frankly it disturbs me how men are so MESMERIZED by womens bodies. esp "hot" women like celebrities, you see the comments on tmz, they post articles just to show the girls body at different angles. its weird to me.
I only like female anime bodies.
3D bodies lack the same perfection.
>>25071601
way to skip the question. no one cares what u like dumbass prick
I find it bizarre as well. Such a waste of energy.
>that freeing feeling when you experience no sexual attraction to bodies
(This question is only for robots who don't speak very much already and who don't already listen to rap or engaging in writing and reciting raps).
I've decided I'm going to just rap every day and start listening to a lot of rap. It'll force me to generate thoughts and allow me to practice speaking. I just need to find a soundproof closet or something in the meantime.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLF6cE50Pok
The words just flow out of them, it's impressive. I want to get better at small talk and all kinds of talk.
>>25071412
this is actually pretty smart, it is worth a try,and should force you to be more spontaneous and be able to think on your feet. hope it works
I can't wait to see how my personality changes. I'd like to walk up to people with confidence and a sparkle in my eye and then just smoothly say a whole bunch of stuff because I'm used to having my mouth move.
I want to be charming
>>25071462
Do you have any favorite rap? I mainly stayed away from rap because I wanted to fit in with certain white people but I've always secretly liked rap and pop music. Even Nicki Minaj stuff. I'm going to try to memorize some Eminem songs and maybe some Tupac. I already memorized Ride wit me by Nelly.
What do you think it's like being or dating a very attractive girl?
>>25071368
pls response
>>25071368
A lot of work
>dating
really nerve racking
>being
very easy but you trick yourself into thinking your life is hard
>You turn back in time to when you were about to start High School
>But your retain all of your adult memories
What do you do to change your previous HS life?
>>25071297
Buy tesla stock
>>25071297
Kill myself right there so I won't pussy out like I did before.
>>25071297
well with what I know now i'd be able to have sex and possibly even a long-term gf/wife
i'd also probably choose a different major when i went to college
>Fat ugly friend sends video of him sleeping with 2 girls he had sex with
>Meanwhile I cant even get a single women to be my friend or more
How is this possible? I mean hes a nice guy so i dont hate him for it, but im confused as fuck.
Literally how the fuck is this possible? They werent even fat and ugly they were cuty as fucking fuck.
What the hell is going on?
Sure i'm kinda jealous, but he is a good guy and my only real friend, so I dont hate him for it.
But im seriously confused as hell, like confused confused. How is it possible to do this for him and why cant I even get a single one?
>>25071280
He tries, you don't.
>>25071302
i think he is in the social circles where these opportunities come
how do i start trying? hes in school, im not
>23rd birthday
>only friend is 30
>doesn't wanna get drunk cause he works tomorrow
>go see star wars with him and his friends
>he takes me home
>bought a whole bottle of vodka for nothing
>drink a pint of fireball
>try to jack off
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>>25071258
Alcohol is degenerate. Quit the booze and do something useful with your life.
>>25071258
i'll drink with you senpai
>>25071324
thanks senpai im taking a swiggy of my pinty right now
Hello there, my good old wagefriend. Just letting you know that you should probably get some sleep. Don't worry I'm rooting for you, just one more day until you get some hard earned rest. Unless Mr. Silverstein needs you to come in on Saturday.
How am I? Well, with all of the free time that I have, I've really been able to work on my music.
Take a listen: https://clyp.it/c1u1ob4t
I'm writing a fugue. I know it isn't done yet, but I've got all night to work on it. And all day tomorrow.
You know what, I think I'll...
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>tfw studying computer engineering while getting welfare checks from the government
Thanks for paying for my education wagefriend.
Not even sure I'll bother getting a job at the end of it.
Perhaps I'll just choose the path of the NEETGod instead.
>>25071241
latest scientific discoveries ooooo. Is that a way to justify your parasitism? pretending to do something important?
i summon NEET comedianin attack mode
Who else /foodquirks/ here?
