>Tfw I got a dildo molded after my penis for my gfs birthday
Do you think she'll like it?
She would have preferred one of her ex who was bigger.
Of course not, she can have the real thing whenever she snaps her fingers. She's going to be mad as fuck, better hope Chad doesn't give her the angry frustration sex she will crave.
Sounds romantic. Is it at least platinum silicone? Thermoplastic rubber will give her cancer.
I thought it would be fun to make a penis champagne flute modeled after my member. I'd want to make a mold, cast, 3d scan, enhance, 3d print mold, then blow glass, file, fire polish, then make a nifty box.
You need a backup gift though. Something she can tell her parents about when they ask.
name of this species?
Justus Geneticus
Eat up.
Revoltic Roastis, colloquial term: Roastie
>>25075911
Pretty cute. Outies > Innies.
What did you look like when you were in high school?
Do you have any pictures of yourself from then?
>>25075881
I haven't changed that much.
I have some pics but cba to post 'em.
>>25075881
This used to be me.
used to be...
fuck.
>>25077337
hey I did track too!
Fembots, how true is this?
Was your dad your first love?
Not even slightly true.
I have an excellent relationship with both of my parents but I never fell in love with anyone until I was in my twenties.
>>25075762
I was hoping this thread would have been more interesting but I guess you'll have to try harder next time, OP.
>>25075835
I just want to hear stories about fembots fantasizing about their dads.
Whatever happened to this guy's work? He hasn't put out a comic since early August.
Did he kill himself on an overdose of truth?
>>25075721
Most likely killed himself. Wouldn't be surprising considering how angry he was over getting cucked by womens advice.
>>25075721
Post more pls
I like to hate the world.
>>25075781
http://redpillcomics.blogspot.de/?zx=813cbc486889a8dd
>get into lifting
>/improving/
>see family
>sister has ass and tiddies
>finally.jpg
>she compliments me on my gains
>hugs me and grabs my arm all of the time
>parents are out to see friends
>home alone with sis
>she's 19 l'm 21
What do l fucking...
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Ask her if she wants to watch Netflix and chill
>>25075714
Same situation OP
>be me
>workin out for 3 months
>at family dinner w/ cousins family
>15yo, good tits n ass
>she constantly touches my arm
>asks me if she can check my abs
>I open my shirt to my chest for her
>solid
watch something togather
make a move on her
blame 4chan when she freaks out and gets you expelled from family/sucks your dick and become your wincest wife
high risk/reward ratio
Who /grower penis/ here?
>barely 2cm when flaccid
>mighty 11,5cm when erect
Too bad I'll never get to utilize it.
>>25075620
>an inch or so flaccid
>six when erect, girth also six which is nice I think
3cm flaccid
14.5 erect
How to get a gf:
1. wear something else than black clothes.
2. grow your hair so it looks fluffy and healthy.
3. learn to hold a conversation.
4. have at least one hobby that isn't video games.
5. be willing to eat pussy.
6. Get a decent job.
>>25075240
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, and... alright fuck this noise, I'm outta here
>>25075434
>can hold conversation
>can't get job
>>25075453
if you don't have experience and references, you'll never get a job just by talking a good game, since they'll never bother to have you in for an interview. You can lie about it, but lying is a very different skill than regular conversation.
I'm continually amazed by how fucking retarded all women are
>>25075190
Got any stories, OP?
I'm only amazed by their cruelty and inability to love. How does any conscious being end up like that?
>>25075618
most real psychopaths are actually dumbasses who are simply underdeveloped and hence don't feel empathy strongly.
they are barely conscious, basically like niggers and other apes.
what's the most pathetic thing you've done for a girl /r9k/?
>start seeing this girl
>half azn qt
>wondering how the fuck am I pulling this off
>on a date walking around a mall
>we go into a toy store and run around
>she mentions something about how she wants a rainbow dash keychain for her car keys
>we look for one
>no...
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>not even fucked her
>buy gifts
you brought it to yourself
btw. do you still got the keychain? Send it to me, I wanted one for my boatkeys, but am not giving 15$ + post for some peace of plastic
>>25074963
she still has it, I saw her about a year later. Still had it on.
You spent just $35 on a fucking 10/10 girl you were involved with? And that's the most pathetic thing you've done for a woman? Don't be so hard on yourself, some on r9k would consider you to be practically Chad.
Can we have an essential /r9k/-core TV thread?
I nominate Black Mirror and Kino's Journey.
>tfw no autistic girlfrield
Welcome to the NHK.
Samurai Champloo.
Watamote if you're into moe-shit. It wasn't really for me so I only made it through the first 5 episodes.
I can't think of anything else.
obligatory:
neon genesis evangelion
serial experiments lain
welcome to the NHK
>December 18th, 2015
>2008 was almost 8 years ago
>>25074773
The 80s was 30 years ago
Good, this shitty fucking year couldn't end any quicker
Should we, /r9k/?
No. They are sick degenerates. Introduce them to anime and chemical castration and it should be enough of those fuckers.
Fate worse than death.
>should we
I love how normies delude themselves into thinking they actually have any political agenecy whatsoever
>b-b-b-but i put an X on a piece of paper every few years!
>>25074413
I love how they just put "child killers and pedophiles" together like that. didn't even bother to specify child rapists, or at the very least molesters.
>browse 4chan
>all the virgins here think I'd want to date them
>tfw they think just because I'm a femanon, i'll settle for anything less than what I deserve as a woman
>>25074221
ikr! like omg stop XD
>>25074221
finally, a real femanon. Nice cunt, roastie.
400 responses after mine guaranteed
Who /fuckhookers/ here?
I exclusively fuck hookers. I dont see the point in working for pussy like all my whipped mates. They give me shit for it but I just remind them that they bust their balls, talking to women, pretending to give a shit etc only to get a 6/10 at best. As men we are entitled to pussy, why work for it when you can just buy what you want and have your way with it?
I earn good money so I can afford high priced and good looking girls who put effort into their work and make the experience amazing. I honestly cant go back to normal sluts because they...
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>>25072507
its the only way to go if you got no game, or little patience
>>25072554
>or little patience
This is much. Women shit me to tears, I cant stand them. I want their bodies and the passion and thats it.
if u think about it, its the same shit.
women still end up taking our money either way u wanna play it.