I used to drink at least 3 beers daily because they taste the best but it made me gain 15 kg and I had to work my ass off to lose them.
now i just use dry white wine, much less calories
red wine makes me angry for some reason
what about you degenerates?
I used to drink rum and cokes but then because of the caffeine, I had trouble sleeping. So I drink more red wine and beer now. It also helps me regulate what I've consumed. Hard liquor can sneak up on you.
I make kilju, shit tastes awful but it gives me a nice buzz.
>>25083500
how strong is it and how long does it take to make?
Who /narcissistic/ here?
>tfw keep looking at pics of myself
>tfw I think I'm too good for some people
>tfw if I don't get the girl I want I start negging her until she gives in or makes it impossible for me
crows feet slowly developing
I want to see how you look like, OP. Post pic
>>25082618
>if I don't get the girl I want I start negging her until she gives in or makes it impossible for me
I've done that, but I'm pretty much the opposite of a narcissist....or am I?
Would you spend the next 10 years in prison starting tomorrow if you would recieve $1 million (or equivalent in whatever currency of your choosing) upon your release? What would you do after?
I really don't know what i would say, watching a documentary about a guy who was released after 18 years when they found out he was innocent and he sued for $500k. I would've asked for more
>>25082405
That's only 100k a year. No.
>>25082405
No. 1 million is literally nothing nowadays
>>25082476
It's more than you'd make in the real world
>tfw no cougar gf to lovingly stroke my hair as she warmly and softly whisper reassuring things in my ear as I fall asleep in her arms during a stormy night
when will this suffering end, /r9k/?
>Milf gf with an autismo daughter my age
>Relationship stuff with the mom, hanging out playing vidya and watching TV with the daughter
Amazing feel.
I want this so badly but I can't have another mommy-aged woman let me down again
>tfw no nonsexual relationship with Rosey mommy
Truly the worst feeling.
>it is now completely accepted that roasties cake their face in lies to look better.
This is ridiculous guys. SHES FUCKING BRIGHT ORANGE! THE INSIDE OF THAT SWEATER IS ORANGE I BET MY LIFE.
STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25082188
mmmm yum she's a cutie. i would bust her doors in if I could.
>>25082188
makes it easier to detect shit tier women
>>25082239
Under a foot of face paint, she probably looks like a rotten prune.
You have shit taste.
>tfw your daughter will hit puberty soon
Help.
>tfw she won't for a few more years
Whew.
Feed her hormone blockers.
try setting her up for a match against the world's strongest man, Mark Henry
that'll man her up
how do you guys feel about the fact that the age of men is almost over?
Women will overtrow men soon, should we try to stop them, how?
Hopefully, only the age of white men is over and non-white men will bring back the patriarchy.
I'd rather be a white man in a non-white patriarchy than a white man in a SJW matriarchy.
Heck, ever under ISIS Christians only have to pay an additional infidel tax! Those sociopathic lesbianic SJW feminists literally want to drive me into suicide.
I say all the more power to them. Running shit is hard, thankless work and the sooner I can be a pampered stay-at-home househusband, the better.
>>25082272
>I can be a pampered stay-at-home househusband, the better.
You won't be a househusband then, a woman doesn't want to marry you then. You'd simply have to pay more in taxes with lower wages in shittier jobs while women are out there looking for Chads.
The idea that roles will simply be switched and you'd be a happy 50s househusband is delusional. It's a male fetish fantasy but nothing what a world run by women will look like.
I really dont understand the wagecuck meme. I mean obviously the NEET life is better. Theres no reason to try and gloat that
No one fucking wants to work a job. obviously. I am working my first job and its the worst time of my life strictly because i have a job. Everything else is the same as before but now i have to spend half my week around people i dont like doing things i dont wanna do. Some of us have to work just to survive.I dont have parents that are even getting by let alone rich enough to support me as well and im not getting government funding because i cant live...
