>tfw dad is fucking my mom in the other room
>>25096681
I know that sound bro.
You should be glad your parents still care enough to fuck. Most marriages are void of sex.
>>25096681
How's it feel to be cucked son?
ITT: Shit normies have said that pissed you off.
> Few years back
> Hanging out with a friend (I have like two friends, calm down.)
> He invited this chad he knows for some reason- probably trying to kiss his ass to become cool
> This particular chad is kind of autistic but still does chad shit
> Try to be friendly
> Notice a girl with a nice ass
> Point...
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> Know a girl who's friends with an asshole chad
> She's not a stacy but she's definitely irrational and not very bright
> Literally once overheard him calling her retarded for being upset about her cat dying
> One day, ask her what she really thinks of him
> "He's awesome. He's a douche - he's a gym douche, but he's awesome."
>>25096672
How did that piss you off? That isn't even proper banter.
You sound like a huge pussy faggot to be honest.
>>25096962
There was solid contempt in his voice.
I'm more pissed off about the fact that he decided to turn an attempted start to banter into an opportunity to flex and make like he's better than me.
So I have this crush on this tomboyish chick (pic related, looks really similar) from a mutual group of friends that I often drink and get high with. We went out to dinner but didnt specify it as a date and I had a blast. Just two problems:
1. I dont know how she feels about me, the only thing I've noticed is she would rather talk to me than other people in our little group. But other than that she is kind of cold, friendly but doesn't give 'the look' or touches me.
2. She told me she had chlymidia in the past but got treated for it. That is...
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I think it sounds worth a try. Keep talking to her. Its the most common std, she isn't necessarily a slut if that particularly matters to you. I've had std scares myself and I've slept with less than ten people. Relax and see what happens.
>>25096712
Cheers man. I was thinking I will keep trying. If it doesn't work out I'll just act as if it wasn't a big thing and try to not be awkward so that our friend group stays together.
You are asking literally the worst possible people for advice
But that said, I have an insanely huge tomboy fetish so I'd totally go for it
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate...
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>>25096466
actual fatty logic
>>25096510
If not bending to the will of others purely to please them is logical then i'm glad you have a good head on your shoulders.
>>25096466
Don't go to gym then. Just low carb diet and drink a ton of water. The girl taking the picture is obviously not a happy person at all, otherwise she wouldn't "kick someone while their down." So if this is how you justify being disgusting, have at it.
im a woman and i dont own any nor do i ever want to.
no offence ladies, but i just watched a buzzfeed video where women apply makeup to each other, and i also went to a makeup store recently with a friend and the whole experience, and also this video, just made me feel like i was watching women degrade themselves.
are you really so ugly to yourself that you need to plaster your FACE in makeup/paint?
its the exact opposite of confidence in yourself. i dont get how some women say it helps you feel better... youre wearing a literal mask to hide who your real face...
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>I'm a woman and
Stopped reading there. Delete this thread, and go somewhere else.
>>25096467
youre a little bossy dontcha think prick?
>>25096467
this is a GIRL THREAD. learn to read.
get the fuck out.
>Sasha Grey
>fucked a billion niggers
>not a roastie
Explain this, antiroast squad
>>25096416
>what is surgery
>>25096416
20% of the people who force that meme are just shitposters looking to get a rise out of people
The other 80% are bitter retardes who jump on anything that affirms their beliefs and as a general rule are not capable of thought
Trying to argue with either group is a wasted effort
>>25096416
Frequency of sex doesn't change the way a vagina looks. Lips look the way they look, it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or pornstar. Everyone has a different type.
>meet gf from college
>qt and we both like each other a lot
>ask her about past, she lost her virginity to her ex bf, feel kind of shitty but don't think much of it
>having an amazing relationship for nearly 2 years, making plans for the future,
>her ex bf starts talking to her again and she cheats on me with him
reminder that when a girl loses her virginity its an emotional one in a lifetime experience...
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I'll make an exception for the normies get out rule since you have shared a vital lesson about female purity. Thank you normanon.
>>25096402
>implying /r9k/ isn't a normie board
If it makes you feel better the same shit happened to me OP. Wasn't with her for 2 years though.
Women are sluts. Sad reality
hey r9k
i got kicked from two of the r9k skype chats i tried to join so fuck it i'm starting my own
my username is fifthfiend, add me as a contact if you'd like to join
for preference I'm looking for the kind of people greentexting in >>25093243, and not like, the kind of people who come to r9k to laugh at / troll / lecture the first kind of people.
I'm leaning towards banning women outright but I don't wanna make definite judgments about how i'm gonna...
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i should have made the image a skype logo, fuck
oh well, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE
There's probably a reason you got kicked
Red flag, nobody add
>>25096547
You sound like the kind of person I'd rather not talk to so thanks for not adding.
