>Be Fedex driver
>Delivering to senile old boomer
>Knock on the door
>"Who on Earth is it?"
>"Hi, It's fedex, I have a parcel for you"
>"I haven't ordered anything" (this part is very common)
>"I have a parcel for Mrs XXX at YYY address, have I got the right house?"
>"That's...
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Have fun with failing 70 year old organs on a 20 year old body dumbass, it's the other way around.
Alsowagecuck
This one is easy.
If you encounter one of these, just be extra polite.
>she keeps your lanyard
shoulda called the cops on her ass, had them tackle her
>you will always be lonely and escape to video games ;_;
>scroll to the bottom
>it's a woman
good work of fiction, would read again
>>25100288
I like the idea that's a women trying to escape loneliness through vidya games.
I wish there were actual women just like me, a woman that I could relate to and who is not a whore.
>>25100288
Nigga if I wanted to read fiction I'd go and read the halo books
On the day of retribution, who would you go for first. Chads or Staceys?
What have the Chads done to you, exactly?
Should they go
>Oh, this hottie is offering me a blowjob, but I've already had two girls this months so I'll reject her in the hope that she'll lower her standards and please some lower guy, actively working against her imperative to get healthy babies
answer me this:what would you do if you were Chad tomorrow?
Everything that moves, pham. But seeing Staceys suffer is an irresistible pleasure.
No priorities. All crimes weigh heavily upon my back, and all chads and staceys are at fault.
Does anyone else hate therapists and gets embarrassed when you see anyone mention them?
i was forced to go to one when i was younger. didn't help anything at all.
we live in a really sick world where paying someone to listen to your problems is considered normal behavior and is actively encouraged.
>>25100179
Its like most posters go to solution. Oh you're sad then go to a professional brainwasher. I went to one when I was younger too, and all that happened was I got addicted to Adderall.
Seen two therapists, it's only a matter of time until i see my third, its pretty comfy desu
Let's hear em boys. fresh from last night
>must've been around 2AM or so
>gotta get on the next tram as quickly as possible
>take stairs down into subway track a little off from the main entry
>girl is maybe 40 feet in front of me
>start progressively walking faster to get to the tram
>she hears my footsteps and starts walking faster in her high heels
>I...
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>on bus
>full of filthy normies
>pull out my crunchy M&M's
>eat them as loud as possible
>crunch crunch crunch
>Normie's look at me
>give them smug look
>pic related
>Normie's triggered by m&m's
Fuck you normalfags
>>25100324
Forgot to add pic sorry familia
>>25100324
>confident enough to make eye contact
>is a robot
Pick one
>tfw you will never be religious
>tfw you cannot believe anything that doesn't have empirical evidence behind it
>tfw you will never enjoy the blissful ignorance of religion and always having a purpose
>tfw doomed to live life as a purposeless dipshit, fully aware of the inconsequential nature of your existence
WHY ME
Try getting into hippie(new age/eastern) shit. Spirituality without religion is all they're about.
>>25100073
>new age
Can't do it famalam, seems like bullshit
>>25100073
I sort of did this but from the other end
I just devoted my life to philosophy and science and gradually became a deist or pantheist or panentheiest or some shit
Now a lot of that stuff makes sense to me and it's kind of exciting to realize I'm not alone in gaining vaguely mystical apprehension of the universe the more I learn
Feels nice desu, it's like religion without all the annoying bits about wearing special hats
Do sluts deserve to be raped?
Rape is a terrible crime, no.
Of course not. Rape is awful
Nope
no one deserves to be falsely accused of it either desu
>there are girls born in 1997 doing commercial porn right now
>tfw you were born in the late 80s and have no real sexual experience
>be born 1989
>youngest sister was born in 1997
>fap to girls her age
i guess ill dump some 1997 girls
>>25099855
That's just natural prime age if not maybe younger to be attracted to.
chloe couture
Federal Banter Inspector here
Can /r9k/ banter?
/b/ has banter
/pol/ has banter
/fit/ has banter
What about you guys?
Fuck off you piece of shit cretin cock puncher
>>25099488
Not really bantz m8 try again
>>25099424
I doubt it. We are so insecure that we can't take banter because it hurts our feelings.
I can only talk for me though, but I assume it's the same for everyone here who's insecure.
>tfw no girl will ever put her mouth anywhere near your cock
>>25099363
better then having a 5 incher you fucking normie
There are many things wrong with this dick
old pic faggot
last week was a week ago
fuck off
Why are people socially autistic? What makes them that way.
>>25099287
Shit parents and lack of normal friends. Being outcast and thinking that hiding from their problems under their mask makes them edgy or gives them identity
>>25099287
Many different reasons actually.
For me I guess it was being shit at sports as a kid, then it was some family problems that might have subconsciously made me depressed, some naturally high anxiety level (this is shown in my Obsessive compulsive disorder that sky rocketed when I was in high school), now I'm trying to grow out of it and some things that happened to me recently have somewhat helped speeding up the process.
In high school I never hanged out with everyone and the fact that in Italy...
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>>25099550
*with anyone
>mfw feminists are wrong
>mfw I do need a man
>mfw all I wanna do is cook, clean, and have sex for said man
No one asked for your opinion, roastie. You must be 30+ and sick of riding the cock carousel.
>>25099272
I'm actually quite the opposite. I used to be a feminist in my early teens but now that I'm an adult I am out of that dark retard phase.
>>25099250
we know this and there is no need to infrom this.
But if you want to do some good, inform others in real life.
White knights will revert their opinion if you tell them this
I'm 19 and a solid 8/10 or 9/10 if I work out a bit and do something with my hair. I pretty much wait to wait until marriage to have sex (I could make an exception if it's a girl I've been with for a long time and see a future with). My question is how reasonable is it for me to try to find a pure virgin girl at my age? I'm pretty introverted but I can manage to talk to a girl in public if I try. She has to be a virgin and never done anything sexual with a guy before. My preference is short with small boobs and a cute face. What are my chances guys? I look...
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>virgin
>over 16
>2015
You're gonna be disappointed son, they are few and far between and women will treat you like an asshole for even wanting one.
You're 19, a girl who's a virgin at 19 is either entirely unattractive or has low sex drive.
Your sex life is horrible and you will end up cheating on her when you're 30+.
But you don't get that because you're delusional, because you also think you're 8/10 without having worked out or got a proper haircut lmao.
Enjoy your life.
>>25099263
Ya I don't really care what sluts think about me. I just need one decent girl.
By the way, to all you idiots saying girls can't be robots: Fuck you, try living our lives. Nobody really cares about us and everyone just wants to get in our panties and then throw us away like trash.
You guys don't know that type of pain.
Oh and also, I forgot to add: nobody takes us seriously and treats us like childs. :c
Fuck off, no one cares you cunt.
>>25099229
Stay bitter.
>go on /mu/
>try finding a bf
>everyone has pleb taste in music
>tfw I'll never have a bf with patrician music taste ;___;
post feels, girls of r9k
>Going to /mu/
Yikes
>>25099024
>tfw women make these threads every day