Explain why haven't you gone to japan and married a cute newhalf yet?
>>29695575
>Implying japanese trannies aren't as bad as our western trannies.
>Implying they all don't want jap Chad.
Because I'm not into censored pussy
>>29695575
> implying i have money to travel anywhere
> implying i would go out of the house when its summer.
> implying anyone would accept me
op you are full of shit
Are dog girls different from cat girls? Or do all girls like dogs and only old ladies and guys like cats?
if a guy likes a cat hes a huge beta who cant be commanding
girls who like dogs are based because it means they're confident enough to command it and not useless like most women (unless they are stupid little dogs like in your pic that are just honorary cats)
>>29695562
white girls fuck dogs
>>29695668
You know, I didn't have a problem with alpha/beta shit on this board until your post.
You. After all these years of hearing you faggots complain about social hierarchy, it's you shitting on cat people that makes me say, "that's probably enough of that."
You get added to ol' autofilter, and I'm saying hello to a better /r9k/.
Both feminists and anti-feminists shame small dicks. Should we start our own small pecker movement? Big dicks not allowed to post in this thread, reee.
>>29695531
Just wait until artificial organs and penile transplant is a thing and enjoy your 8x6
>>29696304
That is going to be one crazy world with massive penises everywhere. As much as I would like to have slightly bigger penis I'm not sure I would want to live in a world where that is possible.
>>29696304
Imagine all the white guys walking around with black dicks.
>tfw when transracial dicks become a thing
im fucked up righ tnnow /r9k/ im straight fuckd upp
what is this time
>>29695544
5:26 am
pls help
I'm a little stoned and sleep deprived, I'd like some beer but I haven't showered in about a week and I'm not ready to be the unwashed guy buying beer at 1PM... I might wait an hour.
What a nice morning. This morning's run was so fun. It was the perfect temperature and the view of all the wagecucks using their limited days of freedom to do chores was way too funny.
its sunday you fucking retard
>>29695524
Thishabit of morning runs nicely complements night walks.
>>29695524
>Morning
>Run
Lol you fucking lier. First of all as a neetslave we all know you don't wake up in the morning. And next thing we all know your shitty diet and lack of exercise prevents you from running
I have a BS in accounting from Grove City College, and an MA in Christian ministry from Harding University. Now I need to build a career. What do? I'm an ISTP, if that means anything
>>29695520
Burn the MA, go get a job making spreadsheets.
asking r9k is a good start
Get your CPA
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Has this shit been unstickied holy dog
I'm a failed normie... I mean like I really tried but just can't
> 18
> Fucked 2 prostitutes and a slut
> During a time I could have fucked 6 girls in a week
> Don't know what happened they all seems to ignore me after
> Every people I hang out with are succesful in what they're doing
> Some people think I'm a school-shooter material
>...
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being 18 is the most normie shit ever, fuck off
>>29695444
> I'm under probation because I hit a woman with a hammer after robbing her
What's the point of hitting someone AFTER you've already got their stuff? Do you just like hurting people?
>>29695750
As I said, I failed
Dumbfuck you can't read AND understand in the same time ?
>Tfw you kissed your friend's gf. I was a virgin but I'm not sure after tonight
>She had a birthday and invited me and other people over than got drunk and went to other room with me then it happend.
He's not a Chad he's a neet he actually browsed 4chan and didn't have any gf b4...
She writes me not to tell him but idk....should i be happy or not?
>>29695428
It was her birthday? 21?
>>29695553
yes it was 21....but she looks older otherwise my friend wouldn't go out with her
>>29695595
Are you Peter?
This is weird.
Let's have one of those threads again.
Scored 113 but still feel I don't fit in properly.
I got 75, I can live with that
>>29695420
83, fucking failed the big social ones
Huh, I remember getting ~90 on v3, but now I'm all the way up at 131, and my life hasn't really changed that much. Wacky.
I hear people whispering and making weird noises in my house. What do guys? I'm home alone.
>>29695363
>I'm home alone.
I think not
>>29695363
Either go investigate,take your meds or go consult /x/ for top spoop. Or preferably a combination of the three
remember your pissjug? you know what to do with it
Ask a straight robot who is about to lose his virginity to a 47 year old man in 4 hours anything.
You're probably making a horrible mistake. pls provide context.
>>29695356
Why the fuck do you think you're straight?falling for this shitty bait thread
>>29695369
>be straight
>escalate to shemale porn at age 15
>developes into crossdresser porn by age 18
>begin to picture myself as the crossdresser after a while
>every once and a while I'd check craigslist M4T while horny section but never contact
>few weeks ago see ad by man looking for feminine teen to make into sissy slave offering...
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Fembots, when you smile, do you look like this?
<--- no, like this
>>29695347
Not a girl but I have that same gummy smile. Feels bad
>>29695703
>Not a girl
sure, sure
Are all cuckolds secretly gay?
>>29695344
I don't know OP, Perhaps you can shed some light on the topic of cuckolding
This place is meant to be degenerate, and yet everyone hates cuckoldry. Really makes you think.
>>29695344
its the first thing anyone with a fuctioning brain will guess.
yes they are bi, self hating, beta males, with a twisted idea of masculinity
>she believes in astrology
>>29695316
>he doesn't like huskies
>she tries to convince you that fluoride calcifies your pineal gland
>>29695377
What is a penii gland