>tfw no kidnapped bf
No responses to this for an hour? This board ought to be ashamed of itself. I will be your kidnapped bf, on the conditions you're into heavy BDSM and fairly creative in crafting such scenarios, have at least one or two weird fetishes you force on me even if they may not be what I'm into, and are willing to do fairly extreme mindfuck-play with me once in a while.
>>29700132
>/r9k/ should be ashamed for not being thirsty for a stale meme
The fuck is wrong with you? Oh wait, it's summer.
>>29700166
reddit has invaded and raised their flag here
its over
Grandma is about to die. Might leave me some inheritance. Could be pocket money or could be a shit ton of money. She is 85 and has been getting a pension for over 25 years despite having no expenses.
Who else inheritance fag here?
>tfw have 10 aunts and uncles and 25 cousins
Gramgram left me a 40k tendie fund. Building a NEET van next year when it comes. What you gonna do?
>tfw it's not even worth cozying up to elderly millionaire aunt and uncle because they're so boring, uptight, and judgey
I'm not shit, you're shit, with your fucking Halliburton blood money.
Please guys i need your help! I'm done with life as it is, but i dont want to kill myself, but idk if i can take being homless since no shower all that stuff. I need to move out now, but everything was so damn expensive. How can i, drop out of college, get a job that hopefully isnt back breaking, and live in a small fucking efficiency and get away from everyone? thats all ever wanted but i had to go to college to get it. But i can't stay where im at, its fucking me up mentally and i need to go. I have a job in hagerstown maryland where i can get 50-60 hours a week,...
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All im looking for is a one room apartment for rent that isn't dirty, i dont care if i have to go somewhere else to get clothes washed, i just need to get out of this mess. Im willing to stay for a bit and save up money if i need start up cash
Who the fuck do you think you're talking at cunt.
Open your eyes, realize your mistake and piss off.
>>29698962
Did you do something to local mobs?
How would you describe the definition of a robot? I searched it on urban dictionary and the descriptions is just about mechanical robots. Also they had a description of r9k but it was written way back in 2008. So could anyone describe a robot?
are you from reddit trying to get info on us? can you seriously just leave us the fuck alone and get out of here? i promise r 4chan will be much more fun
hi r/4chan, get the fuck out of here
>>29698951
If you were a robot, you would know what a robot is.
/thread
>tfw can't cook for shit
>even fail when trying to make fried eggs or some other simple shit like that
>end up ordering pizza or going to a fast food joint all the time
I miss my mommy
Even the simplest of cooking techniques requires practice. Making perfect eggs requires a LOT of work, especially scrambled.
Try doing something simple first, like making pasta at the perfect texture, with the perfect amount of saltiness, to complement a sweet tomato based sauce.
>>29698939
You can't cook ramen/noodles?
>>29698939
what happened to your moms nigga?
I was thinking about playing through one of these for the nostalgia, post any good ones that you can think of
>tfw spending hours grinding this shit for some armor
>playing this on 2 player with your friend at school while everyone else went outside
>beating the shit out of this guy
>making plutonium nukes on this
>tfw you will never fuck an ftm in his masculine pussy
wtf is that thing
supposed to be?
>>29698913
that's pretty sexy desu senpai
>tfw sister brings over ftm chum
>ftm acts lewd and provocative towards me to get a rise out of me
>moons me
>changes clothing in front of me
>gets up in my face
Which one of you guys is it?
Is i you?
>>29698894
>Is it you
Is what I meant to type.
>>29698894
How does one get number one in the world for that? What would the competition be like?
I mean I'm not dissing him, since I go around double digits a regular day.
>>29698967
I assume speed, timing, number, and amount are all involved.
I really wonder the same shit desu.
>was coerced by my m80 in to going to a stripclub on my vacation in poland
>the plan was to just sit and have a drink while looking at the show for a little while as a laugh
>basically once we got inside we were each assigned a girl
>they kept talking to each of us and made it impossible to have a conversation between the two of us
>I got a super qt 21 year old with small tits and a cute face, she was much better looking than the dancers or the waitresses and my m8's girl
>I was not planning to spend any money there because I know how they trick you in to spending thousands
>then after like 2 minutes my m8 got led away in to the private room
>"wait but we made a deal none of us would..."
>he totally didn't care
>talk to my assigned girl for a while just while I wait for my friend
>"why are you doing this" "you're good at english, you could get more respectable jobs" "this isn't wholesome" etc
>she gives me really intelligent and irrefutable answers
>asks me to buy her a "drink"
>"alright, fine" I say unknowingly it's just a drink right they're super cheap here who cares
>400 PLN
>"wait what the fuck how can it cost this much?"
