How do I compete with a black alpha male? It's impossible to get a gf...
>>25099003
Be a cuck
You're not getting anyone with that attitude, kill yourself.
Become a cuck. Girls really love a white boy to finance their shopping trips with a strong black male to pleasure them in the sheets. It's the best of both worlds. She may even let you hold hands in public.
>"Morning, anon..."
>"I love watching you sleep."
>"I love watching you sleep too"
>"But I have to wake up now..."
I love the smell of your morning farts anon. I was just under the covers wofting in your alcohol gas.
>>25098998
I am actually know this feel. 20 years old virgin but 6 month ago have first girlfriend. First step was by her , in relationship time (6 months) I was extremely beta retard. We never had sex but at least she sucked my dick , I eat her pussy. We sleep together and really she said this word to me. She break with me later , she said I don't understand rules of relationship and etc. Still since summer I have depression. I am poor student living single in dorm, very boring , don't drink alcohol , night clubs...
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You guys all have a scarcity mentality. Most of us have been there. Its where youre such a loser that any atttactive girl who acts friendly with you, you go in to 'imagine life together' mode.
Love and exclusitivity is all bullshit. These girls are all getting railed on the reg by alphas. Get yourself some alpha friends who are accepting of you and watch real life unfold. I watched my best friend run through over 100 girls in 3 years. The girls he fucked were peoples dream girls. Oneitises. He had guys threaten to kill him on heaps of occasions and he would...
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>listening to your friend fuck girls
yeah you should probably end it
>>25098900
What? You dont know how many people with friends do this.
I actually copy and pasted that from /fit/. But when I lived in a small neighborhood, I watched this hot girl lose her virginity to my chad friend. Like 3 of us were in the room watching.
>>25098912
oh wow i'm so happy i'm not a normie faggot look what i'm missing
TICK TOCK
Weekends almost over wagies
Monday is almost here again
>>25098762
oh that's a nice blanket.
Did you get a new one for christmas?
>>25098762
I like my job and make far above minimum wage.
Your move kid.
>>25098797
Yup. An early gift to myself.
Courtesy of wageslaves such as >>25098946
I am a 25 year old manlet, mole-ridden and uneducated - with a broken dick to boot. I am extremely unattractive and unable to have sex. I am the laughing stock of women everywhere. I am an outcast in my family.
Today I saw two young teenagers kissing and embracing and it tore my soul apart. I will never know that feeling. I will never know the innocent love of youth.
I am going to die a destitute, ugly and unloved virgin.
This life is hell.
There can't be winners without losers. You play an important role in society. How many people have found new confidence after comparing themselves with you? How many great deeds have you caused indirectly by deterring others from wanting to be a loser like you?
You are the forgotten hero.
>>25098783
What I'm trying to say is: there's no use in lamenting the fact that you aren't a bird when you're really a fish. Just accept who you are, take pride in it and be yourself.
Take their happiness away from them in a flash of hot lead
Has anyone here lost their virginity and then regretted it? I might have the opportunity to lose mine but I don't know whether I should go through with it
>>25098584
I've had sex with two women in my life, and been fucking the current one for 5 years.
My first girlfriend didn't think I was a virgin, but when I told her she asked me if I wouldn't prefer to lose it to another virgin.
I regret not having that terrible awkward virgin sex and getting better at it with them.
If you're a guy, do it.
But wrap it up.
>>25098584
>losing your wizard powers
If you do not post "ALL HAIL NEETLORDS, I SUBMIT MY ALLEGIANCE" in this thread, your mom will die on Christmas day next week.
>>25098583
ALL HAIL NEETLORDS, I SUBMIT MY ALLEGIANCE!
t. neet
ALL HAIL NEETLORDS, I SUBMIT MY ALLEGIANCE
>>25098583
No thanks, neetypoopsies.
Everytime I shave my beard/mustache I feel violated. I just wanna grow a cool mustache nut my mother is nagging to shave it for a family christmas party.
>>25098541
What are you? 15? Why do you get ordered around by your mother like a dog?
>>25098582
I don't but I do wanna look decent for the family. I owe my mother that much. After all I haven't decided what to do yet with it. My beard does grow very very fast though.
>>25098619
Well then your beard/moustache must really look atrocious if she wants you to shave it. Growing it bigger won't help.
Poor beta...
>>25098525
I await the aftermath
>>25098525
Good, he didn't get to breed and make more betas.
Scrublord earned his place
Most realistic explanation wins over 9000 points
>>25098399
Like putting your penis in a vagina without wearing a condom
>>25098399
like a warmer fleshlight
Like putting your dick into a bag of sand.
>go on vacation to dominican republic
>beautiful women smile at you
>when you try to talk to them they are thrilled
>you easily make plans and are together later that night
>she doesn't ask for money, she is happy that you are the first man to ever buy her dinner
>later she makes breakfast and you spend the following day cuddling under the trees of a quiet beach
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>Quiero ser tu novia anon
>Please come visit me anon.
final bump for the truth
I added a girl I met in a pub last night on facebook. She accepted, and now I want to ask her out. How do I not sound like an assburger while doing it?
I met my GF, who I've been with for four years, at a mutual friend's birthday party, and I asked her out on Facebook after meeting her because I wasn't going to see her otherwise. Reading over the message now, it's not amazing, but apparently it worked. Maybe you can glean something from it.
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Hi! It was nice meeting you yesterday, you seem like a really cool person. Would you be interested in going out to see a movie and get a bite to eat with me next Sunday? You mentioned you were into avant garde film, which I could definitely stand to...
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>>25098414
B8
Original comment righ here senpai
>>25098414
Well that's kinda the tone I had in mind yeah. Don't know what she actually... likes... so might jus ask her if she wants to get a coffee
TT: We come up with business ideas that appeal to robots
A used panty marketplace
a videogame that appeals to your nostalgia of when you were happy as a kid
like old school runescape
>>25098251
Euthanasia clinic where someone holds your hand as you die
>>25098282
Honestly this. i wish there was one where i am.
>implying you understand art
>implying you understand the meaning of this painting
>implying you feel art
Most of what is considered modern art is meaningless shit.
Great artists arrive at stripped down beauty, most modern artists will just throw shit on a canvas or have some half-assed performance as part of their piece and expect to be considered deep, while they lack the talent and mastery to make something complex.
Modern art is just about baiting people into buying your stuff. Hence, the more harmless an open to interpretation, the better. I miss when art actually took sides and meant someth... no, wait
>it's just a brush splatter bro xd
There, happy?
>>25098192
that looks like a fuckin gameboy screenshot
>tfw the normies invited you to an 18th birthday party tonight
What should I expect?
You are a normie if you got invited to a party. You will be fine.
They're going to beat you up and sodomize you for a YouTube video. Go with a gun and kill them all before they can do it.
>>25098182
If you pass out, expect to wake up with embarrassing tattoo.
Also, reeeeeeeeeeeee