Are we social outcasts because we 'just don't get it' or is there something more to this phenomenon?
It seems in order to be socially successful you have to constantly give in to these ideologies that people on sites like this tend to reject.
Take for example social media. This is absolutely a normie custom and if you're a real robot then you know you don't function properly in this arena for an array of reasons, but it is also an absolute requirement in order to keep suspicions from others about you being 'off' complacent.
Another...
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We're seeing a surreal situation wherein the establishment and authority has adopted the terminology of revolution.
Controversial people have always been censored and suppressed by "the powers that be", but now "the powers that be" are calling themselves the "revolutionaries."
It doesn't really matter.
Normans are the majority so they will always be viewed as the good guys.
It's their society.
>>25096291
But the people reeling the normies into their ideologies keep on changing. The normies really aren't at fault since they can't see. They are blind and real revolutionist would try to show them how lost in the cave they really are. Either that or maybe try your hand at being part of the controlling factor in the next system. Jump onto the ship before the rest catch on.
Hey robots why don't you just date insecure teenagers?
All you have to do is literally just show them some affection and give them attention and they're completely yours to do as you please.
They're usually cute and make great girlfriends if you have patience and knowledge to teach them how to life.
>>25096140
I am tired of
>why dont you just date [put thing here]
>just date
>just
Fucking normies keep telling to be yourself through lowering standarts advices.
>>25096203
What's wrong with dating someone like her?
So what if she's a little immature and childish, at least she's not a roastie.
Because I'm an adult and don't want to have to deal with my adult live while simultaneously baby-sitting my significant other.
I dated an 18 year-old once and there is nothing more unattractive than hearing your girlfriend whine about her parents not giving her a ride to a friend's house.
The "statistic" that 80% of the women are fucking the top 20% of men is often thrown around here.
But you wanna know the truth? According to empirical studies, about 80% of single men will have casual sex in a given year, vs. about 20% of women.
That's right, eighty percent of the MEN are fucking 20% of the WOMEN.
That puts you in the bottom 20% of all men, by the way.
>>25096104
>people never lie
>frequency is never given
>frequency is never exaggerated or undersold
>Op is never a faggot that doesn't cite his sources
What a worthless fucking thread.
>>25096139
/thread
sa-gay
>>25096104
Cite your sources and studies, roastie
Have any of you guys fell for a girl thousands of miles away?
We've only been talking a for a few days and her English isn't 100% but she's literally perfect. She lives in Azerbaijan. I know you'll all say that she's a whore like every other woman but I honestly don't think I could ever find a better woman.
If only I wasn't on the other side of the world.
You need to do a reality check, you're being suckered in by the cocktail of emotions that predicates a crush. You will be unhappy for a few weeks to months if you don't get a grip.
>>25096027
I know. But she's so sweet and kind and beautiful. It's hard not to.
>>25096056
Do a hard reality check.
Is she a viable partner? No.
Is she actually your best possible partner? No.
Do you know her well enough to decide she's perfect? No.
Do you know her at all? No.
Does she poo in the loo? Yes.
>have a job lined up in the UAE after i graduate college in May
>professor has relatives in the UAE in charge of Abu Dhubai
>teaching English for a couple years, staying with her cousin and then coming back stateside to work for the Department of State
>long distance kgf messages me today
>"i don't want you to go to the UAE, come to Korea and be with me instead."
>"i'll...
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How cute is your kgf?
Money > Bitches
Once she gets shamed enough for dating a foreign devil and realizes that you're a robot, you'll be fucked.
Seriously. It's not worth it.
>>25096024
she's pretty cute desu. she's not like kpop tier but she's cute and i like her. plus she gets extra points because she's reading Mein Kampf right now and has great admiration for Europe and great disdain for the Arab world.
Are Italians white, robots?
Who cares?
I'm Sicilian and it's a non-issue.
I promise you that you won't be any better off if you're in the white man circlejerk club. That's a sorry lot.
>>25095970
That is not italian
>>25095970
Italy as a unified nation is a myth. The various "dialects of Italian" aren't any more alike than German and Dutch or Spanish and Portuguese.
As far as race goes, the north is White and the south is unquestionably Arab.
>be me
>23, gay nerd kid
>drinking again before heading to the gay bar
>have a fucked up attraction to guys over 40+ only
>been content with it and have had no problems since I ventured out of my bedroom at 19
>suddenly having deep feels of how this "phase" hasn't changed and I'm always going to want to bang dads
This shit is fucked up. No relationship with...
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>>25095952
>I feel bad about fucking strangers who happened to be old
Not sure what I'm supposed to share about this feel.
We're just gonna call you a faggot here. I think you'd have a better discussion in lgbt
have u tried not being a faggot?