to change. You can't cure autism.
I'm not really sure what you're angry about either.
>>25069035
>>You can't change yourself!
>>Don't even try it!
>>Just settle down and accept being a cuckold for society, goy!
I always thought these were two different camps, with the first being the autists who failed to develop social skills normally and now, since these skills can't be developed alone, are pretty much doomed unless someone puts tremendous effort into personally helping them. The...
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>>25069035
Believe me
For some of us, things can't improve(Barring some miracle like winning the lottery or similar). Suicide is our way out.
>walking through university parking lot
>see couple arguing
>guy grabs girl by the arm, struggle ensues
>girl: "you're hurting me!"
>dude stops when he sees me walk by
>girl stares on with a look of desperation
>don't care, keep walking (like a boss)
>go home, order pizza
>ALPHA...
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>>25068759
You did a great job. The only thing I would add is making it more deliberate that you knew exactly what was happening. But still a great job.
In all seriousness girl probably told the guy to fulfil her rape fetish. Unless I heard a girl ACTUALLY screaming out in pain and fear I wouldn't do anything either
>not saying "UH OH TROUBLE IN PARADISE"
this is chad bingo time
>>25068654
I have
>not a Virgin
That is all.
Does the group sport thing count if it wasn't a school team?
>>25068654
fuck mane i think you over did it
>Driving
arpjbgpruiqbnrfe
>driving late at night
>get to sing as loud as I fucking want
>realize years of never having to use my voice much means I can't really even raise my voice that loud unless it's full on screaming
iktfb
Takes time
Just focus on staying in your lane and watching your speed
It took me 5 tries to pass my driver's test
>>25068608
I've been driving since I was 16 (22 now) and I still can't stand it. It still scares the shit out of me. I've never gotten a ticket, never gotten into an accident. And yet every time I drive I feel like I'm one slip up away from my life changing forever.
What I hate is when I have to take a left turn at a light with no left turn signal, and the cars behind you keep on honking and rushing you.
Who here /racistinpublic/
>joke loudly with my dad and his friends about sand niggers and niggers in resteraunt
>brother says nigger in public all the time
>small town with like 7 blacks so no one cares
>everyone's republican and daily hear people say fuckin sand niggers
I actually enjoy living in this small backwoods town. Feel gud to not have to filter
wouldnt say in the big city? are you afraid of coons you fucking pussy?
>>25068674
Uh....yes
>>25068563
>being legitimately terrified of black people
Embarrassing.
How often are you black people called "nigger" in RL?
they call eachother that like 100 times a day
>>25068593
youre talking about "nigga" you sperg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWtlaQ3G4Eg
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw I genuinely enjoy my job
I get paid $20 / hour to hang out with cute women in my age group and flirt
the problem isn't being a wagecuck, it's having the wrong job.
>>25068152
I get paid $20/hr to drive a forklift and I love it :^)
how to get job like that ??
>>25068223
Cool, whatever floats your boat
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND WHAT DO I SEE
A PILE OF SHIT, STARING AT ME
>you might get to watch china invade india and clean it up in your lifetime
TAKE YOUR POO TO THE LOO
Can aspies like me succeed? Or am I supposed to step aside?
>>25067969
If you're not fucking stupid
A kid of my parents' friends has severe autism and now he's building fighter jets and shit after graduating with a physics degree at 18
>>25067969
History is full of alleged aspies who succeeded (usually diagnosed after the fact of course). Usually they're smart as fuck in some area though.
You're probably doomed to mediocrity like the rest of us.
For every example like >>25068151 there are 10,000 who didn't make it.
If you're posting here, take a good guess at which group you fall in.
>mfw star wars was spoiled for me on 3 separate boards
>>25067911
Someone who actually cared wouldn't go to 4chins. He would watch the movie god damnit
>mfw it's a crap movie
>mfw it was so shit that I can't even be bothered to post a face
>Pure nostalgia pandering
>literally no line for luke
>absolutely garbage death for Han, unheroic death, killed by some faggot no one cares about
>bland, unlikeable main cast
>their motivations make absolutely no sense
>rei just...
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>>25067949
It's not out where I live.
Don't EVER say hard work can't get where you want to be.
Left pic is me 3 years ago, right pic is me now
Are you getting hoverhanded in the pic on the left mate?
>>25067762
Looked better on the left, senpai
looks like you've been choking down a lot of protein