Offer a few words that would describe what sort of person you wish to become.
still hasn't been caught
rotting in the ground
>>29696685
loli harem owner
feeling down today. want to trade some gondolas?
rarest of gondolas
>>29696675
thats nice as fuck
>>29696885
thanks!
>also: comfy gondola
>tfw no life of the party bf
>>29696638
l got chew
you are an insult to human dignity
>>29696752
You can touch the human dignity
Isnt videogames a childish hobby?
I can't avoid to think that videogame is much like a children's toy. Something you're theoretically supposed to set aside once you've grown. At least it was like that for me. I lived videogames in my childhood. My first was megadrive. Sonic was my childhood hero. Then came ps1, and crash was my favourite thing, and finally came my last videogame, ps2... and then I grew up, and left games behind, to seek different things, youngster's things.
Whenever i see grown man and lads still deeply game rooted.... how would...
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What you're saying is just shaming. Used to shame beta men into dropping what they like and providing for roasties. Don't fall for it.
>>29696645
I'm not even bringing females into question... you're the one who's doing that.
I'm speaking to you about you, regardless of what x woman might think, i myself am gay, so this really is not about sexual relationships
>>29696628
I think that makes sense.
You play racing games when you're a kid, but men go to the track.
A man playing video games is like seeing a dog lying in a bed that it outgrew a long time ago.
Did you enjoy playgrounds as a kid ?
When I was 6 I got in big trouble for dry humping another kid at a playground.
>>29696533
When I was 6 I got in trouble for biting another kid really hard
>>29696533
Same thing happened to me yesterday
how do people even drown lmao just drink the water retard
Quality thread. Original origami
>>29696467
thanks famalam just another robot trying to make it
I never got the whole "I can't swim I'm drowning" thing like even just taking in big amounts of air in your lungs one can float his head above water how tf do people drown lmao, like treading water is easy as hell just pretend your riding an invisible bike or some shit
Hey brobots can i get a little help here ?
So because of this "Euro 2016" business that is going on i got dragged by a work colleague to watch a game at a bar. I dont really know him as i was just assigned to his team.
We get there and he has some of his friends already waiting on a table, one of them a cute girl. We small talk for a while before the game starts and both order the same beer.
After im on my third beer she asks if i want to share hers as she wont be able to finish it alone, we go back and forth taking sips until we finish the drink. I offered to buy her something to eat or more beer but she refused.
Was this a sign of interest on her part or am i reading to much into it ? i know almost nothing about her the only way i could ask for a date would be to ask my colleague about her facebook/number and i dont even know the guy.
Just sounds normal, I think you're reading too much into it.
means that she hates you and if you ever run into her again you should do everything in your power to ignore/avoid you
yeah she hates you man you had it but you
fucked it up
ITT help each other get out of the hole and start to become successful, happy men.
>>29696419
>Lift weights
>Masturbate less ( 3 times a week or less)
>Get a hobby
>>29696464
What's your hobby m8? Where did you learn to into /fit/?
Go to church. Protestant churches don't count.
who /dontlikesex/ here?
sex makes me really uncomfortable and I wish it wasn't expected in relationships, I catch myself ignoring my gf or avoiding making any jokes that might be interpreted as flirting to try and avoid her initiating, it gives me the same anxiety and awkward feeling as going to the dentists as a little kid, sometimes I feel like I've been kicked in the stomach afterwards it's so stressful
am I the only man on earth to feel this way? it seems like coming up with excuses not to have sex is an entirely female feel
inb4 "you ungrateful normie!" if I could transfer my sexual activity to a virgin robot I would
>>29696408
I feel the same. I can do it by myself but I just don't need anyone else for it. I mean I'm not curious about other people's genitals and juices. And to lick them? Oh please...
It's disguisting. I have a friend who also has a problem with other people during sex.
2/10
you;re not even trying
q354wty
Same
I've masturbated so much and been with atleast 5 different women. It feels like I've experienced most of what it has to offer so I'm very less likely to initiate sex with my current gf and most of the times I have sex is so that she can get her share because she has significantly less experience than I do
How to break up with a girl I've only dated for a week?
I worked up the courage to talk to a qt girl in my class who I assumed was a virgin. I asked her out and she said yes. But I found out yesterday that she's not a virgin. I can't just cut contact because she's in my class for like 2 more months. What am I supposed to do?
>>29696366
Stop being a faggot and learn from your mistakes. Man the fuck up and put up with her for 2 months you fucking pussy.
>>29696689
But by two months wouldn't breaking up be much worse?
>>29696962
Well, you'll have an excuse to break up with her until then.
>injury stories?
>be me 14
>in the school rugby league team as prop
>literal job is to run into people and get smashed
>break leg at tournament
>on crutches for several weeks
>constantly picked on for it
>finally able to walk again
>two days later I trip and rebreak it
>permanently...
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>>29696360
> Implying that any rugby league position is different from another
> implying that is not a pleb version of a good game for retards who can't count past five
The only sport where you can go off for a concussion test and come back with a diagnosis of foetal alcohol syndrome
>>29696360
A girl broke my tibia 2 weeks ago and last year she broke my nose
>>29696360
I broke my little toe in the McDonalds play place once.
Guys, I have a unique chance of meeting a single, unexperienced gorgeous girl.
Since I'm retarded fuckup, I can't keep the natural conversation.
I desperately need key-words, that will poke my brain, so I will be able to hang on certain subjects.
I'd rather not waste that opportunity, my last date took place like 4 years ago, I have no idea how to do it.
tl;dr
Simple brain stimulation for fluent conversation.
>>29696313
Not sure if I'm doing this right, but :
interests
hobbies
music
arts
tourism
work
>>29696375
Ey, yo, exactly, this kind of stuff, thanks.
I use most of these but at some point I just don't know what relate to.
>>29696418
What I usually do to keep a conversation going is just bring up stuff I know the other person is interested in, talk about it a even if it's out of my interests, ask them about it and probably say something along the lines of "oh yeah that's pretty cool" or "huh, that's nice". If it's within your spectrum of interests, the conversation will flow naturally, trust me.
After that specific topic wears off I either bring up another once about something we both are interested,...
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you can fuck only one, wisely make your pick.
3d pigs all look the same to me
just minor morphological differences in the bone structure and subcutaneous fat levels
not at all appealing
LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT
>>29696253
3DPD
Here is a better picture for non-faggots to choose from
Why are normies dumb as rocks
why do you care so much and keep paying attention to them?
>>29696178
Because I'm American and need something to get angry at
>>29696163
Because they didn't really pay attention in school, especially after they hit puberty.
>be me
>engaged
>moving out with fiancee soon
>stable loving relationship
>3 days ago met girl
>3 fucking days
>we met two times already
>kissed, hugged etc.
>I am her first she told me, never done anything before
>ohshitsameasfiancee.jpg
>ohshitwaddupIknowhowthisends.png
>she wants me, I feel something to her
>still love fiancee and want her
now
>regrets
>thinking of telling my fiancee that I am a fucktard
>this will end the relationship forever and ever
>it hurts me
>I am afraid that sooner or later it will come out accidentaly because me and new girl are texting nasty stuff
>can;'t stop this wheel
someone help me
I would die of feel pain if my fiancee was hurt. also can;t tell that I feel nothing to the new girl... fucking idiot I am.
HELP REEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING IDIOT SCUM
You deserve what's coming to you OP.
Just be honest with your fiance, cut it off with the new girl. The fact that you went out of your way to meet some girl is telling in itself.
you're a piece of shit and deserve all the pain you inevitably will get once your relationship implodes