There's nothing to see and everything out there wants to get you.
>>25105956
what the fuck am i looking at here?
originalll
who /curtains permanently drawn/ here?
>>25105983
A picture taken by a hidden camera in OP's ceiling.
I'm sick of this liberal US cuck culture.
>Little sister (16) tells the family that she has a boyfriend.
>Parents say he can come over for dinner
>I have to go too (NEET 24)
>He comes in and he's a fucking Nigger.
>I'm fucking furious while my cucked dad and mom don't really care and go through formalities.
>Go down to dinner table
>I'm sitting across from him giving him the death stare.
>He notices and gets nervous
>My parents see me and say "Anon I know you love your Sister but she is growing up. Lighten up"
>"I DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S DATING HER I DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE IS A NIGGER"
>"Anon!"
>Nigger starts crying and runs out the house
>Mom and sister run after him
>My dad is redfaced cause he is a leftist cuck
>He starts screaming at me telling me to go upstairs
>Hour later parents come up and says we didn't raise a racist, and how dare you.
>Try to redpill them.
>"Where did you learn this? You know what Anon, we are taking away all your computer rights! Also tomorrow you are going to look for a job."
That was 3 weeks ago and now I have my computer back and I work at McDonalds.
>>25105872
Thank you for the laugh anon
>>25105872
Mickey Ds ain't bad bro.
Just put in your time and try to make friends. Have fun with a job like that. Also, here's a bit of info for you, if you find yourself close to being fired or walking out of the job just quit... put in 2 weeks or at least a weeks notice.
>>25105927
I meant I work at Cricket I was eating some chicken nuggets
> he imagines himself shouting incredibly awkward and embarrassing things when infront of large crowds
> he constantly lurks Chad/Stacy's social media accounts despite not being friends with them
Why would Sonic waste his time making fun of me? This scenario doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>25105790
>> he imagines himself shouting incredibly awkward and embarrassing things when infront of large crowds
what
>>25105790
well senpai I better go kill myself now
Post/Rate/Claim Waifus
Akari officially claimed
Tomoko belongs to Cebruz.
Thats all i have to say
>>25105748
7/10, nice taste anon
fuck the robot, this is original
>>25105730
Claimed
Best waifu tbhfam
I have been fapping to dominent shemales and futas for the last 2 years. I can't get off to normal woman anymore. They just don't interest me.
How can I stop?
Dude. Just like. I only fap to straight shit if it's at the highest quality.
Anything less disgusts me.
Find some really weird straight fetishes or some shit
Have some actual sex.
>>25105722
>weird straight fetishes
No thanks. I think the internet made me queer.
>>25105761
I'm on /r9k/. Chances are I will never have real sex.
I shaved my beard and it was psychologically painful. I wish I didn't! I'm just an ugly baby face now. Whyy.
>tfw ugly baby face manlet and this is the most facial hair i can grow at 18
>>25105665
It will getslightlybetter.
Source: I'm 20.
>>25105614
You probably had an ugly, gross, patchy neck beard anyways.
>live in California
>get "extreme" pantsed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9x0nOctns8
Not wearing a belt is degenerate as fuck.
>>25105600
>robot gets pantsed
>all the stacies laugh at his stained tighty whities
>commits suicide from embarassment
>>25105600
The weirdest part about this video is about 2 minutes in when the guy is (rightfully) pissed off and then they let him know it was a "prank" so he starts smiling and is suddenly not mad.
Jesus was a 5'1" manlet.
What's your excuse?
>>25105542
well, he died virgin didn't he?
>>25105542
I like this thread, anon.
I'll save this argument for the future.
>>25105542
Stupido? People were smaller back in times so he was actually tall. Not sure if troll but w/e.
Who are some good NEET tier/worthy gamers on YouTube to watch?
>No Call of Duty, LoL, WoW, Five Nights, and other normie games
>No Pewdiepie
>>25105540
>3 generic mana 1 robot mana
>0/0
>no ETB effect
>pay 4 mana do nothing
Why does this card exist?
>>25105540
i'll give you my twitch streams that i watch
annie bot - league player that is a recent mechanical engineer from UC that now streams league full time. he has aspergers it's pretty obvious if you watch him he has issues getting gfs.
hashinshin - another neet guy.
sirchez - low testosterone beta that streams league of legends (he looks like a kid still but is 27 - like i said low test). he's really frinedly but probably a total robot in females eyes.
>>25105540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii1Tn4xIJT0
I like this guy Dayton's channel. He's funny as fuck, and does a lot of indie games.
Anybody here wageslave in fast food and want to kill themselves? Share your stories.
I used to be.
Had a breakdown a few months ago and quit. I'm looking for a better job now but they told me I can come back any time.
I worked at a university dining hall once
would not recommend honestly family member
Worst experience I've ever had. I had a breakdown for a month after I left because I was so scared about winding up in another job like that one.
>be 22
>send first dick pic ever
>she said "lol you surprised me"
>>25105327
that's ruff pham
I sent a girl a picture of my bleeding arm before when I was 15, I cringe when I think about it.
>>25105363
Jesus, you're a pathetic faggot.
>sent dick pic to 18 yo
>why would you send that
>that explains why it was so hard to put it in
>sent dick pic to 28 yo
>omg I love it come over again
What does /r9k/ think of this character?
>>25105189
Metroid has a nice ass
>>25105189
I used to let metroids cling to her and drain her energy because it got me hard for some reason, especially in Prime when they got so bloated they exploded.
>>25105189
I fap to Futa Samus porn at a regular rate.
>tfw no qt indian gf
>>25105042
>mfw I have a qt indian ex that wants my dick
>mfw I don't know if i want to follow up
>>25105070
>mfw this is something that you even need to think about
>mfw I have no face
DISGUSTING/10
Nice try Preeti
>anon, I'm borrrred
How would you entertain this girl?
>>25105038
she just wants you to buy her things
you cna come into my room and play my ps3 or look at my guns i guess
>>25105038
she looks like Hitler
How much money should you pay to get a quality one bedroom/studio apartment?
Without nigs and rats and stuff
1000 bells
Where I live, the average is over 3k. Where I'm moving to, it's less than $500. It LARGELY depends on where you are, since rents are controlled by the jobs there are around them.
>>25105000
In Japan they pay like 500 dollars for a studio apartment in a nice neighborhood like on the 7th floor. Where there is no crime. America was 90% white in the 60s now its 63%. Crime, drugs, are everywhere.