>police bust into your house RIGHT NOW and find all your hidden stash of illegal movie/anime rips, porn, onaholes, dakimakuras, and lolis
post your:
>age
>sex
>Reaction to this
>mfw they didn't find my weed
>dismantled cuddle doll
>copy of Unteralterbach
>deviant sex toys
>sketches of cartoon lolis
>23
>f
>probably do what I do whenever shit hits the fan and pretend to be catatonic and "leave my body" as they lead me into the van and take me away.
Whoops.
>not having magnetor against your harddrive that you can just flip on
Shiggy diggy
>be wagecuck
>decide to go out once with co-workers to see what normies do on the weekend
>go to bar/club place
>stand in the background thinking that the music is too loud, the floor is sticky. I want to shitpost
>some guy starts rubbing my ass and massaging my shoulders but he's bigger than me so I let him
>finally get to leave at 3:30am, way past my bedtime of 10pm
>mfw
How...
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You need to drink before. Even normies hate going to parties if they're not going to get sex or blackout drunk
>>25126997
>guy rubs your ass and massages your shoulders
>not doing anything about it
are you that autistic? pretty sure he wanted to fuck. You could've gotten laid OP
>>25126997
>be vacationcuck
>go to tropical country with friends to see what normies do on vacation
>go to beach place
>stand in the car park looking at the beach thinking its too hot and the sound of the waves is too loud. I want to funpost
>some seaguls start shitting on me but there's a ton of them so I let them
>mfw
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Choose your weapon, /r9k/.
cumsock - you always have two with you, the shape is ergonomic and you can throw it into the laundry bin afterwards
Cum rag.
It stinks and I never wash it, but as a friendless NEET who doesnt care about his family I couldnt give less of a fuck about the cum stench in my room.
>not lapping it up off the floor like the dog you are
>you fap to a teen giving birth
>she gets to feel his whole girth
>you make her laugh while class
>she swallows chad's load on mass
>you do her homework
>he fucks her until squirt
>you fap to boipussy
>she looks at him lusty
I think it's supposed to rhyme, or at least flow.
>you hate that slut
>he fucks her butt
>>25126876
>stacies i hate
>but it's to them, all day, i masturbate
>as a wife, a qt fembot i'd rather take
>alas, they're all fake
>please reincarnate me in a 2D world, that'd be great
Why can't a woman handle a 5'3 REAL MAN, why are women so insecure?
holy shiet that's hot
source?
Manlets btfo once again
bumping for sauce plsblox
Would you become augmented ?
If I lost a limb in an accident or whatever maybe but I'm not going to go hacking off limbs just to get rocket arms
pssss boiiiiiii make me into a cyborg idgaf real talk nigga. All it means is i'm getting closer to becoming immortal
>>25126746
this tbqh, I really like the feel of my own flesh
and yes I mean it in a way exactly as creepy and sexual as it sounds
I would probably get the "discreet" implants to help you think better though but rocket arms and jumpy legs and shit, like, fuck it, if you can design an aug limb for it why can't I have a device for it that I can leave at home when I don't need it instead
I'm only 19 and I will look like an old man by 22. Who else robbed of their youth here?
>>25126674
There is hope. I'm 21 and had your very hairline since I was 16. I reckon I've got to 30 at least.
>>25126674
Yea you have a round corner indicating some degree of receding hairline, but don't worry too fast. I had this exact hairline when I was 19, now I am 22 and still at the same hairline. Nothing changed.
>>25126674
You'd still look fine with a buzzcut.
Don't worry.
What would you do? Ask me anything, it's been an eye-opening experience.
Interior decorating?
What is your plan after getting a fem studies degree....?
You gay bro?
The title says it all. Fuck all these whores. I am finished.
Not one girl ever has shown any interest in me. I have tried my ass to look as fit as possible and started lifting around 5 months ago. When I approach woman they try to hold in laughter or they pretend I am their little fucking brother or something.
Sometimes, they have this pityful tone to their voice. Seriously just fuck these whores.
Why did GOD make fuck me up like this.
Why did he make it so I would be smaller than 99 % of all other fucking males.
The average height for woman is...
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Don't blame God. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>25126797
>nobody to blame but himself
>for his height
come on dude
>>25126611
post more comfy images?
>>25126797
>It's your fault your 5'4
How stupid can you possibly be?
Thread for people with aspergers syndome and high functioning autism
Absolutely no cucks allowed.
>>25126595
What kind of shoes you wear senpai?
>>25126631
Vans
Why do you ask
neetbux reporting
My roommate punched me in the chest and sent my phone flying off today. I punched him back and that was the end of it, but now i feel like kicking a baby. He's a boxer and hes been bullying me for an year now. What should i do?
>>25126563
since he's a boxer report him for assault.
it'll turn into assault with a weapon depending on your state, and how well trained he is.
>>25126563
You do realize a boxer's hands are considered deadly weapons, right?
If you report him and he has a boxing license and he actively competes, that gets taken away if he's assaulting you.
>>25126563
Rape him to assert your dominance.
>year 2000 was 15 years ago.
>you're still a virgin despite masturbating for 10 years
>>25126598
>dat logic
>>25126506
I checked the date, and this is actually true!
I was desperate. I'd only ever gotten sexual with one grill, 2 years ago
I decided to hook up with a fat chick 4 years older than me and almost all that happened was a handjob and making out.
I did not know this chick, I was desperate, now I feel gross and violated despite consenting. I feel fucked up and gross for hooking up with a fat chick I don't know. I know I'm beta as fuck, but tell me how to erase this feeling.
Go to church and confess your sins. Son.
>>25126435
shut the fuck up and get the fuck out you normie fuck
It only gets worse from here, friend
So robots, where do you stand on Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i'm just getting by on safety and struggling with love and belonging
i'll never be self-actualized
>>25126430
Where's the actual top rung of watching smug anime faces?
I don't even satisfy all of the physiological needs.
I really am a failure of a human being, atm.
Tbh senpai idk how you faggots can't get a GF. LOL LMFAO
Pic related: me and my bitch ;)
>>25126411
i came, i came, i left.
i'm not making fun of your friend, OP
Remember when we all thought adding the robot back would bring higher quality content?