>she touches my thigh and looks at me in an >IMPLYING kind of way
>...
>she leads me in to this little room
starts taking off her clothes
>first time I see a woman naked
>starts rubbing herself all over me
>rubbing her tittays in my face
>it is so amazing robots holy shit
>after "you want to... take it further?"
>"okay sure... how much?" I say defeatedly, I have been tricked, and am probably going to be going...
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Well you did get titties in your face, and it's a cool story to tell.
And besides, don't want your first time to be with some stripper cunt.
>>29698858
>bros before hoes
way to waste your one chance at redemeption, get used being on this board you are going to be here forever
Any /degenerates/ here?
>sexually attracted to almost everyone I've ever met
>cock doesn't discriminate between race, gender, body type, height, etc.
>basically the only people I am not attracted too are the very young, the very old, or people who are irredeemably ugly, like I will be attracted to people like 4/10+ and not just out of desperation
>desperately want to be used and be submissive
>have literally...
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Thats not degeneracy.
Thats pervertness
>>29698881
This is fair, I used the wrong word. Point remains firm, however. I am literally always attracted to almost everyone, but I'm still to fugly and weird to get any puss puss/chadcock.
I'd probably fuck anyone if they put their hands on me enough. I REALLY like physical affection, I'd take a 1/10 that put her hands on me over a 10/10 that wouldn't.
Occasionally I find myself daydreaming about raping a woman or beating one into a pulp, and I get an erection. This is when I'm walking around campus or just zoning out during commercials.
I hate being born broken, like despite a near sociopathic disregard for people, I get motivation from having someone to please. I've been masturbating to dickgirls for more than half my life at this point, yet I get chest pains thinking about how I'm getting older and I don't have a wife and kids and a stable job to take care of them. I want lots and lots of kids and a loving relationship, but it's never going to happen.
>tfw in modern American culture wanting kids is degenerate
Post your contact info/skype in the thread and I'll talk to you about what's wrong or if you need help
>tfw no gf
Help me here.
I'm talking to this girl on plenty of fails.
I talked to her a bit yesterday (shitty non-instant messaging permitting) about her interests in TV shows. She fell asleep during the messaging because I took forever to respond, I guess, it isn't instant, so there's no urgency.
Should I just ask for her Skype now?
>>29698972
>because I took forever to respond
If she was waiting for you then that's good. You're a step closer to your goal.
>>29698972
Yeah, just go for it. Waiting won't change anything. If she wants to talk she wants to talk. You're not really invading her personal space, it's just another form of communication.
why aren't you meticulously stalking your oneitis, sitting callously waiting, watching for her to finally appear from her apartment with all that focus and new found energy you have from NOFAP.
if you have a oneitis you are a normie
>>29698813
what's his channel again?
>>29698912
Forever alone feels
Here is a group of friends. They are having fun on the beach and enjoying their summer. How does this make you feel, robots?
>>29698786
Frustrated.
>Obviously not original
I wanan fuck the one in pink
For some reason whenever I see this irl I assume they are going to be hostile towards me if I were ever to interact with them. And it annoys me bc they are supposed to be representive of kindness and friendship. What kind of meme-think is this?
You know what really gets me mad about black people? They're way too insecure. African Americans act like they don't find white girls that hot but in reality they go crazy for them. Even the upper class ones ditch their girl for a white or asian one the first chance they get. They always feel like they don't fit in despite not making an effort or acting like complete dicks.
Actual africans act like their country and culture is amazing but leave for a European or American one the first chance they get... for "job opportunities"
Nigger here, I've always liked latinas and asians more than white girls
Nigga why she got three fingers
>>29698802
That's not the point famsie wamsie
>at a bar with a guy i haven't seen for at least five years
>really qt redhead bartender
>tell mate she's qt and i wish i could get her number
>he's married and was somewhat of a chad when we were younger
>he gets up and talks to her
>tells her i'd like to take her out for some coffee but i'm to shy and nervous to ask
>she writes down...
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Did you ever fugg his boipucci?
>>29698670
He's fucking dead, man. A Chad who didn't bully me and tried to make me socialize when we were teenagers, died.
Terrible feels famlad.
>>29698642
Sounds awful mate. I had the same kind of dream today, there's literally nothing worse, breaking both of my legs was better than this shit.