Welcome: /allergy/
Kill yourself for ruining bread: /glutenintolerance/
>can't stand chocolate
>bitter and disgustingly powdery (must be soy lecithin)
>feel like killing myself whenever it ends up in my mouth by accident
>snack/candy industry panders to chocolate-loving normies
>chocolate covered, chocolate flavored, with chocolate
>every day...
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bumping with everyone's favorite
>Captcha: select all the food
>M&Ms
even google hates me
>>25071212
>10 scientific reasons to kill yourself
>Select all images with bread
>>25071196
not food but close
>three packs of this for every summer and spring
Robots, why don't you just get a biblical submission qt to peacefully settle down with?
>Pic related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9jDLwjtfA
dude that woman is 100% crazy and can snap at any moment. if you don't see the red flags with that woman you're in for some really bad relationships.
>>25071266
>dude that woman is 100% crazy and can snap at any moment. if you don't see the red flags with that woman you're in for some really bad relationships
this
bitch is on the edge
>>25071266
You are wrong.
"What Husbands Who Lead Their Families Might Ask of Their Wives"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lceXtJX7LBc
How did Salinger capture the quintessential essence of the typical bot 50 years before they existed?
>>25071152
robots are old souls
The MC was just a lazy, teenage edgelord.
He was also a massive normalfag.
>>25071152
Cellular memory, we all have a sort of genetic memory but most of us are blind to it's presence. Your ancestors who were robots are in control. It may not be your dad, but some of your ancestors were robots and you inherited their memory as your primary cell memory.
Robots probably existed since the dawn of time. They always seem to manage to pass on their genes and cellular memory though.
Who /paydayonfriday here?
Another $1k in my bank account
*it's weekly
>>25071140
What do you do anon?
Original comment
>>25071262
Easy manual labor job
>>25071140
I get paid on the 10th and 25th.
Make about $3k/month
Spend hundreds of dollars on hookers.
Kill me.
Well, /r9k/, you were right. My first gf has cucked me.
Where do we go from here?
the words are coming out all weird
where are you now?
>>25071086
ohhhh dooo tell...
she isnt the only chick out there
I'd heard of him prior to that evening, but had no idea it would be this bad. Granted, my friends thought it was hilarious. I just sat there and cringed.
Afterwards I showed them the h3h3 video of DJ Khaled (they'd never seen it or heard of it). They did not laugh at all. Not a single chuckle, so we had to go back to watching PewDiePie?
Do I have shit friends? Or am I the one who needs to change?
>>25071083
Neither.
It's a fucking youtube video.
>>25071083
You both have shit taste. h3h3 might be even worse than Pewdiepie. Go watch Filthy Frank if you want to burn brain cells, but if you want to see people made fun of try commentiquette.
>>25071112
But it doesn't stop there. He literally acts like PewDiePie. I try to ignore it, but after seeing an episode of this shit, it all makes sense.
Regardless, I don't ever want to find myself in this situation again.
You have to fuck one of em, which do you chose?
>>25071077
Hairy because I'm into that
Can I just fucking kill myself
Isn't this some gross stuff you'd find on /b/
Ask the people there. You're bound to get a better response.
The feels are hard tonight boys, and I have nobody else to turn to about anything. So here's a greentext of it all.
>be 18 and senior in highschool
>have depression already
>live with mom and her bf
>she's unemployed, they make 400$ a week for 4 kids
>he beats her, berates her, and doesn't allow her to get a job bc he wants to b in control
>severely depressed but act like...
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>>25071055
Nothing lasts forever OP. I know it fucking sucks,but that shit is temporary.
Join the navy, better than nothing.
You get buff, some benefits, and you get paid for some education later on.
And you're only 18, there are plenty of people my age 21 who had good grades in high school, got into a good college, then fucked up at the end.
You on the other hand can learn something from the navy and leave your family at the same time.
And you don't get to see most or any combat.
>>25071055
report to the police that he beats her.