W-what does this mean? Is it some kind of threat?
It's winter u fag lol
I thought the same thing. You never know, with the new jewt. I half expected him to turn off my radiator over the Internet.
>>25040969
He's slowly bleeding out and dying dramatically somewhere.
I "fuck" for the first time this year, with a nice girl.
The problem is: i can't even last 10 seconds. lol
I just put it in and then... cum.
The second time with her, i wasn't able to cum. I fuck for like 40min without stop and nothing. I thought that i was cured.
The third time... Cum in seconds again.
I'm fucked up, help me!
Anyone can help?
You can wank one out the same day you are going to have sex so that you don't cum that fast. Also, try thinking about other stuff while pounding her. What also helps is to pleasure her when you feel you are going to nut. Just get out her and lick her and stuff. You can also buy condoms that help you to last longer. I'm so glad I dot have your problem but I'm sure you can do something with my tips Anon, have a nice day!
Can your dick not recharge? I blast pretty fast the first session, take a break to eat her out for a few minutes, dicks back to diamonds by then and I can go for an hour or so
All 7 people where I work, including the manager, is depressed to some degree. I'm probably the 2nd most depressed. The most depressed is my favourite colleague.
>>25040601
Great . Glad to hear it
>tfw people think i look like elliot rodger
>tfw im also a diagnosed sperg kissless manlet virgin
>browse /r9k/ daily
how long do i have until something bad happens
>>25040601
bring forth the day of retribution fellow robot
>star wars and its fanbase
>>25040216
Normies hiding behind a Disney movie to pretend they aren't normies, the worst kind of normies.
>HURRR DURRR CHANGED MY NORMIEBOOK TO HAV A LIGHTSAYBA XDDDDDDD
>>25040216
This Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
Star Trek is superior
>tfw there will never again be a sci fi series as based as TNG or DS9
>mfw autismbux and NEETbux are normies literally paying for treating us like shit
wagecucks btfo once again
have fun wasting your years eating Mr. Goldstein's taint every weekday while your salary goes towards my hentai/vidya.
suck a fat one wagecucks. i make enough money so i can afford my essentials, my hobbies, clothes, gym, books, etc. and I don't have to move a fucking finger..
How does one aquire neetbux?
>yfw welfare laws get rescinded on the basis of this meme
what's the next stage in your master plan?
Let's assume 4chan doesn't go down.
When you are 30, 40, 50 years old, do you expect you will still be a robot? Will you keep on spending countless hours on imageboards, doing nothing, rotting in self pity, hating yourself?
Will you try and become a normie?
Will you kill yourself? If you, under what conditions?
How do you predict your future will be?
Bonus question: How do you think 4chan will end?
Come on
originaru comento
I expect I'll probably still be a robot in my 30s, at which point I'll probably kill myself. I've already failed at trying to do better. I predict the site will probably just become more neglected over time and gradually bleed users.
>>25039975
it'll merge with reddit
>It's getting cold, isn't it? Come crawl in my bed anon, I'll warm you up ;^)
what do you do?
blackmail for jani job
>>25039949
Sounds comfy, as long as he doesn't try to do any gay things
>tfw no friend to snuggle with
Not today, Hirohito.
>disengages safety on 1911
I need tips on suicide, /r9k/. What type of method do you recommend? What do I need to accomplish it?
>>25039638
http://lostallhope.com
There ya go.
opiates and benzodiazepines. Can't miss.
Jump in front of a train or truck.
In my life, people on a Saudi Arabian glassblowing bulliten board have shown me more kindness than anyone else offline has
That's because irl sucks anon
People who barely know you tend to treat you the best.
I know that feel anon.
Why is it? I just don't understand.
Why are normies genuinely more vitriolic than anyone I've ever encountered on 4chan?Because I'm different?
Get in here grandpas
How's everyone holding up?
>tfw keep having sex dreams involving coworkers
>tfw wake up feeling like a loser
I was always told that it gets better, but it's not true. I'm actually considering falling for the therapy meme.
>>25039448
>I'm actually considering falling for the therapy meme.
I fell for this meme when I was really desperate, it was horrible. I just ended up feeling awful after spilling my guts and the guy couldn't even humor a solution after 3 visits. I gave it an honest shot, but in the end, it was just another epic meme.
>>25039157
I am so thankful I have a job working at home.
I have not had to see women in years, that helps me avoid the problems you are having now.
I fucking hate dreaming of women, nothing starts my day off worse than dreaming of being with a women and having the feeling and then waking up realizing it was all bullshit.
Which grills from the past would you like to bang EVEN THOUGH you know they are old/ dead nowadays, anon?
pics are welcome
pic related
Hope Sandoval
bump
rgvejce5mt
>>25039015
Helen of Troy
I wanna see what that pussy was all about
Was the finale of Fargo written by the most redpilled man working in television? The scene with Peggy and Lou in the car was like something out of an /r9k/ story.
Im starting it now, im so exited damn
>>25038872
Lou: "Some call it our burden, but I say its our privilige (check'em)"
Peggy: "Women cant have it all wha-wha-wha"
How was this in anyway redpilled??
>>25038969
Are you so retarded that you think Peggy was meant to be in the right?
>wake up at 3pm
>hear someone talking downstairs who isn't one of my parents
Now I can't leave my room until they're gone
>>25038809
>hear someone talking that isn't my mother
>immediately leave room to not look like an autist while we have company
>>25038809
>in the bathroom
>hear the front door open and close
>it's mom's friend
>stay in the bathroom until i'm sure she's gone
>she leaves
>come out of the bathroom awkwardly
>mom gives me the look
>go to room and stay there until next day
>>25038837
What, and get forced into a conversation with some fuckwit?
It's my house too. I don't have to talk to someone if there's no reason to.
Post quotes from Elliot Rodgers manifesto that you can relate to
>Father, of course, gave in to Soumaya's rules as he always had. My respect for him was already so low that it could not get any lower because of this
>>25038682
i didn't read that piece of shit manifesto.
he freaked out because he was off his meds, xanax and some other shit.
The hero we deserved, but not the one we need right now
if any one needed to smoke some weed.
Had you ever reee'd so hard blood came out your nose?
blood has never came out my nose.
>>25038526
>>25038550
samefags, also fuck off, normie
if not trolling be aware this thread is reddit.