How are you feel about christmas robots?
>Christmas eve
>So cousin chad how's it going?
>Really good, just got new job in international buissnes group
>That's wonderful. What about you anon?
>Well, I went on college
>what course?
>psychology
>Oh, I see, sooo cousin Chad tell us more about your new job? Sounds...
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Tbh I'm glad I don't talk to the other side of my family.
>two Stacy cousins
>one is in college
>has job
>has bf
She is pretty hot though Tbh family
Then don't go.
Take a bus to a chinese restaurant, have some moo goo gai pan, get home, masturbate and drink.
Your dad can't pick you up and put you in the car.
>>Implying that he won't bust out of his business because shitty management.
>>Implying you won't go on to become a psychologist that makes bank while cousin Chad fucks up his business.
>>Implying you won't have your family start to ask you for money because you make the most after going into that field.
Chin up anon, just because it's shit now doesn't mean it can't get better in the future. Things can always get better. :)
Blonde Hair
>Sticks up when short
>can see scalp through it at the sides
>when wet clumps and goes dark up making parts look fully bald
wish i had dark, thick hair senpai desu. any other Aryans got a similar feel?
No because I'm not a kyke and proud to be Aryan.
I'm pale with dark hair and it's the same deal for me
maybe it's just because my hair is thinning tho
>>25012015
>pride
nice emotion faggot
The beta uprising is just a meme right? It will never happen.
Yea, your best hope is feminists allowing you to have sex bots in the near future.
I mean, you never know.
>>25011556
If it became popular for betas to kill normalfags then the robots would take the contrarian position and immediately preach how wrong it is to kill just to be special snowflakes, too smart to fit in
GUYS I NEED HELP
I started yelling at a girl I know on Facebook telling her GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE WE NEED TO WATCH STAR WARS I'LL FEED YOU FROZEN VEGGIES FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW
She told me "beware it's a declaration of love to get out of the house in this cold"
She
Is
Coming
Frozen veggies are literally the only food I have in the house
What the fuck do I do?
I am going to take cialis and maca root for now and explore the situation.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
I HAVE NO MONEY
I AM SLEEP...
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>>25011505
Ask your Reddit and Facebook friends.
>>25011566
>working under the assumption I am a normie
All it takes to fuck girls is to be good looking
That's it
>>25011505
Do you have any other snacks or drinks?
You do have star wars don't you?
Is your house tidy?
Do you have any friends that can spot you the coin for condoms quicky? no cash at all really?
If you dont get condoms theres always other sexual stuff you can do ofc.
ITT: Write a letter to someone who will probably never read it.
K,
Thank you for being here for me. Meeting you has made me really happy. We have a lot in common and we have the same ideals. I don't know what you expect out of life, but I hope I can give you it.
J
I have no one to write a letter to
>>25011113
M,
Q.
-A
>>25011113
>I don't know what you expect out of life, but I hope I can give you it.
I feel the same way about someone.
what would you do as your last thing in your life ?
be 23, lost life.
>>25011046
fuck op's mom
kill someone who deserves it
>>25011046
killing myself would be the very LAST thing
> be 15
> be skipping school all the time to hang out with school skipping fiends
> also be on state probation for stupid shit
> intercept the 'your student was absent' call from the school (before cell phones were commonplace)
> dad gets home, not in his work uniform
> says he went to the school to find me and couldn't, talked to a few of my teachers for classes I was inexplicably...
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Continued...
> wake up to my perfect Mormon dad over me dragging me to the car by my wrist yelling to get the fuck up and stop faking
> sirens approach
> people are coming out of the houses across the street from the park
> they called 911
> after talking to police and being taken to the hospital and all that I decide not to press charges when the cops ask
> guilted into it by my mom...
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>>25010921
>be 15
>yesterday
>be 15
mods
>She has a carpe diem tattoo
>she has tattoos
>she has piercings
>she has male friends
>she has a tattoo
>she has a bf already
What is Pepe smoking in this pic?
He's only sucking on a fag.
>>25010649
His eyes are redish and if you zoom in on the image you can tell it is a blunt
>>25010649
He is clearly inhaling cocaine smoke.
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ KANGS
*rubs cow piss onto hair to make it orange*
You forgot to lick your lips
>>25010479
Its pronounced "smackin"
>literally stares down a lion and takes their meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8
I wish you guys would stop posting about how lonely you are.
I've never had friends all my life, and I'm also a kissless virgin, but when I come here it's made out to be like the biggest deal ever.
I know it's trollbait to pretend you don't care, but I literally do not care.
Why dwell on it? It's like being fish and being upset over how much you can't climb trees.
Normies don't even give a shit.
So create better threads.
>>25010445
>people complaining
>OMG I hate it when you complain
See how that works
>>25010504
hey it's my way of feeling superior
So 4chan, how did your exams go thus far?
>>25010390
Chem exam was awful
The history of science, engineering design, and programming exams went ok
I have a calculus exam on friday, I didn't start studying for it yet
>>25010390
Your pic pretty much describes it for me, OP. I'm not just fucked. I'm double-fucked.
Chem exam at 7pm today, wish me luck.
Failed calc earlier but couldnt drop so i got a 25/200 on the final, engrish i got a B, and geology did pretty well and I will have an A for the semester.
Well I didn't go to a doctor. Doing just fine. Might just lose a little feeling in my finger but I won't have to worry about getting injected with mind control drugs
>>25010351
Entrance wounds closed up already
I remember you. You're a fuckin dumbass.
That is all.
>mind control drugs
Kek I just got out of the hospital a couple of weeks ago. Best week ever.
>get morphine whenever I wanted it
>slept and watched tv
>had qt nurses helping me
Chubby girls objectively have the best bodies.
>big tits
>big ass
>soft bellies
I honestly don't even see how you faggots can be attracted to skinny chicks. There's nothing to grab or play with.
hmmmoriginality hmmmmm
>>25010143
Skinny people have all the attributes you listed and are better at it
its literally the same rule for guys - if i can see how fat you are when you have clothes on then we have a problem
IT STARTS WITH ONE THINGGGG
IF I GO WILL YOU FOLLOW
>>25010021
I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>25010021
always remembers me of that one Naruto AMV