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>>25081956
Is this 404d
Wagecuck detected
>>25081956
I can't be NEET in my country. I don't know English properly(Intermediate), so I can't freelance with a reasonanle wage. I can't sever ties with my parents, friends, because my "social autism" will get worse and sooner or later won't even able to normally talk.
NEETs are quite lucky, because they can afford being themselves.
What was the last character you got a win with in smash? Describe the match if you want
>Toon link
My friends Mario combos continue to get ridiculous, it's like his main. Took a lot to kill him.
SSB-(minus)with GGGGGGGGGGANONDORF!
I think. Idk it's been a while
the fuck you just say nerd?
>>25081911
Ganons combos fuck people up
Scenario:
>someone wrongs you or someone you care about
>(lol jk you don't have loved ones)
>they do it in such a manner that you have full and total justification in ruining their lives
>even if everyone finds out what you did none of them will hold it against you because they deserved it
>up to but not including murder/physically crippling them
What do you do? What diabolical skills has the internet...
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>>25081634
>up to but not including murder/physically crippling them
As long as you don't physically cripple them, isn't torture fine?
Also psychological torture is good.
>>25081681
Psychological torture IS good. I can't see you getting away with physical torture is much harder though. Even if you're in the right the cops will get you.
>>25081634
I'd firebomb their house. It's always been a dream of mine.
ITT:
Why we hate Christmas
>>25081412
>ITT:
>Why we hate Christmas
no gf
>jewish
>people say merry christmas all the time
>always respond happy Hanukkah.
I mostly just hate presents. They remind me that I'll never again love anything as much as I loved getting an N64 for Christmas 1997
I find your tastes in women disturbing.
>>25081327
But I only like 2D my lord.
3D is for jedi normies only.
Its fucked up that I read everything next to darth vader's picture in James earl jones voice. Like I saw something for sale at the store the other day and imagined james earl jones reading the damn price out loud for me.
Vader you're drunk
Well it's that time of the year again. Relatives will travel miles and miles ( or you'll have to) just to have them ask you
>so champ, any lady friends? ;^P
In lieu of the holy days getting us down, I decided I'm making a Christmas porno but I need help with a name for the movie. Any ideas champ?
>>25081306
>just to have them ask y-
No they won't!
Deck the balls
Home a bone
>>25081306
i'm going to spend the entire christmas locked in my room and i'm not going to come out no matter how much my parents beg me to. i'm not going to force a smile as i have to socialize with a bunch of unbearable normie degenerate scum and their condescending questions about why i don't have a gf or a job
hell i might even threaten suicide in an attempt to have christmas canceled
How do you guys wear your hair. Do you care?
I'm going to just go for a buzzcut, I am sick of haircuts and everyone commenting on it.
good idea, buzzcuts are /fa/.
I cut my hair approximately every 2 and a half years. It looks awkward for like 3-4 months in between being short and long. But I save money and time and I don't have to worry about whether it's a good length/style or not.
The Vietnamese hairdresser shop down the street does mine for about $10 three to four times a year. I just tell them "short, no sideburns" and it always looks fine.
So I got a hold of a bunch of Diazepam pills (Valium). I have practically zero tolerance to benzos (well, I used to "abuse" them recreationally very occasionally with friends like 6-7 years ago if that counts). Also important to note is that I don't particularly have anxiety problems.
Now the strange this is that the past two days I have used Diazepams recreationally and that at relatively high doses (20mg yesterday and 30mg today). The thing is that even though I have virtually no tolerance I can't say I really feel those pills very strongly. I certainly...
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bumppp need your experiences
I do 20mg-30mg recreationally, I think you over hyped them. Bencoz are good but not great, the buzz is just a little nice feeling inside and some calmness that makes anything else not matter. its usually used with weed which makes them allot better.
>>25080999
rise* long-term* use
ok the valium has definitely fucked up my spelling at least a little bit
>>25081184
>20mg-30mg
yeah but they ought to make someone with barely any tolerance high or even make him fall asleep at such doses.
seriously i cannot even understand how people sometimes really need their 8mg of valium (spread through the day in doses of 2mg often). how do they even feel any effects from that?